Thursday, September 28, 2006

Headline: Sexy Dancers Forbidden Near Thai Troops


1. "Can I get a discount if I only need to be loved for a couple of minutes?"

2. I don't want to cast aspersions on their virtues, but look at the size of the diaphragms on their heads.

3. "Like our halter tops? John Mark Karr had a garage sale."

4. "Hey, wanna watch us make a hard man humble?"

5. "You misunderstood, I said the military would be in charge of all elections."

6. "Charie Sheen's getting $350k per episode of Two and a Half Men, so, the brothel is building an extra wing."



Source: AssPress Photo/Ed Wray

12 comments:

jeff said...

(far left girl)"I can't believe he's giving it to her! I'm prettier!"

"Here - Army coffee, it'll grow hair on your... well, just try it."

"I said 'military coup' and everyone thought I meant Koo Stark..."

Submariner said...

Isn't that cute? They're already collecting for their Santa suits...

Van Helsing said...

Good to see that French peacekeepers have arrived to restore order in Thailand. Oh wait, those are girls. They aren't pretty enough to be French soldiers.

The Man said...

Yes, Andrew Sullivan did design the Thai military uniform. Did the matching neckerchief and cod piece give it away?

Submariner said...

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. MP stands for "Mattress Police" and since I need an assistant, come with me. We shall review your mattresses to ensure there are tags on them.

Submariner said...

Take this "special" cup of Breakfast Blend over to the guy in the orange shirt at Starbuck's on the corner...

Adjustah said...

Well, we won't let the men near the barricades, but they did all beat off in a cup for you...

What, me worry? said...

Coffee, tea, or Mu Lee?

“Courtesy of Bill Clinton sitting at the Starbucks across the street. He’d like to simultaneously interview you three for an intern opening.”

What, me worry? said...

“Bill Clinton is sitting at the Starbucks across the street, and wants you to have this cup of DNA as a souvenir.”

What, me worry? said...

“We hope to someday afford enough tinfoil to make complete hats. In the interim, we’re forced to wear these flattened pie tins.”

Straight8 said...

We don't have any oil to trade for food, but we do have another commodity we'll trade for a cup of Starbucks.

GOP & College said...

1) Hey could you drip some more skank into my cup?

2) I made a gooey present just for you.