1. "I see V the K has found the Oilers' locker room."
2. "Now that's good tequila!"
3. "Oh, don't be so melodramatic. We've all seen Hillary's penis."
4. An unprepared liberal watches The Path to 9-11.
5. A new roadie is shocked at the size of Willie Nelson's stash.
Best of lawhawk
This is your head. This is your head on Mars outside the Dome. Any questions?
This is what you get when Islamists see Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Best of David Simon
"Why, yes. I am taking it in the brown eye from Ron Jeremy without lube. Why do you ask?"
Best of Submariner
"My major weakness? Probably that I tend to focus so intensely on my tasks that co-workers can't keep up with me."
Practicing your lines for an interview is critical.
1 Your son's Jr High prom date is here, Elmo.
2 It's Michael Jackson.
1 I got you a really cute new t-shirt dear that looks like one you were wearing in a childhood photo.
2 It looks like a jack-o-lantern.
Julian Bond reacts when a black claims Republican Party membership.
A typical reaction when a visitor uses the Avalon Manor bathroom...
Best of Cybrludite
Before & after a kick in the huevos from Hillary
Best of jeff
The one person guaranteed employment on Halloween.
Best of sonicfrog
... and next on "America's Wierdest Freaks" Andrew Sullivan shows what he can do with his anus...
Best of Van Helsing
Andrew Sullivan turns the dial on his new toy up to 11.
Best of Cybrludite
Submariner as he logs in to check the "Hot Babe Thursday" posts.
Best of Jason
My usual reaction to any of Sen. McCain's speeches
Best of WALSTIB
"You'r right Mr. Jones. The nurse did forget to warm up the insertion device first. Shall we do it again?"
Best of the paperboy
Sen. Clinton's intern: "You want me to what your what?"
Andrew Sullivan's "administrative asistant": "You want me to what your what?"
Hellen Thomas's cameraman: "You want me to what your what?"
Before and after photos of a proctology exam.
After and before photos of Andrew Sullivan's proctology exam.
Best of Adjustah
I will not mix Mentos & Diet Coke
Best of divine miss m
I'll be sure to cross all the T's and dot all of the...um...lower case J's.
Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Not sure who he was looking at, but I think he needs a little "me time."
From the WaPo/AP Photo/Eugenio Savio
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Helen Thomas vs. Helen Thomas nude
"I'm taking it in the brown eye from Ron Jeremy without lube. Why do you ask?"
Nothing to see here, folks. Just trying to make his brown eyes, blew - please move along...
"My major weakness? Probably that I tend to focus so intensely on my tasks that co-workers can't keep up with me."
Practicing your lines for an interview is critical.
1 Your son's Jr High prom date is here, Elmo.
2 It's Michael Jackson.
1 I got you a really cute new t-shirt dear that looks like one you were wearing in a childhood photo.
2 It looks like a jack-o-lantern.
Before and after photos of a policeman that was forced to cart the Shehag away from a publicity stunt.
Before and after photos from reading a fortune at Peking Villa.
"That wasn't chicken."
Before & after a kick in the huevos from Hillary
The one person guaranteed employment on Halloween.
Gary Coleman's catch phrase - "What you talkin' about, Willis?" - lost it's charm as he got older.
... and next on "America's Wierdest Freaks" Andrew Sullivan shows what he can do with his anus...
OK, OK... You made your point! Your uterus - Your business.
Julian Bond reacts when a black claims Republican Party membership.
Dawn's hubby reads the results of his Google Search for (Dawn AND "Cation This" AND "Best Of") for the past few months.
A typical reaction when a visitor uses the Avalon Manor bathroom...
Andrew Sullivan turns the dial on his new toy up to 11.
ORA:
Dan Ackroyd looked at Elmo and asked; "not bad, but do you wanna see something REALLY scary?"
Much later, V. da K. would find out that SOTG was NOT pleased with the photo chosen for posting on the milk cartons.
Marty Feldman's love child.
Standard caption #317:
Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?
Hey, guys, it looks like V the K has pocket aces again. I'll fold.
Submariner as he logs in to check the "Hot Babe Thursday" posts.
Cybrludite said...
Submariner as he logs in to check the "Hot Babe Thursday" posts.
heh, heh;
Not quite, me amigo. I have a beard...
My usual reaction to any of Sen. McCain's speeches
This is your head. This is your head on Mars outside the Dome. Any questions?
This is what you get when Islamists see Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
#361 in a series of Famous Last Words:
"This shouldn't hurt a bit"
"You'r right Mr. Jones. The nurse did forget to warm up the insertion device first. Shall we do it again?"
Sen. Clinton's intern: "You want me to what your what?"
Andrew Sullivan's "administrative asistant": "You want me to what your what?"
Hellen Thomas's cameraman: "You want me to what your what?"
So I've been working some long hours. Nothing a little coffee won't solve. You got a problem with that? Huh? Huh? Huh???
Before and after photos of a proctology exam.
After and before photos of Andrew Sullivan's proctology exam.
The officer who made the arrest for the daily shipment of 336 lb of marijuana to the Church of Cognizance.
Love child sired by a coked up Corky Romano.
Hollywood holds auditions for a live-action version of a Tex Avery cartoon.
I will not mix Mentos & Diet Coke
I will not mix Mentos & Diet Coke
I will not mix Mentos & Diet Coke...
I'll be sure to cross all the T's and dot all of the...um...lower case J's.
Not sure who he was looking at, but I think he needs a little "me time."
“…and the eyes have it”.
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