Saturday, September 09, 2006

First Day of Kindergoth


Thanks for the dolls Mr. Sullivan, but I still wont pull out your anal beads.
-The Man

11-Year-Old demon hunter Jack Blaloch found that enchanted stuffed animals were suprisingly effective prisons for the ethereal spirits of darkness.
-Citizen Grim

"The Church of Satan is working hard to make sure that all children -- rich or poor -- feel loved."
-prince of leaves

"I'm sorry if I seem disappointed, but I was really hoping for a plush Cthulu..."
-prince of leaves

Plush-toy Markos Moulitsas Zuniga and Nancy Pelosi dolls were very popular at the DNC Souvenir Store and Head Shop
-Submariner and champaignken

"No, it's not my parents fault - I'm just a screwed up kid."
-jeff

The first rule of Creepy Muppet Fight Club: you do not talk about Creepy Muppet Fight Club...
-Adjustah

“Mommy’s a suicidal Gothic and passed out on the couch. My dolls are monsters, my favorite movie is THE MATRIX and I sleep in that dog run over there. Can I have a gun?”

“You would think that having a rich step-dad like Marilyn Manson would be cool, but I only see him once a year and he gives me these crappy gifts”.
-What, me worry?

11 comments:

The Man said...

Thanks for the dolls Mr. Sullivan, but I still wont pull on your anal beads.

Citizen Grim said...

11-Year-Old demon hunter Jack Blaloch found that enchanted stuffed animals were suprisingly effective prisons for the ethereal spirits of darkness.

prince of leaves said...

"The Church of Satan is working hard to make sure that all children -- rich or poor -- feel loved."

prince of leaves said...

"I'm sorry if I seem disappointed, but I was really hoping for a plush Cthulu..."

Anonymous said...

Reuters, AP and AFP joint report - According to Lebanese sources, they were Cabbage Patch Kids before the Israeli bombing. Faoud Senora, President of Lebanon, said that this will be one more basis upon which a claim will be made against Israel in the world court.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:...
Modeled after Markos Moulitsas Zuniga and Susan Estridge, the DNC unveiled it's mascots for the 2008 campaign.
Developing:...

champaignken said...

AP - Pictured with an unidentified child are Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid at a poorly funded public school, the result of the Iraq war.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Dylan Kleebold, the early years.

jeff said...

"No, it's not my parents fault - I'm just a screwed up kid."

Adjustah said...

The first rule of Creepy Muppet Fight Club: you do not talk about Creepy Muppet Fight Club...

What, me worry? said...

“Mommy’s a suicidal Gothic and passed out on the couch. My dolls are monsters, my favorite movie is THE MATRIX and I sleep in that dog run over there. Any other questions?”

“You would think that having a rich step-dad like Marilyn Manson would be cool, but I only see him once a year and he gives me these crappy gifts”.