Friday, August 25, 2006

White Feathers


1. John Mark Karr's last night in Thailand was a festive occasion.

2. "Idiot! Andrew Sullivan did not have a Yard Sale! This happens to be Barney Frank's wedding dress."

3. Open Mike Night at the Blue Oyster Bar.

4. Johnny Weir laughed, "Honey, they have yet to design, build, and fastidiously decorate the closet that can contain me."

5. John Mark Karr's drag revue featured exact, adult-size reproductions of Jon-Benet's pageant gowns.

6. The original ending to Brokeback Mountain was more traditional, and featured Heath and Jake voguing off into the sunset.

7. Unfortunately, the boyfriend went a little too far and totally killed Andrew's libido.

8. Her brain transplanted into the body of another unwilling host, immortal Carol Channing greets a new century.

10 comments:

Dan Spomer said...

Ray Nagin's new evacuation plan was initially welcomed, but led to yet another inevitable disaster for the Chocolate City.

David Simon said...

As RuPaul wiped out, Johnny Weir cackled, "First night in a gossamer gown and skates, girlfriend"?

prince of leaves said...

Peter Jackson proves himself a one-hit-wonder yet again, with the ill-conceived B-movie hommage "Attack of the Fifty-Foot Bridezilla".

prince of leaves said...

(CRACK!!!) "Ah, damn, broke a stilt!"

David Simon said...

"Oh, this isn't the South Beach White Party? No wonder why people are giving me daggers."

David Simon said...

"Oh Missy, I need a pad - FAST!"

Cybrludite said...

John Murthah's dream date.

Cricket said...

And she danced, knowing she would lose her mind at the Copacobana.

curly said...

Burkas in Rio must look something like this.

divine miss m said...

Be afraid, Toucan Sam. Be very afraid.