Thursday, September 14, 2006

I May Be On The Road, But It's Still Thursday


Best of Submariner
Jane was pleased with the improvements Tarzan had been making in the hut ever since she caught him with that Capuchin...

Ennui; when will you release me?

Next on "E! True Stories; Dirty Little Secrets" Ingrid Newkirk - PETA President and pelt wearing drunk

Best of the paperboy
Where've you been all this time, V the K? Gallivanting around with some alien floozie? Putting up captions with no pictures? I could get more excitement from the washing machine! I want a real man!

Best of Rodney Dill
Got Milf?

Best of prince of leaves
"That Irish rugby boy in the next picture...have him stripped raw, drizzled in hollandaise, and brought to stand before me quivering like a willow. He'll never want another elderly leprechaun when I'm done with him."

Best of David Simon
"Ms. O'Donnell, how am I supposed to clean your carpet vhen the floors are vood?"

Best of Mr. Right
Then Elaine paused for a moment... was he truly sponge worthy?

Best of Michigan-Matt
QueerEye caught up with VdaK in the Presidential Suite at Dayton's RedRoofInn and terrorized him for wearing animal skin without spiked heels. Phew. "VdaK won't be doing that again", promised the show's trannie producer in informing CaptionThis readers.

Best of Occasional Reader
'ow to speak Kennedy: "legislative assistant"

Best of Uncle Tim
Katiana was begining to suspect the big O in Overstock.com didn't mean Orgasm afterall

Best of Jonathan
Maureen Dowd grows impatient waiting for Sen. Clinton.

35 comments:

Submariner said...

Valerie mused "Would a good chianti would go well with Joe's career?"

Submariner said...

Jane was pleased with the improvements Tarzan had been making in the hut ever since she caught him with that Capuchin...

Submariner said...

Correction - PIMF!

Valerie mused "Would a good chianti go well with Joe's career?"

Submariner said...

Ennui; when will you release me?

Submariner said...

The Divine Miss M get's into the spirit of her "Young and the Restless" marathon...

Submariner said...

"When she was good, she was very, very good;
but when she was bad she was fan-freakin'-TAStic!"

jeff said...
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jeff said...

"Joseph never has time for me these days... it's always 'Rove this, Libby that, Bush lied...' - I want my little snooggums back!"

jeff said...

Elaine sat waiting - this time Jerry was going to notice her.

MP Martin said...

Where've you been all this time, V the K? Gallivanting around with some alien floozie? Putting up captions with no pictures? I could get more excitement from the washing machine! I want a real man!

Rodney Dill said...

OK, so Hillary's changed image may get her a few more votes.

Rodney Dill said...

Got Milf?

GOP & College said...

Leapard Skin pattern can make even the best things look trashy.

The Man said...

Another invite to Andrew Sullivan's "Tarzan party" goes wasted.

prince of leaves said...

"That Irish rugby boy in the next picture...have him stripped raw, drizzled in hollandaise, and brought to stand before me quivering like a willow. He'll never want another elderly leprechaun when I'm done with him."

Submariner said...

So; which Clinton are YOU going to be interning for here in Chapaquah???

David Simon said...

"As your foreign exchange student, I have no objection to vorking for my room and board, Ms. O'Donnell. But how am I supposed to clean your carpet vhen the floors are vood?"

jbinnout said...

All I said was "How about a little wine, first?" And V the K spends the next three hours bitching and moaning about being out of town. Sheesh!

Mr. Right said...

Then Elaine paused for a moment... was he truly sponge worthy?


[I can see I'm not the only one who saw the resemblance, eh, Jeff?]

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Upon arrival,in what he'd hoped was paradise,Al Zarqawi found himself hesitant and very afraid.

David Simon said...

"Sh*t, it's my father again. Be quiet. I'm not allowed to have girls in the house when he's out of town. Hello, Dad? Not much. I finished cleaning my room; now I'm studying. How's Albuquerque? Oh, you're in Dayton now? So, when are you coming home?"

Michigan-Matt said...

QueerEye caught up with VdaK in the Presidential Suite at Dayton's RedRoofInn and terrorized him for wearing animal skin without spiked heels.

Phew. "VdaK won't be doing that again", promised the show's trannie producer in informing CaptionThis readers.

Submariner said...

Next on "E! True Stories; Dirty Little Secrets"
Ingrid Newkirk - PETA President and pelt wearing drunk

Occasional Reader said...

'ow to speak Kennedy:

"legislative assistant"

Anonymous said...

This number from Bordeaux is extremely full-bodied. High in alcohol, as you can tell from the long legs. A lingering finish that seems to hang delicately in your mouth... excuse me... I'll be back in a few minutes...

jeff said...

V the K - seems like you could do something with this:
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,1152,00.html?photoNum=13
(ought to be Canadian Synchro swimmers)

jeff said...

Hmm, try that again...
V the K - seems like you could do something with this:

(ought to be Canadian Synchro swimmers)


http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay
/0,4644,1152,00.html?photoNum=13

jeff said...

Okay, it ended up being the Miss Worlds... another possiblity. Intended photo is two to the left.

Uncle Tim said...

Although patient, Katiana was begining to believe that the big O in Overstock.com didn't mean Orgasm afterall

What, me worry? said...

Don’t you wish my uterus was your business?

“Welcome to Paradise, Ahktooey! Your 72 virgins are in the next room – they’re all goats; I just wanted to show you what you’d missed out on while on Earth”.

What, me worry? said...

This week on QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY: Havoc arose as four of the five queers turn straight after seeing the “straight guy’s” girlfriend.

What, me worry? said...

I wish I could clit chew.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Hilary's dreams often include lesbian activities with her lover Janeane Garofolo.

Curly said...

I vish I could tit screw.

Jonathan said...

Maureen Dowd was growing impatient waiting for Sen. Clinton.