1. "Come on! Turn around and show us the Hammer and Sickle!"
2. That's got to be the most crowded 'Hooters' I've ever seen.
3. "We've been trying to get an orgy going, but everyone is in the grasp of ennui."
4. The best part about being a Clinton intern? You can go straight to your job at 'Hooters' without changing clothes.
5. "Surely, one of you has the continuum transfunctioner."
Best of jeff
"Let's see, who should I next lure into my affections... and then drop like a rock, shattering their heart forever?"
Best of Adjustah
Like, ohmigod! Did you SEE what that stormtrooper bitch was wearing?!
Best of Chrees
Arkansas football games also double as family reunions. Here we have the three Matthews sisters, who are also cousins and, in addition, related by marriage.
"When you mentioned Beavers, I thought we were playing Oregon State."
Best of Submariner
Da-amn - look! They're neutering Ugga!
Best of The Man
Arkansas mating call: "It doesn't bother me that we have the same Uncle".
Best of Silhouette
Arkansas fans could be excused for thinking this year's cheerleaders were just phoning it in.
"Dammit. Still nobody is paying any attention to us! Maybe if we make the skirts even shorter?"
This is from Sports Titillated. On a tip from 'The Man.'