Thursday, September 21, 2006

Hugo, Don't Tempt Me (Man, Is That Ever ORA)


1. In an unprecdented move, V the K feature five boobs on one Thursday.

2. "Hey! Who took my copy of Dianetics?"

3. "Hey, Myrtle, what's up? Me, nothin'... just hocking loogies on some idiot loser's head."

4. As his BO wafted upwards, Juanita could only wish that the podium still smelled of sulfur.

5. After answering every question with "Bush is the Devil," Hugo Chavez was never given the center square again.

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan arrived at the UN on a rumor of a big dick being present.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No I don't really need this penis pump, and I don't know what the translator is laughing about."

Best of Submariner
I did NOT have sex with that Cindy woman. Generalisimo Koffi, would you please silence the laughter behind me?

Although they had other weapons, the US Army soldiers seemed to particularly relish attacking Hugo with their spitball cannons...

I keep waiting for the Vonage song to start and the punch line to pop up - sometimes people do stupid things...

Best of What, me worry?
“…and if you join Amway right now, I’ll throw in this free book by Noam Chomski!”

Best of Dusty
"-- and it's been hanging limp like this ever since that Sheehan woman hugged me!"

"-- well that was true until Danny Glover hugged me!"

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
Hugo does his best K-Tel sales pitch for his hard-up pal Noam.

Van H and Timmeh both tempted me.

22 comments:

The Man said...

Chavez: I want to move the UN to Venezula.
(4.3 minutes later)
WB Moving Company: Sorry to interupt, but we just got 25,000 requests for a job here at the UN.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan arrived at the UN on a rumor of a big dick being present.

Rodney Dill said...

"No I don't really need this penis pump, and I don't know what the translator is laughing about."

Submariner said...

I did NOT have sex with that Cindy woman. Generalisimo Koffi, would you please silence the laughter behind me?

Submariner said...

...swearing on this very copy of his bible, Castro himself named me as his true and rightful successor in the new order...

Submariner said...

You have GOT to book this guy for the Cotton Club, Antoine - he's a freakin' riot!

Submariner said...

Retro-active birth control; an idea who's time has come.

sponsored by planned parenthood - South American division

Submariner said...

Although they had other weapons, the US Army soldiers seemed to particularly relish attacking Hugo with their spitball cannons...

Van Helsing said...

It wasn't easy to stifle her laughter, after she spat the loogy directly onto the top of his head and he didn't even notice.

Cybrludite said...

What, Chomsky is still alive after all he's said about Mespho-W-lees? He must be very good at hiding. I know someone who said this sort of stuff about me wouldn't last two days back home...

Submariner said...

"...and my interpreters have told me that 'Babs Streisand' is casting disparaging remarks about my manhood. Well Chompsky on THIS, Babs!"


v-word - ippponu - TOO apropos!

Cybrludite said...

"Hey, did you see the knockers on the chicks in the picture below mine?"

divine miss m said...

The translator briefly considers substituting amusing lines like "Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!" to find out if anyone's actually paying attention to the blowhard's speech.

Chrees said...

The U.N. announces its new book club will be bigger than Oprah. Although not literally. The next non-fiction book will be Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Submariner said...

I keep waiting for the Vonage song to start and the punch line to pop up - sometimes people do stupid things...

What, me worry? said...

“Noam’s chomped on this once or twice…”

“…and if you join Amway right now, I’ll throw in this free book by Noam Chomski!”

“The devil was here; I smell the sulfur…Hold it! Nancy, are you uncrossing your legs again?”

“…and thanks to all of those Americans who patronize CITCO gas stations, I can continue my Marxists rants…”

Dusty said...

"-- and it's been hanging limp like this ever since that Sheehan woman hugged me!"

Dusty said...

"-- well that was true until Danny Glover hugged me!"

Jonathan said...

"Guess where Sheehan is right now? Yep, she's down THERE!"

Jonathan said...

The UN translator tried to contain her laughter as Hugo struggled with the American-operated teleprompter.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Hugo does his best K-Tel sales pitch for his hard-up pal Noam.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Heh! heh! We left the whoopee cushion for him this morning and when he sat down and it blew, he smelled his own sulphur!