Friday, September 08, 2006

Mating Rituals of the MLB

1. "If you know a better means of exchanging long protein strands, I'd like to see it."

2. 'Inter-Racial Fart Swapping,' next on Maury

3. "We can't keep this up forever. Eventually, Steinbrenner is going to notice his two-headed dildo is missing."

4. ORA: The seventh inning grope is one of blernsball's most cherished traditions.

5. "Nike Butt Rubbers ... for the athletic gay man whose into safe sex."

6. "OK, Lemmiwinks, jump! You'll soon be over the border to Canada... and freedom!"

From: SI

11 comments:

The Man said...

BALCO unveils it's new baseball player.

The Man said...

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The Man said...

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The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan's impact on Caption Contests is well known. His impact on baseball has yet to be covered.

David Simon said...

"We can't keep this up forever. Eventually, Steinbrenner is going to notice his two-headed dildo is missing." (Talk about playing a double-header!)

sonicfrog said...

They're doing it all wrong! Damn, I swear, some jocks are just too stupid to be gay!

sonicfrog said...

In the fifties we had the negro league. In the new millenia we have the Brokeback league.

Anonymous said...

Re #3: the dildo probably actually belonged to Ted Turner. {shudder}

Submariner said...

I don't know, Juan. Thees "Brokeback" sheet is bejond me - hell, I ain' gettin' no pleasure from thees at all...

divine miss m said...

♪♪ When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey, doin' da butt...♪♪

attmay said...

♪♪Heaven, I'm in Heaven,
and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak,
and I seem to find the happiness I seek
when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. ♪♪