Saturday, September 30, 2006

Geriatricana


1. Man on HDTV, Matt and Katie really show their age.

2. "Stupid dog crapped in the yard again... wait a minute, we don't have a dog."

3. "Hello, we're here to get pierced and inked."

4. "Aw, crap, the fireline's almost to the back fence and I don't think the kids are coming back for us."

5. "Did the TSA strip-search get you as hot as it got me, Margaret?"

6. "Just once, before I die, I'd like to get some hot backdoor action."

7. "If that's a meatloaf you put on the back porch, where the hell is the cat?"

8. "That Bob Dole sure knows how to mosh."

9. Remember when a Mexican family moved to town and the neighbors got together and burned them out? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

10. "Aw, Hell, Mossad has finally caught up to us."

Best of sonicfrog
Origional V'Jays Nina Blackwood and Allan Hunter reunite for the upcoming MTV twenty-five year anniversary special.

Best of Curly
Matt and Katie avoid arguments by pretending not to hear one another…“40 years of wedded bliss, right Matt?”…”Horny queers indebted to sis? Whatever, Katie.”

Best of Dear AL
She's smiling because she likes ya! I like ya too! Wanna join us for a threesome?

Best of David Simon
"Another one of our tenants has disappeared without a trace, sheriff? No, he didn't tell us where he was going."

Best of Jonathan
Clyde and Ethel reminisce on the 50-year anniversary of their first publication of "Swingers Monthly".

File Under: Americana

16 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Origional V'Jays Nina Blackwood and Allan Hunter reunite for the upcoming MTV twenty-five year anniversary special.

Curly said...

According to Hillary’s latest speech, Matt and Katie’s God-fearing lifestyle are more of a threat to America that al-Qaida.

Curly said...

Matt and Katie avoid arguments by pretending not to hear one another…“40 years of wedded bliss, right Matt?”…”Horny queers indebted to sis? Whatever, Katie.”

Curly said...

Matt and Katie cannot figure that the reason why they’re given the third degree every time they fly is because TSA does not wish to offend any ethnic groups nor to be accused of racial profiling.

Rodney Dill said...

"Wanna see my rash?"

Dear AL said...

She's smiling because she likes ya! I like ya too! Wanna join us for a threesome?

David Simon said...

"What do you mean there are no links for breakfast, grandma? Last night, I overheard grandpa telling you to smoke the sausage."

David Simon said...

"Another one of our tenants has disappeared without a trace, sheriff? No, he didn't tell us where he was going."

David Simon said...

"Mommie, I just asked grandpa if he enjoys eatin' grandma's mighty fine pie as much as I do. So why are they snickering?"

MP Martin said...

"Mom! Dad! What're you doin' on Caption This? Did'ja find my porno stash too?"
"Well we like pokin' fun at queers and terrorists too and... what porno stash?"

The Man said...

...Remember that if you have an erection for more than 3 hours, consult a doctor.

The Man said...

We supports Congressman Mark Foley. Our grandson, Andrew Sullivan, was a page in his office.

Jonathan said...

Clyde and Ethel reminisce on the 50-year anniversary of their first publication of "Swingers Monthly".

Jonathan said...

"Madge, I haven't heard from the grandkids ever since they went off to DC to do that page program. What gives?"

Freudian Slip said...

This blog is freakin hilarious. How much time do you spend digging up pictures?
Matt

Anonymous said...

Mark Foley Haiku




‘Turning’ the ‘Page’





Hip Mark Foley, oh !
'turns' the Republican page
of whip portfolio

In turn intern freaks
as AIM hits mark close to home, -
ex-congressman (s)peaks ...

Minor misdemeanour
mocks electoral pretence, -
taken to cleaner ...





(c) Jonathan Robin 1 October 2006

profile : http://www.icdri.org/JR.htm