Tuesday, August 29, 2006
1. "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
2. "Nope, just brown and greenish brown."
3. "Dude, when Michael Jackson starts to think you're weird... worry!"
4. "Yes, I'll have a McSissy Burger with a pair of little girl underpants on the side."
5. John Mark Karr couldn't help but notice that the burly officer was often calling 'slug bug' when there wasn't a Volkswagen in sight.
6. "Hey, check out the chick in the Yasser Arafat tablecloth hat."
7. "I could have taken out Rita Crosby with the door, but, no-o-o-o-o, you said Stone Phillips was more points."
8. "Hey, can't a guy make out with his parole officer without you press vultures swooping down on him?"
Best of jeff
"John Karr - I must have you! Call me! Room 332 at the Ramada!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Unfortunately, the levees broke once again and New Orleans was immediately submerged under 9' of media.
Best of prince of leaves
Moments later, HAL vented all the air from the squad car, bringing the media circus to an abrupt end.
Fox bought Greta a whole new face, but Rita decided octopus-sucker transplants were more practical in her line of work.
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
His career in wrestling over, Goldberg made ends meet by chauferring publicity-starving pervs.
"Mr. Karr, you have GOT to see the size of that crusty hanging out of your left nostril!"
Nice. Making fun of a publicity-seeking pedophile on the lam from Thailand. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.
Best of lawhawk
Rita Cosby: John Karr, you complete me.
Best of Van Helsing
"Something about her sleeve being caught in the door. How fast can this thing do 0 to 60?"
Best of sonicfrog
... just one more question. Why didn't you do it...
Best of Adjustah
He would relish these 15 minutes of fame when he was later imprisoned and married to the man with the most cigarette's.
Won't they ever leave David Spade alone?
Best of Submariner
Rita; "John Mark - have you ever experienced a REAL woman? Do you WANT to?"