Monday, September 04, 2006

And the crowd cheers as he is helped off the field

1. "He claims it wasn't him, it was his Goa'uld symbiote." (Gonna miss ya, SG-1).

2. You should have seen the look on his face when they got to the dugout and started the striptease.

3. "I'm the furthest thing from gay, but I'd still rather arrest this guy than She-hag."

4. "You got yourself in a heap of trouble, son. You shoulda known it was too soon to make a joke about Steve Irwin's death."

5. The Blue Jays were disqualified from the Little League World Series when their centerfielder was found to have lied about his age.

6. "Showing your navel is a violation of the MLB dress code. What did you think this was, a public middle school?"

7. "It's Giuliani time." "You mean.." "That's right, we're going to make him live with a gay couple while his wife reads 'The Vagina Monologues.'"

8. "Well, if throwing like a girl isn't a class II felony, it ought to be."

9. "Well, you may be a manager now, but when we get to jail, you'll have to decide if you're a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'"

10. "So I decked Roseanne Barr in the middle of the national anthem. What jury will convict me?"

Best of David Simon
Handcuffed by two hunky cops who then drank Pabst out of his navel. Yet another fantasy is crossed off Andrew Sullivan's list.

"This is baseball, twinkletoes. If you want to show off your navel piercing, take up figure skating."

Best of Submariner
Damn "Village People" will use anybody's uniform...

Barney Frank said; "If I can't have him, nobody can." and swore out a federal warrant...

Mr. SOTG; please come with us. We have a few questions concerning the whereabouts of your daughter's prom date...

Best of David Simon

Best of What, me worry?
Caught behind the bleachers giving head to Jay, he was forced to wear a "Blew Jay" shirt and escorted off the field.

"Let's toss him in the vat of ketchup with Dahmer."



From: Thportth Illuthtrated

32 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Jay... Why so blue?"

Jonathan said...

"Sorry, sir, but while felching is legal under Canadian law, you DID perform it in Kansas City."

Jonathan said...

"Sorry, pal, but while felching is legal under Canadian law, you DID perform the act in Kansas City!"

Silhouette said...

But I thought it was okay to steal a base.

David Simon said...

After receiving tips from Dawn and Molly, the thought police take V the K into custody.

David Simon said...

Handcuffed by two hunky cops who then drank Pabst out of his navel. Yet another fantasy is crossed off Andrew Sullivan's list.

Submariner said...

Remember to tell Big Leroy that you're in for "brushing back a bruthah upside his head..."

V the K said...

Since Sully is fat and bald, I feel compelled to rework David Simon's cap:

"Handcuffed by two hunky cops who then drank Pabst out of his navel. Yet another fantasy is crossed off Will Farrell's list."

David Simon said...

V - Will Farrell is gay?

The Man said...

I always wanted to know what happened to Kelly Gruber.

The Man said...
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V the K said...

V - Will Farrell is gay?

Nah, all I meant was, from this angle, John Gibbons looks a lot more like Will Farrell than Andrianna Sullington.

Anonymous said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Submariner said...

"Man! Dave Winfield didn't get arrested when he killed that bird here in 1983..."
"His wasn't a Brit Go-Go dancer."

Submariner said...

Damn "Village People" will use anybody's uniform...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Seems he sold a uterus on e-bay. You can't do that."

Submariner said...

Barney Frank said; "If I can't have him, nobody can." and swore out a federal warrant...

Submariner said...

Mr. SOTG; please come with us. We have a few questions concerning the whereabouts of your daughter's prom date...

Submariner said...

Barney was horrified; "Rouge on your thighs during the day! Are you mad?"

Silhouette said...

I think the guy who designed his uniform used to design prom dresses.

Cybrludite said...

After the US liberation of Venezeula, Hugo Chavez tried unsuccesfully to flee the country disguised as a baseball player.

Submariner said...

We'll book him for petty larceny; after all, it was only the A's' signs he was stealing...

CJ said...

Your under arrest for running teenage male mud-wrestling without a license.

Submariner said...

This ain't the States, eh? We take getting caught stealing a bit more seriously here.

David Simon said...

"This is baseball, twinkletoes. If you want to show off your navel piercing, take up figure skating."

Son Of The Godfather said...

V,

Potential Hot Babe Thursday stuff here:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=8393

(oooh, smokin' jack-booted thugs! :)

What, me worry? said...

Caught behind the bleachers giving head to Jay, he was forced to wear a "Blew Jay" shirt and escorted off the field.

Albertanator said...

As much as I am enjoying reading the comments here, as a Blue Jays fan, can someone tell me what this very odd picture actually refers to???

I don't recall a major dustup recently with the BlueJays and A's???

Someone help out this Conservative Canuck???

What, me worry? said...

"Let's toss him in the vat of ketchup".

V the K said...

Albertanator, I believe it relates to this: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060822/SPORTS12/608220339/1060

Albertanator said...

Wow.......I knew that the pitcher and the manager of the BlueJays had a tilt but I never saw the ramifications of it?? Hilarious...

Dusty said...

A make-believe Blue Jay is hauled away by make-believe policemen. Details tonight on Katie Couric's make-believe newscast.