1. "... once at the sex club, I had a c*ck in each hand while I deep-throated another one..."
2. "We must rise up against the oppression of the Patriarchy and then ... Hey, would someone tell that little Dutch brat to stop poking me?"
3. "No, you idiotic peasants, it's 'Duce! Duce!' not 'Douche! Douche!"
4. "Another underused adjective in speaking of Madeleine Albright would be ... pendulous."
5. Catching pigeon droppings in your bare hands takes skill and concentration.
6. "Come on, one of you men must want a free prostate exam."
Best of Van Helsing
"Xono, Zuwezet, Quyhet kesos ysgeboth Nyarlathotep! Menhatoy, Zywethorosto zuy, Zururogos Yog-Sothoth!"
Best of The Man
B-14. Come on someone has bingo dammit!
Best of prince of leaves
Though never shown on TV, Alice's spirit levitations were always big after-dinner fun in the Brady house.
Best of Submariner
Let's go sopranos - more VOLUME.
So there I am with the Ryan's at the Swap Club; I'm holding Jeri like this and trying to help Jack talk her into "the lifestyle..."
Best of curly
"This meeting of the American Women's Basketball Coaches Association is now called to order".
"Kobe! I'm open!"
My testicles -- My business
Best of Rodney Dill
"The secret to tasty Lamb Fries, is to snip 'em off high."
Best of the paperboy
Uh, VtheK? This is my birthday. Is this some sick joke of a chick that jumps out of a cake?
Best of sonicfrog
She's A Man Baby!!!..... Oh, wait, nevermind...
Best of Adjustah
From Van H