Saturday, September 09, 2006

Another eHarmony Success Story


Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan goes back in time to have sex with his Great, Great, Great grandfather, creating a gobsmacking causality paradox that negates his own existence.

Best of Citizen Grim
...apparently he only went back 5 years.

Best of prince of leaves
Bruce the Leprechaun was constantly having to explain to aggressive suitors the difference between "faerie folk" and "fairy bloke".

Best of Submariner
They're always after me lucky charms, but they always lost interest after I tells 'em I keeps 'em in me britches. That is 'til I met Andy...

So I stuck in me thumb, and popped out his bum, and Sully said what a good boy am I!

Best of Anonymous
Hey Frank, whats that old guy putting in your anus?

Best of jeff
"Dude, you got a Dell...employee...by the crotch!"

Best of Shayne
Ross Perot and Bill Clinton bar hopping after the 1992 debates.


Best of David Simon
NAMBLA presents Little Jack Horny.

"I've got a solution to the homeless problem. It's called a thumb to the trachia."

Best of Arcticman Speaks!
Former boy band member Phillup McCrack gives an enthusiastic Thumbs-Up! after dicovering a perfect fit in the denture exchange program with Hugh Hefner.

Best of Zeke
look i got it in the mail! it'll buy me beer in exchange for oatmeal!

Best of sonicfrog
The Dell Dude had fallen on hard times, 'til he met his sugar daddy Clive at the Caliphe!

20 comments:

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan goes back in time to have sex with his Great, Great, Great grandfather.

Citizen Grim said...

...apparently he only went back 5 years.

MP Martin said...

Pedophile Of The Week candidate #749. "Itth a fam'ly tradithun. Me and Andy, we keep eashth other happy. And when I need to thake a nap, Andy practhithes with hith thumb. Thatth how I losth my theeth. Me and my grampshth."

prince of leaves said...

Bruce the Leprechaun was constantly having to explain to aggressive suitors the difference between "faerie folk" and "fairy bloke".

Adjustah said...

GMILF spokesman at work, and at play.

Submariner said...

They're always after me lucky charms, but they always lost interest after I tells 'em I keeps 'em in me britches. That is 'til I met Andy...

Submariner said...

Rosie (right in red) and Ellen (left in auto-erotic asphyxiation scarf) discuss proper appendage to use for maximum pleasure.

Anonymous said...

Hey Frank, whats that old guy putting in your anus?

jeff said...

"Dude, you got a Dell...employee...by the crotch!"

Shayne said...

Ross Perot and Bill Clinton bar hopping after the 1992 debates.

Submariner said...

So I stuck in me thumb,
and popped out his bum,
and Sully said what a good boy am I!

Submariner said...

"Man won't walk on the moon until I get my cherry popped..." eh Mr. Gorsky?

David Simon said...

NAMBLA's dramatization of Little Jack Horny.

David Simon said...

"I've got a solution to the homeless problem. It's called a thumb to the trachia."

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Former boy band member Phillup McCrack gives an enthusiastic Thumbs-Up! after dicovering a perfect fit in the denture exchange program with Hugh Hefner.

Zeke said...

Look guys I can make it talk without moving my lips

Zeke said...

look i got it in the mail! it'll buy me beer in exchange for oatmeal!

sonicfrog said...

The Dell Dude had fallen on hard times, but from the moment he met Clive at the Caliphe, he knew he found his Sugar Daddy!

jeff said...

GrandSon of the Godfather welcomes V the K back from his very extended absence...

Occasional Reader said...

V the K, this is just crying out for some captioning.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060910/photos_wl_me_afp/ad72ca291540c7b73f19016376de2c0f