Monday, September 18, 2006
Let's play: "Translate The Signs"
1. "My veil is filled with boogers!"
2. "Bring us the head of Rosie O'Donnell!"
3. "We're so sorry George W. Bush was re-elected."
4. (L to R)"Pro-Choice!" "Keep YOUR Laws and YOUR morality off my body" "What do we want? Clitorectomies! When do we want them? Now!"
5. "Eat Mor Chikin"
6. "My Bomb belt! My business!"
Best of divine miss m
"Dhurka, dhurka, dhurka!"
Best of Jonathan H
"I'm really a man!"
"I slept with Osama and all I got was this lousy burka."
It must be really easy for women over there to rob 7-11's.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Pope is a poop! Dang the Pope! Off with his hang-nail (Moderate Muslims)
For Hirsute Honeys call 555-7345
Best of andthenblammo!
"$5 to take the veil off! $25 to put it back on!"
Inspired by sonicfrog
That's not Arabic! That's just a typical doctor's prescription handwriting.
Best of David Simon
"Fifth row center seats for the Fatima-Achmed stoning, 50 dinars."
Best of Anonymous
My son was a suicide bomber, and all the state gave me was this lousy sign!
Best of Curly
If I don’t wear this veil, some unknown “religious cop” to me will beat the crap out of me.
If you can read this sign – you’re too close to me and my brother will shoot you and then honor-kill me!
Vote for Pedro!
Catch me on Thursdays at “Caption this!”
Best of sonicfrog
Limo for Alice Cooper.
Best of prince of leaves
"Hefty! Hefty! Hef-ty!"
ORA: "Down with Shaddam IV! End the Harkonnen occupation! No blood for melange! De-water those who insult Muad-Dibh!"
Best of Submariner
Imamzon; Wherever you go in the desert, the network has you!
Camel wash - any donation
Please support our Mosque youth group's trip to the annual Hajj Stoning and Stampeding festival.
Best of Jonathan
"Crazy Abdul's Special: buy one falafel, get one free!"
Best of lawhawk
Got a match for my bomb vest? Call 555-1212
Best of WALSTIB
Once you try black you never go back.
Best of What, me worry?
"If you can read this, you're too concerned of the opinions of a backwater 9th century idiot".
“My clitoris was tossed into the garbage can and all I got was this lousy burka”.
“The Pope’s remarks offend my medieval sensibilities”.
Best of Adjustah
My other camel is a Toyota Uterus...
From, the BBC, your helpful guide to dhimmitude.