Monday, September 18, 2006
1. "I see V the K has found the Oilers' locker room."
2. "Now that's good tequila!"
3. "Oh, don't be so melodramatic. We've all seen Hillary's penis."
4. An unprepared liberal watches The Path to 9-11.
5. A new roadie is shocked at the size of Willie Nelson's stash.
Best of lawhawk
This is your head. This is your head on Mars outside the Dome. Any questions?
This is what you get when Islamists see Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Best of David Simon
"Why, yes. I am taking it in the brown eye from Ron Jeremy without lube. Why do you ask?"
Best of Submariner
"My major weakness? Probably that I tend to focus so intensely on my tasks that co-workers can't keep up with me."
Practicing your lines for an interview is critical.
1 Your son's Jr High prom date is here, Elmo.
2 It's Michael Jackson.
1 I got you a really cute new t-shirt dear that looks like one you were wearing in a childhood photo.
2 It looks like a jack-o-lantern.
Julian Bond reacts when a black claims Republican Party membership.
A typical reaction when a visitor uses the Avalon Manor bathroom...
Best of Cybrludite
Before & after a kick in the huevos from Hillary
Best of jeff
The one person guaranteed employment on Halloween.
Best of sonicfrog
... and next on "America's Wierdest Freaks" Andrew Sullivan shows what he can do with his anus...
Best of Van Helsing
Andrew Sullivan turns the dial on his new toy up to 11.
Best of Cybrludite
Submariner as he logs in to check the "Hot Babe Thursday" posts.
Best of Jason
My usual reaction to any of Sen. McCain's speeches
Best of WALSTIB
"You'r right Mr. Jones. The nurse did forget to warm up the insertion device first. Shall we do it again?"
Best of the paperboy
Sen. Clinton's intern: "You want me to what your what?"
Andrew Sullivan's "administrative asistant": "You want me to what your what?"
Hellen Thomas's cameraman: "You want me to what your what?"
Before and after photos of a proctology exam.
After and before photos of Andrew Sullivan's proctology exam.
Best of Adjustah
I will not mix Mentos & Diet Coke
Best of divine miss m
I'll be sure to cross all the T's and dot all of the...um...lower case J's.
Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Not sure who he was looking at, but I think he needs a little "me time."
From the WaPo/AP Photo/Eugenio Savio