Thursday, September 07, 2006

Hot Babes on Thursday? What Are the Odds?

1. "Come on! Turn around and show us the Hammer and Sickle!"

2. That's got to be the most crowded 'Hooters' I've ever seen.

3. "We've been trying to get an orgy going, but everyone is in the grasp of ennui."

4. The best part about being a Clinton intern? You can go straight to your job at 'Hooters' without changing clothes.

5. "Surely, one of you has the continuum transfunctioner."

Best of jeff
"Let's see, who should I next lure into my affections... and then drop like a rock, shattering their heart forever?"

Best of Adjustah
Like, ohmigod! Did you SEE what that stormtrooper bitch was wearing?!

Best of Chrees
Arkansas football games also double as family reunions. Here we have the three Matthews sisters, who are also cousins and, in addition, related by marriage.

Anonymous
"When you mentioned Beavers, I thought we were playing Oregon State."

Best of Submariner
Da-amn - look! They're neutering Ugga!

Best of The Man
Arkansas mating call: "It doesn't bother me that we have the same Uncle".

Best of Silhouette
Arkansas fans could be excused for thinking this year's cheerleaders were just phoning it in.

"Dammit. Still nobody is paying any attention to us! Maybe if we make the skirts even shorter?"

This is from Sports Titillated. On a tip from 'The Man.'

16 comments:

Jason said...

In response to Number 5:

'No, I don't and stop calling me Shirley'


...one ORA for another

jeff said...

Poor Tiffany - forgot her sports bra again.

"Hello, 911, I'm calling to report a fashion faux pas...wearing a white strappy bra with a sport top certainly is a crime!"

jeff said...

(girl on left) "Let's see, who should I next lure into my affections... and then drop like a rock, shattering their heart forever?"

(girl on right) "Uh, hey, Mom - down here - you brought my black sports bra, right?"

Adjustah said...

Like, ohmigod! Did you SEE what that stormtrooper bitch was wearing?!

Chrees said...

Arkansas football games also double as family reunions. Here we have the three Matthews sisters, who are also cousins and, in addition, related by marriage.

Anonymous said...

Guy in front left, with hat turned backwards, talking to his friend: "When you mentioned Beavers, I thought we were playing Oregon State."

Submariner said...

Girl in grey t-shirt; "I think you need some sun on the back of your neck now Valerie..."

Submariner said...

Yeah, yeah... So where the heck ARE you 3 Angolan guys?

Submariner said...

OK, love you, gotta go - there's a big line waiting to use the phone.

Submariner said...

>cough<
>cough<
Sorry, Mindy but I'm not feeling up to coming in. Probably a 24 hour bug... The >cough< noise? I've got the game on...

Submariner said...

Da-amn - look! They're neutering Ugga!

The Man said...

Yeah...but how do they look dressed as a storm trooper?

The Man said...

Arkansas mating call: "It doesn't bother me that we have the same Uncle".

prince of leaves said...

The dreaded Putawween scour the audience for any insufficiently sluttily-dressed co-eds.

Silhouette said...

Arkansas fans could be excused for thinking this year's cheerleaders were just phoning it in.

Silhouette said...

"Dammit. Still nobody is paying any attention to us! Maybe if we make the skirts even shorter?"