Thursday, September 21, 2006
Hugo, Don't Tempt Me (Man, Is That Ever ORA)
1. In an unprecdented move, V the K feature five boobs on one Thursday.
2. "Hey! Who took my copy of Dianetics?"
3. "Hey, Myrtle, what's up? Me, nothin'... just hocking loogies on some idiot loser's head."
4. As his BO wafted upwards, Juanita could only wish that the podium still smelled of sulfur.
5. After answering every question with "Bush is the Devil," Hugo Chavez was never given the center square again.
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan arrived at the UN on a rumor of a big dick being present.
Best of Rodney Dill
"No I don't really need this penis pump, and I don't know what the translator is laughing about."
Best of Submariner
I did NOT have sex with that Cindy woman. Generalisimo Koffi, would you please silence the laughter behind me?
Although they had other weapons, the US Army soldiers seemed to particularly relish attacking Hugo with their spitball cannons...
I keep waiting for the Vonage song to start and the punch line to pop up - sometimes people do stupid things...
Best of What, me worry?
“…and if you join Amway right now, I’ll throw in this free book by Noam Chomski!”
Best of Dusty
"-- and it's been hanging limp like this ever since that Sheehan woman hugged me!"
"-- well that was true until Danny Glover hugged me!"
Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
Hugo does his best K-Tel sales pitch for his hard-up pal Noam.
Van H and Timmeh both tempted me.