Sunday, September 17, 2006

"Hey, Dude, There's Other People Wanna Use the Bathroom Too, Ya Know!"


1. "Eat some spinach, they said. It'll be good for you, they said..."

2. "Damn! I forgot I was only supposed to look at Helen Thomas's reflection in my shield!"

3. The reaction of most men after listening to five minutes of the new Gloria Steinem-Rosie O'Donnell- Jane Fonda radio network.

4. "My farts smell better than I thought."

5. Rodin's The Guilt-Ridden Self-Abuser.

Best of Rodney Dill
Edward was embarrassed as his opponents always guessed what he'd select for rock-paper-scissors.

Best of Submariner
ORA: Kane wasn't very good at charades - every answer was "The parasite attached itself to my face!"

Boy George's father 5 seconds after he was told that Andrew Sullivan was his son's prom date.

AMC CEO contemplates his decision to bet his corporate future on the Pacer.

Best of The Man
Statue of a far-sighted palm reader.

Best of GOP & College
A preview of James Carville in Dec. '06.

Best of lawhawk
The White Witch had fun with Simon Says one afternoon.

Best of sonicfrog
I am SOOO STONED!!!

Best of prince of leaves
"Mmm...I don't know what it could be, but something on my wrist smells really good..."

The sculpture Rodin would have titled "A Rational Man Lamenting 9/11 Truthiness", had he been born a century later.

Best of Jonathan
"Here I sit all broken hearted... "

Best of attmay
That's how most people reacted when they learned Matthew Perry was back on TV


From an Article Titled: Germans Losing Faith in Democracy. This bodes well.

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Edward was embarrassed as his opponents always guessed what he'd select for rock-paper-scissors.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Kane wasn't very good at charades - every answer was "The parasite attached itself to my face!"

Submariner said...

Mahmoud pondered the question; "Do I want to be an economic power because I sit attop one of the world's largest supplies of oil, or do I want nuclear weapons?"

The Man said...

Statue of a far-sighted palm reader.

GOP & College said...

"Experiments with Quickrete gone wrong"

A preview of James Carville in Dec. '06.

lawhawk said...

Good Grief Charlie Brown!

The White Witch had fun with Simon Says one afternoon.

Come out to the coast, have a few laughs she said. Oy!

Submariner said...

Boy George's father 5 seconds after he was told that Andrew Sullivan was his son's prom date.

sonicfrog said...

What the hell was in that joint? I am SOOO STONED!!!

David Simon said...

"Why didn't you tell me you were Al Sharpton's hairdresser before you f*cked up my head?"

Curly said...

Jeepers…Nancy Pelosi could become the Speaker of the House?

“…7…8…9…10…Ready or not – Here I come!”

Hand burka.

prince of leaves said...

"Mmm...I don't know what it could be, but something on my wrist smells really good..."

prince of leaves said...

The sculpture Rodin would have titled "A Rational Man Lamenting 9/11 Truthiness", had he been born a century later.

prince of leaves said...

Supporters of creationism at last find fossil evidence for their view of human origins.

Submariner said...

>sniff - sniff<
uh, maybe... no. I just can't guess where it's been.

Jonathan said...

"Here I sit all broken hearted,
tried to sh#t, but only farted!"

Submariner said...

I coulda had a V-8!

Submariner said...

AMC CEO contemplates his decision to bet his corporate future on the Pacer.

Submariner said...

Forsooth and alas; V da K has quit posting his "best ofs."

attmay said...

That's how most people reacted when they learned Matthew Perry was back on TV

Submariner said...

Typical reaction in the country club locker room when Mr. Cheney heads to the showers...

What, me worry? said...

Another leftie upset that gay marraige was shot down by the courts.