Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Don't They Look Peaceful?


1. "That's right, English! Don't let the sun set on you in Amish Town!"

2. "Damn right my uterus is my business!"

3. Two years out and John McCain supporters are already FIRED UP!

4. Could it be true? Was Andrew Sullivan's "Amish fisting" fantasy about to come to fruition?

5. Reuters Caption: "Peaceful Muslims play an intense game of rock/paper/scissors."

Best of The Man
Headband - $5
Banner - $14
Burnt Effigy - $27
Having an 80 year old German Pope expose you for the midevil goons that you are - Priceless

Best of Jason
ORA: We want a shrubbery!

Best of Anonymous
They got it all backwards; it's the guys who should wear the veils.

Do they always put the ugly ones in front, or do they all look like this?

The crowd cheers Imir on before he attempts to fit his whole fist in his mouth.

We will We will Rock you!

Damn you Diebold, you stole Ohio!!!!

What do we want?!" "Goats!!" "When do we want them?!" "NOW!!!"

Best of WALSTIB
Ahmed, Salwid, Mohamed and the other proud fathers of Jersey City's RoP Little League team, seen here reminding their kids that it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

"...LESS FILLING!"

The annual Ramadan sale at Jihad-R-Us was always murder.

Best of Van Helsing
Angry fans demand that Rosie be given her own variety show.

Best of Submariner
Bill Laimbeer was the best Piston's center, ever!
We HOPE!
We HOPE!
The POPE is on FIRE!
We are oh so peaceful let insulting Pontiffs burn!

Best of Rodney Dill
"I want my Mapo"

"We are the Islamofascists that say 'NI'"

Best of jeff
Worldwide, Muslims react in anger as the Muslim guys are elminated from the Amazing Race before the first pit stop.

Best of the paperboy
Somebody peed in our gene pool!

As Muhammed and The Pope enter Thunderdome: "Two prophets enter! One prophet leaves! Two prophets enter! One prophet leaves!"

If the Pope does not apologize, I will shake my fist, pop out my left eye and spew spittle like Bill The Cat!

Best of attmay
"S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!
S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!"

(The T-U-R-D part certainly sums up my feelings about these guys.) - V

Best of What, me worry?
"John Kerry for President!"

Best of prince of leaves
Neanderthal-Americans, unsatisfied with Geico's apologies for running a commercial mocking their intellectual capabiliies, declare a jihad on lizards.

Best of Adjustah
Gummi bears! Gummi Bears! Sprinkles! Sprinkles!

52 comments:

The Man said...

We want to save more with Geico, or else.

The Man said...

But Akmed, I wanted a Bud Light.

Anonymous said...

"Lighten up Frances..."

Steve O

The Man said...

Headband - $5
Banner - $14
Burnt Effigy - $27
Having an 80 year old German Pope expose you for the midevil goons that you are - Priceless

The Man said...

Abdul: Burger King will die a 1,000 deaths!!!!

Habib: Ahh Abdul, that was like 2 years ago. Get with the program.

Abdul: Nike is going to burn in hell!

Habib: Nice try, but that was like 3 years ago.

Abdul: Denmark will be swallowed into a pit of pain and blood!!!

Habib: Last year Abdul.

Abdul: Jews?
Habib: Nope.
Abdul: Cancellation of Commander in Chief?
Habib: Negative.
Abdul: Lack of fresh spinach?
Habib: Getting colder.
Abdul: Falling gas prices?

Epaminondas said...

the topiary has insulted the prophet for the last time

Submariner said...

Mike al'Moore's Dearborn extras get into character for "Chimpy McBusHitler and the Haliburton Half-step: A Cautionary Morality 'Documentary' For Our Times"

Submariner said...

McRibs? Thy're selling McRibs?!? Kill Ronald for insulting the innocent religion of peace! Burn his likeness and drag it through our peaceful streets!

Curly said...

That sh!t don't play around here...

It's the Jooos fault that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown broke up!

Kerry for President!

Jason said...

ORA:

We want a shrubbery!

Jason said...

Wait, the American infidel wins the race in the movie Hidalgo? Jiiiihaaad!

WALSTIB said...

Whadya mean $.25 for the toilet?! We have to go NOW!

WALSTIB said...

We don't need no stinkin' badges!

WALSTIB said...

Letgo my Eggo!

Anonymous said...

They got it all backwards; it's the guys who should wear the veils.

WALSTIB said...

Ahmed, Salwid, Mohamed and the other proud fathers of Jersey City's RoP Little League team, seen here reminding their kids that it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

Oh, is it morning already? What a crazy dream!

WALSTIB said...

United Arabs Against Reverse Lockjaw.

WALSTIB said...

Whadya mean we have to wait till January for the premier of 24?! We want it NOW!

WALSTIB said...

Think there's an opportunity for an RoP Anger Management franchise? Just a thought.

