Friday, September 22, 2006

"Captain! Save some for the passengers!"


1. Terrorist interrogations and how they will work under the McCain Plan.

2. "No, Senator Kerry, we can't imagine why the 'peasants' don't appreciate all you do for them. More Dom?"

3. After they turn 25, Hef sells his bimbos to Bob Guccione at a discount.

4. "Can you guess which one of us isn't a tranny? You'll be surprised."

5. "OK, Mr. Sullivan, as soon as its empty, you and the champagne bottle can join the Mile High Club."

Best of divine miss m
Welcome aboard St. Pauli Airlines!

Best of Jonathan
"We're about to begin the initial descent into San Francisco International Airport. Your flight attendants Nacy, Renee, and Raoul would like to thank you for flying Gender Bender airlines!"

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "Zee stewardesses vood of course have to be uff a most...stimulating nature!"

"We're sorry your usual trio of 'French maids' is unavailable, Mr. Cheney, but perhaps you'll find the 'Strict German Stewardess' routine more... ahh... interesting..."

"Madonna? Why no -- usually passengers tell me I look like Max Headroom in drag..."

Best of Submariner
"...and Marcie will be right back with your grapes, Mrs. Heinz-Kerry."

Do we make you randy, baby?

Best of What, me worry?
“How nice of Mr. Jackson to take you for a ride in his private jet. How about some Jesus Juice?”

Best of Adjustah
Air Serbia: Fly the Fugly Skies.

How to torture Sean Connery.

Best of Curly
"That's right honey. Just keep refilling my glass until you start looking pretty".

Best of the paperboy
Through the eyes of John Mark Karr, the six year old triplets look like a trio of 25 year-old nymphomaniac stewardesses serving him champaigne and roast duck.



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28 comments:

divine miss m said...

Welcome aboard St. Pauli Air!

Jonathan said...

"We're about to begin the initial descent into San Francisco International Airport. Your flight attendants Nacy, Renee, and Raoul would like to thank you for flying Gender Bender airlines, Congressman Frank!"

The Man said...

Jet Blueballs

Anonymous said...

I don't think the little hunnie on the rights gender reassignment surgery wa entirely sucksessful.

prince of leaves said...

"Nein, sir, I vood not like to put ze mayonnaise on your bratvooorst..."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Zee stewardesses vood of course have to be uff a most...stimulating nature!"

prince of leaves said...

Which of these stews grew up in former East Germany?

prince of leaves said...

"We're sorry your usual trio of 'French maids' is unavailable, Mr. Cheney, but perhaps you'll find the 'German stewardess' routine more... ahh... interesting..."

prince of leaves said...

"Coffee, tea, or wine? We're a little short on milk on this flight..."

prince of leaves said...

"Madonna? Why no -- usually passengers tell me I look like Max Headroom in drag..."

Submariner said...

OK girls, repeat after me - "we must, we must..."

Submariner said...

"...and Marcie will be right back with your grapes, Mrs. Heinz-Kerry."

Submariner said...

A good choice - may I recommend the fish, Senator?

Chrees said...

"Sorry to disappoint you Senator. However we've been told we look much better after you've had a bottle of champagne."

Submariner said...

Oh.My.Gawd!How.Much.DID.I.Drink.Last.Night?

Submariner said...

Do we make you randy, baby?

What, me worry? said...

“Hello Senator Kennedy! No, we would prefer to fly across any bridges, thanks you!”

“…and you must be Michael Jackson’s latest boy toy! How about some Jesus Juice?”

“Welcome to 72 Virgins airlines, Mr. Ahktooey!”

What, me worry? said...

“Welcome, Mr. Fernando Francisco Jose Cerrillos! Jumping across the border seemed so primitive to President Kerry, and that’s why we established these free flights from Mexico City to Los Angeles in 2009”.

Dusty said...

Senator Kennedy! Do I see dirndl on your lederhosen?

Adjustah said...

Air Serbia: Fly the Fugly Skies.

Curly said...

"That's right honey. Just keep refilling my glass until you start looking pretty".

"No sir, the Dom's for the 1st Class passengers. Your seated in the Two Buck Chuck section".

Curly said...

"That's what I said: more wine for me and a burka for you".

Adjustah said...

How to torture Sean Connery.

MP Martin said...

(in harmony) "Coffee tea or me? Tee-hee-hee!!!"

MP Martin said...

Through the eyes of John Mark Karr, the six year old triplets look like a trio of 25 year-old nymphomaniac stewardesses serving him champaigne and roast duck.

MP Martin said...

Smelly? No, we're the sunken chest pirate hookers, uh stewardesses. "Yo-ho-ho and a bottle full of... Chardonnay."

Submariner said...

inspired by the Paperboy

Lufthansa took extreme crew safety measures once informed that John Mark Karr's return to the US was to be on one of their flights.

MP Martin said...

He stuffed a pair of socks in his shirt
And then he was a she
And she said "Hey babe, take a flight on the wild side!"

v-word: csnbpuny