Saturday, September 09, 2006

Because I Couldn't Find a Picture of Ted Kennedy and Sexual Harassment Panda, That's Why

So you substituted Lieberman for the Panda? That don't make any sense.
-Submariner

With the DNC supporting Lamont, Joe has to aim a little higher for endorsements.
-The Man

The late 90s were rough times at home, Joe tried to explain, but Connecticut voters weren't sure whether that justified deflowering a beloved children's icon in a Bridgeport motel.
-Citizen Grim

"I love you! You love me! Barney gave me HIV!"
-the paperboy

"Hey, now, it's not like you caught me hanging out with that *other* Barney, now is it?"
-prince of leaves

Joe Lieberman and Ted Lemont pose for a photo before their debate.
-David Simon

Joe Lieberman sets up a "blind date" for Ted Kennedy. Said Joe; "She's perfect! Foam rubber floats, even when soaked in alcohol..."
-Submariner

Joe Lieberman and the smartest running mate he's ever had!
- Dusty

Of course Barney’s a lefty Democrat: Doesn’t work; lures young kids into his home; dresses like a fag; appears regularly on PBS.
-What, me worry?

An interesting photo showing a creature from another era and Barney.
-What, me worry?

Not a single Sid and Marty Kroft submission? You disappoint me - VtK

15 comments:

Submariner said...

So you substituted Lieberman for the Panda? That don't make any sense.

Submariner said...

Next on "The View;"
Rosie interviews the DNC traitor - Lieberman - and gives a non-partisan deconstruction of the lies he provides as an excuse on why he's doing it.

The Man said...

With the DNC supporting Lamont, Joe has to aim a little higher for endorsements.

Citizen Grim said...

The late 90s were rough times at home, Joe tried to explain, but Connecticut voters weren't sure whether that justified deflowering a beloved children's icon in a Bridgeport motel.

MP Martin said...

Pedophile Of The Week candidate #746. "I love you! You love me! Barney gave me HIV!"

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, now, it's not like you caught me hanging out with that *other* Barney, now is it?"

divine miss m said...

♪♪ If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're a honkey and you know it, your lack of rhythm will surely show it!
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
♪♪

Adjustah said...

Hmmm, who to spit on first...

David Simon said...

Joe Lieberman and Ted Lemont pose for a photo before their debate.

Submariner said...

Joe Lieberman sets up a "blind date" for Ted Kennedy. Said Joe; "She's perfect! Foam rubber floats, even when soaked in alcohol..."

Submariner said...

ORA:

"They look like two, strong hands, don't they?"

sonicfrog said...

Joe Leiberman had to laugh at the mistake. When he got the word that Barney would help him on the campaign trail, he naturaly thought it would be friend and fellow Senator Barney Franks.

Dusty said...

Joe Lieberman and the smartest running mate he's ever had!

What, me worry? said...

Joe Lieberman and Al Gore in the heady days of the 2000 campaign.

Of course Barney’s a lefty Democrat: Doesn’t work; lures young kids into his home; dresses like a fag; appears regularly on PBS.

What, me worry? said...

An interesting photo showing a creature from another era and Barney.