Thursday, September 14, 2006
I May Be On The Road, But It's Still Thursday
Best of Submariner
Jane was pleased with the improvements Tarzan had been making in the hut ever since she caught him with that Capuchin...
Ennui; when will you release me?
Next on "E! True Stories; Dirty Little Secrets" Ingrid Newkirk - PETA President and pelt wearing drunk
Best of the paperboy
Where've you been all this time, V the K? Gallivanting around with some alien floozie? Putting up captions with no pictures? I could get more excitement from the washing machine! I want a real man!
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of prince of leaves
"That Irish rugby boy in the next picture...have him stripped raw, drizzled in hollandaise, and brought to stand before me quivering like a willow. He'll never want another elderly leprechaun when I'm done with him."
Best of David Simon
"Ms. O'Donnell, how am I supposed to clean your carpet vhen the floors are vood?"
Best of Mr. Right
Then Elaine paused for a moment... was he truly sponge worthy?
Best of Michigan-Matt
QueerEye caught up with VdaK in the Presidential Suite at Dayton's RedRoofInn and terrorized him for wearing animal skin without spiked heels. Phew. "VdaK won't be doing that again", promised the show's trannie producer in informing CaptionThis readers.
Best of Occasional Reader
'ow to speak Kennedy: "legislative assistant"
Best of Uncle Tim
Katiana was begining to suspect the big O in Overstock.com didn't mean Orgasm afterall
Best of Jonathan
Maureen Dowd grows impatient waiting for Sen. Clinton.