Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Don't They Look Peaceful?
1. "That's right, English! Don't let the sun set on you in Amish Town!"
2. "Damn right my uterus is my business!"
3. Two years out and John McCain supporters are already FIRED UP!
4. Could it be true? Was Andrew Sullivan's "Amish fisting" fantasy about to come to fruition?
5. Reuters Caption: "Peaceful Muslims play an intense game of rock/paper/scissors."
Best of The Man
Headband - $5
Banner - $14
Burnt Effigy - $27
Having an 80 year old German Pope expose you for the midevil goons that you are - Priceless
Best of Jason
ORA: We want a shrubbery!
Best of Anonymous
They got it all backwards; it's the guys who should wear the veils.
Do they always put the ugly ones in front, or do they all look like this?
The crowd cheers Imir on before he attempts to fit his whole fist in his mouth.
We will We will Rock you!
Damn you Diebold, you stole Ohio!!!!
What do we want?!" "Goats!!" "When do we want them?!" "NOW!!!"
Best of WALSTIB
Ahmed, Salwid, Mohamed and the other proud fathers of Jersey City's RoP Little League team, seen here reminding their kids that it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
The annual Ramadan sale at Jihad-R-Us was always murder.
Best of Van Helsing
Angry fans demand that Rosie be given her own variety show.
Best of Submariner
Bill Laimbeer was the best Piston's center, ever!
The POPE is on FIRE!
We are oh so peaceful let insulting Pontiffs burn!
Best of Rodney Dill
"I want my Mapo"
"We are the Islamofascists that say 'NI'"
Best of jeff
Worldwide, Muslims react in anger as the Muslim guys are elminated from the Amazing Race before the first pit stop.
Best of the paperboy
Somebody peed in our gene pool!
As Muhammed and The Pope enter Thunderdome: "Two prophets enter! One prophet leaves! Two prophets enter! One prophet leaves!"
If the Pope does not apologize, I will shake my fist, pop out my left eye and spew spittle like Bill The Cat!
Best of attmay
"S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!
S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!"
(The T-U-R-D part certainly sums up my feelings about these guys.) - V
Best of What, me worry?
"John Kerry for President!"
Best of prince of leaves
Neanderthal-Americans, unsatisfied with Geico's apologies for running a commercial mocking their intellectual capabiliies, declare a jihad on lizards.
Best of Adjustah
Gummi bears! Gummi Bears! Sprinkles! Sprinkles!