Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Durka Durka Durka
1. "Father Sullivan has the weirdest Ash Wednesday services."
2. "Dreams Andrew Sullivan has had for $400, Alex."
3. "When the see our perfect, synchronized goose-stepping, they won't dare call us Islamo-Fascists!"
4. "Ahmed, how can you not feel FABULOUS after a mud-spa facial and fisting?"
5. Once each year, the West Bank and Gaza Strip honor Arafat's memory by having all the palace guards strip naked and run, en masse, down a giant slip-n-slide and land in a big sweaty manpile at the other end.
6. When Mother Sheehan demanded a 'fresh-scrubbed boy-toy' to warm her tent, four were killed in the stampede to the mudhole.
7. Prussian Blue has the most orderly, disciplined Mosh Pits I've ever seen.
8. "I don't know but I been told/Osama likes boys nine years old..."
9. "Abdul, I hesitate to point this out, but I have fallen asleep on guard duty every night for a week and no one has given me the 'flying squirrel' I was promised."
10. Later, Harry Reid, Joe Biden, and the other Senate Democrats would pound on drums and express their inner feelings through poetry.
Best of Silhouette
An unexpected shirts and skins game reveals a shocking scandal on this week's ethnically segregated Survivor.
From the backfire residue, I'd say this year's graduates are unclear on how to "blow up" a car.
Best of What, me worry?
“Dear Mom…Life is tough at the Mujahideen Boot Camp. Sarge says that we’re all weak and worthless -- like little girls fit for burkas and clitorectomies – and that the Zionists will mow us over if we don’t toughen up fast.”
“I should have joined the Suicide Bombers Brigade…No running, no sweating; just strap on a little vest and you’re on the express train to the 72 virgins.”
Best of sonicfrog
Paul was just one of many to audition for Mel Gibsons new movie "Ariel; The Dirty Jew Boy".
Best of the paperboy
Hezbollah training camp regrets having Miclael Moore guest lead a march after burrito night at the mess hall.
Best of Submariner
We've finished with Andrew, Barney and Johnny. Where the hell are Pedro and Leon?
Typical Kennedy clan gathering - all the males are running sh*tfaced by noon...
I dunno, Otter. This year's crop of pledges look rather stupid. Didn't ANY of them manage to not stick his head up the horse's rear?
Hat Tip: LFG