Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Durka Durka Durka


1. "Father Sullivan has the weirdest Ash Wednesday services."

2. "Dreams Andrew Sullivan has had for $400, Alex."

3. "When the see our perfect, synchronized goose-stepping, they won't dare call us Islamo-Fascists!"

4. "Ahmed, how can you not feel FABULOUS after a mud-spa facial and fisting?"

5. Once each year, the West Bank and Gaza Strip honor Arafat's memory by having all the palace guards strip naked and run, en masse, down a giant slip-n-slide and land in a big sweaty manpile at the other end.

6. When Mother Sheehan demanded a 'fresh-scrubbed boy-toy' to warm her tent, four were killed in the stampede to the mudhole.

7. Prussian Blue has the most orderly, disciplined Mosh Pits I've ever seen.

8. "I don't know but I been told/Osama likes boys nine years old..."

9. "Abdul, I hesitate to point this out, but I have fallen asleep on guard duty every night for a week and no one has given me the 'flying squirrel' I was promised."

10. Later, Harry Reid, Joe Biden, and the other Senate Democrats would pound on drums and express their inner feelings through poetry.

Best of Silhouette
An unexpected shirts and skins game reveals a shocking scandal on this week's ethnically segregated Survivor.

From the backfire residue, I'd say this year's graduates are unclear on how to "blow up" a car.

Best of What, me worry?
“Dear Mom…Life is tough at the Mujahideen Boot Camp. Sarge says that we’re all weak and worthless -- like little girls fit for burkas and clitorectomies – and that the Zionists will mow us over if we don’t toughen up fast.”

“I should have joined the Suicide Bombers Brigade…No running, no sweating; just strap on a little vest and you’re on the express train to the 72 virgins.”

Best of sonicfrog
Paul was just one of many to audition for Mel Gibsons new movie "Ariel; The Dirty Jew Boy".

Best of the paperboy
Hezbollah training camp regrets having Miclael Moore guest lead a march after burrito night at the mess hall.


Best of Submariner
We've finished with Andrew, Barney and Johnny. Where the hell are Pedro and Leon?

Typical Kennedy clan gathering - all the males are running sh*tfaced by noon...

I dunno, Otter. This year's crop of pledges look rather stupid. Didn't ANY of them manage to not stick his head up the horse's rear?



Hat Tip: LFG

29 comments:

Silhouette said...

"I'd walk a million miles, for one of your smiles. My Maaaaammy."

Silhouette said...

Coffee break's over - back on your heads.

Silhouette said...

An unexpected shirts and skins game reveals a shocking scandal on this week's ethnically segregated Survivor.

Silhouette said...

Warning: Graphic Visual Image


It appears the black dye on Babs' shirt rubs off.

Silhouette said...

Failed advertising campaign #284

"IGIƁ Pore Cleanzer Deluxe can help maintain clean, healthy skin without embarrassing blackheads."

Silhouette said...

From the backfire residue, I'd say this year's graduates are unclear on how to "blow up" a car.

jeff said...

Fortunately for the US, USMC basic training is as tough as it ever was.

What, me worry? said...

“Dear Mom…Life is tough at the Mujahideen Boot Camp. Sarge says that we’re all weak and worthless -- like little girls fit for burkas and clitorectomies – and that the Zionists will mow us over if we don’t toughen up fast.”

“I should have joined the Suicide Bombers Brigade…No running, no sweating; just strap on a little vest and you’re on the express train to the 72 virgins.”

“Thanks to John Murtha, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, we probably won’t see any action. The crazy infidels have tied the hands of the US military and we’ll win by default.”

“Osama’s dead; Zarqawi’s dead; Arafat’s dead…Thank goodness Ted Kennedy’s still alive and leading us in our great fight against the evil Zionist Crusaders.

Anonymous said...

Following the most recent volcanic eruption in Indonesia, Friday prayers became a messy affair.

Rodney Dill said...

DNC Yes men

Rodney Dill said...

Camel Proctologists

David Simon said...

Johnny Weir squealed, "Eek. Vamp makeup is so passe, girls."

sonicfrog said...

♫ Hey, baby, if youre feelin down
I know whats good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
Will it ruin your reputation lovin me

cause Im a dirty white boy
Yeah a dirty white boy
A dirty white boy ♫

sonicfrog said...

Paul was just one of many to audition for Mel Gibsons new movie "Ariel; The Dirty Jew Boy".

MP Martin said...

Hezbollah training camp regrets having Miclael Moore guest lead a march after burrito night at the mess hall.

Curly said...

Hut-two-three-four
Slit the throat and chop the head
Hut-two-three-four
Leave the infidel for dead.
Hut-two-three-four
Kill the Pope and bomb the schools
Hut-two-three-four
Make them live by Sharia rules!

divine miss m said...

Nice mud, guys.

Now, which one of you is Submariner?!

Curly said...

“That Ahkmed is such a practical joker---setting out Black Soap in the latrine!”

prince of leaves said...

Doing without sunblock was just one of the toughness-inducing hardships that were part of Palestinian security forces training.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Pie Jesu Domine! (thwumppp)

Dusty said...

Like Yearly Kos, the Democrat(ic) Underground now has annual conventions too.

Dusty said...

-- and these are the WOMEN attendees!

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M said...
Nice mud, guys.
Now, which one of you is Submariner?!


>heh< >heh< - and I thought this was the result of you wearin' your mud bikini again and teachin' these boys how to make the motor-boat noise...

Submariner said...

We've finished with Andrew, Barney and Johnny. Where the hell are Pedro and Leon?

Submariner said...

Unlike Pamplona, in Palestine the runners chase the bulls.
And as could easily be foretold by anyone but a Pali - they slip and fall - a LOT.



v-word: boopmud

Submariner said...

Typical Kennedy clan gathering - all the males are running sh*tfaced by noon...

Submariner said...

I dunno, Otter. This year's crop of pledges look rather stupid. Didn't ANY of them manage to not stick his head up the horse's rear?

Dusty said...

Oh Wow, bin Laden just said there's a sale at Penneys.

Submariner said...

Two dozen 'Tards Enter! - No 'Tards Leave!
Two dozen 'Tards Enter! - No 'Tards Leave!