Saturday, September 09, 2006

Fiddler on the Poof




You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but please don't pick your frined's nose with a violin bow.
-Submariner

Whose Line Is It Anyway? took a decidedly non-P.C. twist when they replaced their regular stand-up comics with Downs Syndrom patients.
- Citizen Grim

It's Pickin' and Sneerin' from Hoo Haw.
- the paperboy

Would you believe that a hour before this children's show was filmed, he was snorting coke off a hooker's ass?
-Adjustah

“Pardon me while I stick my sorry excuse for a phallic symbol up your nose”
-What, me worry?

Your boogers – My business.
-What, me worry?

14 comments:

Submariner said...

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but please don't pick your frined's nose with a violin bow.

Submariner said...

St Paddy's Day parade? Follow that Bishop and Santa over there...

Citizen Grim said...

Whose Line Is It Anyway? took a decidedly non-P.C. twist when they replaced their regular stand-up comics with Downs Syndrom patients.

MP Martin said...

It's Pickin' and Sneerin' from Hoo Haw.

prince of leaves said...

In his latest piece, French performance artiste Pierre Mangeur issues a forceful (if baffling) commentary on the Israel lobby's dominance of American foreign policy.

prince of leaves said...

In the shariafied France of the near future, the muttawween will disguise themselves as street mimes to catch women whose designer burqas are insufficiently modest.

Adjustah said...

Would you believe that a hour before this children's show was filmed, he was snorting coke off a hooker's ass?

Anonymous said...

The Elders of Zion, the Iranian documentary.

Submariner said...

REUTERS/Adnan Hajj: Itzhak Pearlman fiddles for Golda Meier while brave Palestinian patriots labor against oppressive IDF invaders...

attmay said...

The original choice to direct "Fiddler on the Roof" was George Romero, but he turned it down.

jeff said...

Perils of Pauline - the Musical!

Adjustah said...

Did you guys see K-Fed and Britney at the Teen Choice Awards?

What, me worry? said...

“Pardon me while I stick my sorry excuse for a phallic symbol up your nose”

“Sacre Bleu! You evil Americans cannot play ze violins like we French. Let me play you zum real music, à la France”.

“Did you say François Villon or France Violin ?”

What, me worry? said...

Your boogers – My business.