Friday, September 08, 2006

Boys... or something ... will be... um.. little help here?

1. Tammy Faye sentenced to perform community service at a children's hospital? What were they thinking?

2. "I wish Mr. Jackson would finish with the other boys' makeovers and break out the Jesus Juice already."

3. "In 20 years, I am going to make some therapist a very wealthy man."

4. The Capitol Hill reception for the Japanese Prime Minister began with an elegant Japanese Tea Ceremony, and ended with Senator Kennedy smashed on sake, stomping around Sumo style with a rolled-up pillow case stuffed in the crack of his ass beating off like a caged monkey.

5. "Congressman Frank said you looked like a painted whore. Good for you!"

From: Brender

13 comments:

jeff said...

Even in Japanese that Betty is a cute babe!

The Man said...

...well at least we are not connected at the butt.

The Man said...

ABC revised "The Path to 9/11" to include more midgets painted up like Geishas...on President Clinton's order.

The Man said...

Meiho, I not sure why we here. My agent said something about Anrew Sullivan and free porn.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yea I think you do look just like Tammy Faye Bakker Messner. "

prince of leaves said...

Shoji and Hiro's well-meaning parents didn't quite grasp the difference between Doctor Spock and Mister Spock when looking for parenting advice.

prince of leaves said...

"You know, I'm jealous of your tan and all, but those blue-green blotches on your skin and your funky eyes make me glad mom and dad keep me locked in the cellar."

Adjustah said...

Boy George continues his community service...

Cybrludite said...

See! This is what growing up reading manga will do to you!

Cybrludite said...

OMR

world,
the time has come to...
push the button
world,
my finger is on the button
the time has come to...
galvanize!

Cybrludite said...

Lynx & Lamb, your prom dates are here!

David Simon said...

This is what happens in Tokyo when dad doesn't lock up the sake and mom doesn't lock up the Chanel.

MP Martin said...

A positive way to keep the young ones occupied for the afternoon is with a makeup kit and the child's pop-up Kama Sutra.