1. Terrorist interrogations and how they will work under the McCain Plan.
2. "No, Senator Kerry, we can't imagine why the 'peasants' don't appreciate all you do for them. More Dom?"
3. After they turn 25, Hef sells his bimbos to Bob Guccione at a discount.
4. "Can you guess which one of us isn't a tranny? You'll be surprised."
5. "OK, Mr. Sullivan, as soon as its empty, you and the champagne bottle can join the Mile High Club."
Best of divine miss m
Welcome aboard St. Pauli Airlines!
Best of Jonathan
"We're about to begin the initial descent into San Francisco International Airport. Your flight attendants Nacy, Renee, and Raoul would like to thank you for flying Gender Bender airlines!"
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "Zee stewardesses vood of course have to be uff a most...stimulating nature!"
"We're sorry your usual trio of 'French maids' is unavailable, Mr. Cheney, but perhaps you'll find the 'Strict German Stewardess' routine more... ahh... interesting..."
"Madonna? Why no -- usually passengers tell me I look like Max Headroom in drag..."
Best of Submariner
"...and Marcie will be right back with your grapes, Mrs. Heinz-Kerry."
Do we make you randy, baby?
Best of What, me worry?
“How nice of Mr. Jackson to take you for a ride in his private jet. How about some Jesus Juice?”
Best of Adjustah
Air Serbia: Fly the Fugly Skies.
How to torture Sean Connery.
Best of Curly
"That's right honey. Just keep refilling my glass until you start looking pretty".
Best of the paperboy
Through the eyes of John Mark Karr, the six year old triplets look like a trio of 25 year-old nymphomaniac stewardesses serving him champaigne and roast duck.
Lufthansa Celebrates Oktoberfest.
28 comments:
Welcome aboard St. Pauli Air!
"We're about to begin the initial descent into San Francisco International Airport. Your flight attendants Nacy, Renee, and Raoul would like to thank you for flying Gender Bender airlines, Congressman Frank!"
Jet Blueballs
I don't think the little hunnie on the rights gender reassignment surgery wa entirely sucksessful.
"Nein, sir, I vood not like to put ze mayonnaise on your bratvooorst..."
ORA: "Zee stewardesses vood of course have to be uff a most...stimulating nature!"
Which of these stews grew up in former East Germany?
"We're sorry your usual trio of 'French maids' is unavailable, Mr. Cheney, but perhaps you'll find the 'German stewardess' routine more... ahh... interesting..."
"Coffee, tea, or wine? We're a little short on milk on this flight..."
"Madonna? Why no -- usually passengers tell me I look like Max Headroom in drag..."
OK girls, repeat after me - "we must, we must..."
"...and Marcie will be right back with your grapes, Mrs. Heinz-Kerry."
A good choice - may I recommend the fish, Senator?
"Sorry to disappoint you Senator. However we've been told we look much better after you've had a bottle of champagne."
Oh.My.Gawd!How.Much.DID.I.Drink.Last.Night?
Do we make you randy, baby?
“Hello Senator Kennedy! No, we would prefer to fly across any bridges, thanks you!”
“…and you must be Michael Jackson’s latest boy toy! How about some Jesus Juice?”
“Welcome to 72 Virgins airlines, Mr. Ahktooey!”
“Welcome, Mr. Fernando Francisco Jose Cerrillos! Jumping across the border seemed so primitive to President Kerry, and that’s why we established these free flights from Mexico City to Los Angeles in 2009”.
Senator Kennedy! Do I see dirndl on your lederhosen?
Air Serbia: Fly the Fugly Skies.
"That's right honey. Just keep refilling my glass until you start looking pretty".
"No sir, the Dom's for the 1st Class passengers. Your seated in the Two Buck Chuck section".
"That's what I said: more wine for me and a burka for you".
How to torture Sean Connery.
(in harmony) "Coffee tea or me? Tee-hee-hee!!!"
Through the eyes of John Mark Karr, the six year old triplets look like a trio of 25 year-old nymphomaniac stewardesses serving him champaigne and roast duck.
Smelly? No, we're the sunken chest pirate hookers, uh stewardesses. "Yo-ho-ho and a bottle full of... Chardonnay."
inspired by the Paperboy
Lufthansa took extreme crew safety measures once informed that John Mark Karr's return to the US was to be on one of their flights.
He stuffed a pair of socks in his shirt
And then he was a she
And she said "Hey babe, take a flight on the wild side!"
v-word: csnbpuny
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