1. The Young Republicans were accustomed to the debating tactics of the Young Democrats.
2. "Oh... that's where the fan was."
3. Olestra potato chips tested poorly with the 14-21 year old focus group.
4. "In retrospect, it was a mistake to wear white while taunting the monkeys."
5. "The old 'cherry bomb in the septic tank' gag never gets old, does it?"
6. After being felt up by a multitude of grubby peasants, the guys realized it was a mistake to visit Gay RenFaire.
7. They may have lost the mud-wrestling tournament with the girls CC team, but DVD sales raised over $214,000 before the FCC shut them down.
8. "Thanks for the offer, Mr Sullivan, but we're just going to shower. Please put your tongue away. No, you may not watch."
9. "Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim-chim, chiree... We'll sweep out your chimney with our butts, yes-siree."
10. "Our community service project involved distributing soap and deodorant to hippies. Their reaction was more hostile than we anticipated."
Best of prince of leaves
The Jefferson High boys crew team faced doping allegations after rowing to a record-time finish. In a sunken racing shell. On the bottom of the river.
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Things got pretty wild in the front row of the Dave Matthews Band concerts...
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Next time, I'll be Captain Fantastic and you be the Brown Dirt Cowboy.
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The U.S.Olympic Backspackle team showed off their gold medal effort.
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"I wish I could wipe you".
Best of Submariner
"Oh yes we a-are! We are soooo your 'dirty little boys,' aren't we? Bet you wanna help us clean up, don't you Andy?"
Life was difficult for Andrew Sullivan, 16 year old cross country team gear manager.
Best of Passionate Conservative
The Robin Williams fan club meets to reenact scenes from the famed actor's worst movies...
Best of Van Helsing
You don't want to be standing near Michael Moore when he lets a wet one and his britches blow.