A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
(far left girl)"I can't believe he's giving it to her! I'm prettier!" "Here - Army coffee, it'll grow hair on your... well, just try it." "I said 'military coup' and everyone thought I meant Koo Stark..."
Isn't that cute? They're already collecting for their Santa suits...
Good to see that French peacekeepers have arrived to restore order in Thailand. Oh wait, those are girls. They aren't pretty enough to be French soldiers.
Yes, Andrew Sullivan did design the Thai military uniform. Did the matching neckerchief and cod piece give it away?
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. MP stands for "Mattress Police" and since I need an assistant, come with me. We shall review your mattresses to ensure there are tags on them.
Take this "special" cup of Breakfast Blend over to the guy in the orange shirt at Starbuck's on the corner...
Well, we won't let the men near the barricades, but they did all beat off in a cup for you...
Coffee, tea, or Mu Lee?“Courtesy of Bill Clinton sitting at the Starbucks across the street. He’d like to simultaneously interview you three for an intern opening.”
“Bill Clinton is sitting at the Starbucks across the street, and wants you to have this cup of DNA as a souvenir.”
“We hope to someday afford enough tinfoil to make complete hats. In the interim, we’re forced to wear these flattened pie tins.”
We don't have any oil to trade for food, but we do have another commodity we'll trade for a cup of Starbucks.
1) Hey could you drip some more skank into my cup?2) I made a gooey present just for you.
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