WALSTIB said...

We went to heaven and all we got were 72 fu#kin' raisins! By the life of the Prophet, we are royally pissed off!

WALSTIB said...

Hey you female pigs! Put down those freakin' signs and get your burkah'd a$$es back home and put some hallal food on the table! We've been out all day causing mayhem in the name of Peaceful One and we are h-u-n-g-r-y!

Cybrludite said...

Worldwide Muslim reaction to me wearing this t-shirt out in public.

(Yeah, that's really me...)

Van Helsing said...

Angry fans demand that Rosie be given her own variety show.

WALSTIB said...

"...LESS FILLING!"

Submariner said...

How can you NOT see that Sudan IS the fault of Zionists? Kill the joooooooooooos!

Submariner said...

So whatta they doin' wit their LEFT hands? I'm just askin'...

Submariner said...

It's a "Religion of Peace." By the proffit's beard, do you not understand "Peace" infidel? Bring scimitars, Ahmed, that we may behead their Pope for insulting us and not recognizing how peaceful we are!

Submariner said...

Bill Laimbeer was the best Piston's center, ever!

Anonymous said...

Do they always put the ugly ones in front, or do they all look like this?

Anonymous said...

How dare you call Islam a violent religion! We will kill you for that!

What?? No fries with our happy meal???

The crowd cheers Imir on before he attempts to fit his whole fist in his mouth.

"Who turned off the Brittney Spears video? We no longer want our 72 virgins, just let us watch the Brittney Spears video!!!"

"Death be to the infidels, who have afflicted us with such severe case of hemorrhoids and gas!"

"Violence? What violence? We've just got a bad case of flatulance, that's all."

We will We will Rock you!

Damn you Diebold, you stole Ohio!!!!

What do we want?!" "Goats!!" "When do we want them?!" "NOW!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I want my Mapo"

Kevin Walker said...

"Confiedent! Dry and secure!"

Rodney Dill said...

"You must apologize before we kill you."

Rodney Dill said...

"We are the Islamofascists that say 'NI'"

Anonymous said...

Twisted Sister's Middle East tour was a little TOO successful.

"No Mr. Snyder, they said 'I want IRAQ'."

jeff said...

Worldwide, Muslims react in anger as the Muslim guys are elminated from the Amazing Race before the first pit stop.

lawhawk said...

Giants fans reacting to the blown call in the game versus Indy.

2-4-6-8 Who will will explodate next? The Pope. The Pope.

KISS fans react with horror as Gene and the boys announce that they will not wear makeup for their next tour.

Submariner said...

By the profit's beard - what do you mean by suggesting we are "HAMming it up" for the cameras?

Submariner said...

This evening Masterpiece Theatre was scheduled to present the Gaza Street Player's performance of the Bard's immortal masterpiece; "Romeo and Juliet" an interesting treatment where Hamas and the PLO replace the warring Montagues and Capulets. However, during the first household encounter in the first performance, the sword fights quickly passed beyond those choreographed and resulted in elimination of a majority of the cast.

Masterpiece Theatre regrets any inconvenience and hopes you will be pleased by our emergency replacement - Bugs and Elmer star in "Kill the Wabbit - a Wagnerian 'Toon."

WALSTIB said...

Sub and SOTG lead an angry crowd of Cap This protesters in front of VtheK's house when it's learned that V uses a Google algorithm to pick the Best Of!

WALSTIB said...

The annual Ramadan sale at Jihad-R-Us was always murder.

MP Martin said...

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout!

MP Martin said...

Somebody peed in our gene pool!

MP Martin said...

Look at the maw on that thing Cap'n! It could swallow a whole planet!

MP Martin said...

As Muhammed and The Pope enter Thunderdome: "Two prophets enter! One prophet leaves! Two prophets enter! One prophet leaves!"

MP Martin said...

(alright, now I done it)

If the Pope does not apologize, I will shake my fist, pop out my left eye and spew spittle like Bill The Cat!

MP Martin said...

Nice doggie!

attmay said...

"S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!
S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!"

Submariner said...

We HOPE!
We HOPE!
The POPE is on FIRE!
We are oh so peaceful let insulting Pontiffs burn!

What, me worry? said...

“I’m a victim! I’m a victim! I’m a victim! I’m a victim!”

“Death to…ah…er…who are we pissed off at today, Ahtooey?”

“It's the religion of peace, and we'll slit the throat of anyone who says otherwise”!

"John Kerry for President!"

“The infidel Americans pigs are so stupid…It’s obvious: ‘7/11’ is the code for ‘72’, as in ’72 virgins’”.

prince of leaves said...

Neanderthal-Americans, unsatisfied with Geico's apologies for running a commercial mocking their intellectual capabiliies, declare a jihad on lizards.

Adjustah said...

Gummi bears! Gummi Bears!
Sprinkles! Sprinkles!