Friday, September 22, 2006

"It worked! The French are surrendering to our text message"


1. "It's a txt from my dad. He says he's willing to accept our forbidden love if we just come home."

2. "Ignore it. It's just Sullivan trying to lure young men to another 'Naked Flash Mob.'"

3. "Only $50K? They are so screwing with us. Saw up one of the hostages and ask for 2 mil."

4. "Dudes! Not here! What do you think this is, an Ohio public library?"

5. "Free untraceable cell phones? Man, I love going to Hezbullah High School."

Best of jeff
"So Corey, what does your mom say?"
"She says you can come over, Lou Diamond."

Best of lawhawk
I'll take cell phone detonators for $100 Alex.

Best of The Man
You are so right, playing Tecmo Basketball on my phone is much better than the real thing. I could use a Ho-Ho.

Best of Submariner
Dude, how do you dial 9-1-1?

Best of What, me worry?
“I can’t wait until I’m old enough to drive and text message at the same time”.

Best of Rodney Dill
Man the Noam Chomsky ringtones are so cool.

Best of Cricket
Karate Kid and American Ninja check their cells for messages from the Power Puff girls.


Moral: Don't try to take a cell phone from a teenage German kickboxer.

12 comments:

jeff said...

"So Corey, what does your mom say?"
"She says you can come over, Lou Diamond."

lawhawk said...

I'll take cell phone detonators for $100 Alex.

A: 666
Q: What is the code Hizbullah uses when setting cell phones to detonate? Correct!

The Man said...

You are so right, playing Tecmo Basketball on my phone is much better than the real thing. I could use a Ho-Ho.

The Man said...

Jose (texting): Whts up Brad?
Brad (texting): Not mch dude.
Jose (texting): Nice shrt man.
Brad (texting): Tnx - nice headbnd.
Jose (texting): Whr's this caption going?
Brad (texting): I dunno. I thnk hes trying to say we r 2 lzy 2 talk.
Jose (texting): At least its not anthr Andrew Sullivan caption.

divine miss m said...

"Bummer, dude. Downloadable porn ain't all it's cracked up to be when viewed on a one-by-two-inch screen."

Submariner said...

Dude, how do you dial 9-1-1?

What, me worry? said...

“It’s a text message from Pedro and Leon! They just read Chomsky’s book and now they’re headed to Venezuela with Hugo Chavez aboard a Lufthansa Oktoberfest flight!”

“I can’t wait until I’m old enough to drive and text message at the same time”.

Adjustah said...

"Sigh. Adjustah needs us to come fix his computer again..."

Curly said...

"Reform school is too cool! I'm able to text message my homework to my teacher!"

"I need the sweat band because I'm giving my thumb quite a workout".

Rodney Dill said...

Man the Noam Chomsky ringtones are so cool.

Cricket said...

Karate Kid and American Ninja check their cells for messages from the Power Puff girls.

sonicfrog said...

If talk is cheap, what about texting???