Monday, September 18, 2006

Let's play: "Translate The Signs"


1. "My veil is filled with boogers!"

2. "Bring us the head of Rosie O'Donnell!"

3. "We're so sorry George W. Bush was re-elected."

4. (L to R)"Pro-Choice!" "Keep YOUR Laws and YOUR morality off my body" "What do we want? Clitorectomies! When do we want them? Now!"

5. "Eat Mor Chikin"

6. "My Bomb belt! My business!"

Best of divine miss m
"Dhurka, dhurka, dhurka!"

Best of Jonathan H
"I'm really a man!"

"I slept with Osama and all I got was this lousy burka."

It must be really easy for women over there to rob 7-11's.

Best of Rodney Dill
GoldenPalace.com

The Pope is a poop! Dang the Pope! Off with his hang-nail (Moderate Muslims)

For Hirsute Honeys call 555-7345

Best of andthenblammo!
"$5 to take the veil off! $25 to put it back on!"

Sura 3:16!

Inspired by sonicfrog
That's not Arabic! That's just a typical doctor's prescription handwriting.

Best of David Simon
"Fifth row center seats for the Fatima-Achmed stoning, 50 dinars."

Best of Anonymous
My son was a suicide bomber, and all the state gave me was this lousy sign!

Best of Curly
If I don’t wear this veil, some unknown “religious cop” to me will beat the crap out of me.

If you can read this sign – you’re too close to me and my brother will shoot you and then honor-kill me!

Vote for Pedro!

Catch me on Thursdays at “Caption this!”

Best of sonicfrog
Limo for Alice Cooper.

Best of prince of leaves
"Hefty! Hefty! Hef-ty!"

ORA: "Down with Shaddam IV! End the Harkonnen occupation! No blood for melange! De-water those who insult Muad-Dibh!"

Best of Submariner
Imamzon; Wherever you go in the desert, the network has you!

Rough translation:
Camel wash - any donation
Please support our Mosque youth group's trip to the annual Hajj Stoning and Stampeding festival.

Best of Jonathan
"Crazy Abdul's Special: buy one falafel, get one free!"

Best of lawhawk
Got a match for my bomb vest? Call 555-1212

Best of WALSTIB
Once you try black you never go back.

Best of What, me worry?
"If you can read this, you're too concerned of the opinions of a backwater 9th century idiot".

“My clitoris was tossed into the garbage can and all I got was this lousy burka”.

“The Pope’s remarks offend my medieval sensibilities”.

Best of Adjustah
My other camel is a Toyota Uterus...



From, the BBC, your helpful guide to dhimmitude.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

We don't know what we are protesting, but we'll take our chances that this is better for us to do than what awaits.

Jonathan H said...

"My face is all itchy."

"I only wear a veil because I have acne."

"I need a tan."

(middle) "I'm really a man!"

"I have nothing to say."

"I slept with Osama and all I got was this lousy burka."

It must be really easy for women over there to rob 7-11's.

Rodney Dill said...

GoldenPalace.com

Rodney Dill said...

Every martyr off to his his 72 virgins is one less child raper with us!

(these are allowed to be true as well as funny, right?)

Rodney Dill said...

The Pope is a poop!

Dang the Pope

Off with his hang-nail

(the peaceful side of Islam protests)

Rodney Dill said...

Gillette sales continue to plummet.

Rodney Dill said...

For Hirsute Honeys call 555-7345

andthenblammo! said...

"$5 to take the veil off!
$25 to put it back on!"

andthenblammo! said...

John 3:16!

sonicfrog said...

Sorry, I tried. I realy did! I just can't translate that.. that writing. And you wonder why they don't let Muslim women be doctors!

Jay Guevara said...

So what IS the other white meat, anyway?

David Simon said...

"Fifth row center seats for the Fatima-Achmed stoning, 50 dinars."

Anonymous said...

My son was a suicide bomber, and all the state gave me was this lousy sign!

Curly said...

If I don’t wear this veil, some unknown “religious cop” to me will beat the crap out of me.

More spinach to the Pope!

I have a big zit on my nose and you can’t see it…Thanks Islam!

If you can read this sign – you’re too close to me and my brother will shoot you!

Vote for Pedro!

Catch me on Thursdays at “Caption this!”

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Limo for John Smith.

Limo for Nancy Cooper.

Limo for Emo....

prince of leaves said...

"Hefty! Hefty! Hef-ty!"

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Down with Shaddam IV! End the Harkonnen occupation! No blood for melange! De-water those who insult Muad-Dibh!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

A fatwah against the Burger King AND his Prophet cone!

Submariner said...

Imamzon; Wherever you go in the desert, the network has you!

Submariner said...

al Zarqawi was delighted with welcome from the waiting 72. He was soon to find out however, that both youth and virginity inhabited only the burqha. Once disrobed, each takes on the appearance of Helen Thomas.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jonathan said...

"Crazy Abdul's Special: buy one falafel, get one free!"

divine miss m said...

"Dhurka, dhurka, dhurka!"

Submariner said...

Rough translation:
Camel wash - any donation
Please support our Mosque youth group's trip to the annual Hajj Stoning and Stampeding festival.

lawhawk said...

Help me I am in Hell on Earth. I want to get to Paradise.

Got a match for my bomb vest? Call 555-1212

Ask not what you can do for your burka, ask what your burka can do for you - hide 15 pounds better than Jenny Craig or Slimfast.

Submariner said...

Pedro and Leon - all your ass are belong to us.

Cybrludite said...

We want "Pope On A Rope"!

WALSTIB said...

Once you try black you never go back.

What, me worry? said...

"If you can read this, you're too concerned of the opinions of a backwater 9th century idiot".

Anonymous said...

speaking of clitorectomies, at last now I know what they were writing with.

What, me worry? said...

“Now at Crazy Ahtooey’s Quick-Stop Mini-Mart: 6-packs of Pepsi for 1.99 plus CRV.”

“More evil dollars in our welfare checks, you racist Zionist Crusader pigs”.

“My clitoris was tossed into the garbage can and all I got was this lousy burka”.

“The Pope’s remarks offend my medieval sensibilities”.

Adjustah said...

My other camel is a Toyota Uterus...