Saturday, September 09, 2006
Another eHarmony Success Story
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan goes back in time to have sex with his Great, Great, Great grandfather, creating a gobsmacking causality paradox that negates his own existence.
Best of Citizen Grim
...apparently he only went back 5 years.
Best of prince of leaves
Bruce the Leprechaun was constantly having to explain to aggressive suitors the difference between "faerie folk" and "fairy bloke".
Best of Submariner
They're always after me lucky charms, but they always lost interest after I tells 'em I keeps 'em in me britches. That is 'til I met Andy...
So I stuck in me thumb, and popped out his bum, and Sully said what a good boy am I!
Best of Anonymous
Hey Frank, whats that old guy putting in your anus?
Best of jeff
"Dude, you got a Dell...employee...by the crotch!"
Best of Shayne
Ross Perot and Bill Clinton bar hopping after the 1992 debates.
Best of David Simon
NAMBLA presents Little Jack Horny.
"I've got a solution to the homeless problem. It's called a thumb to the trachia."
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
Former boy band member Phillup McCrack gives an enthusiastic Thumbs-Up! after dicovering a perfect fit in the denture exchange program with Hugh Hefner.
Best of Zeke
look i got it in the mail! it'll buy me beer in exchange for oatmeal!
Best of sonicfrog
The Dell Dude had fallen on hard times, 'til he met his sugar daddy Clive at the Caliphe!