Wednesday, August 16, 2006

What Up, Dawg?

1. College Sports, Human Sacrifices, and the way they would be if the Cult of Baal had become America's dominant belief system.

2. Richie was honored to play the part of both 'Hound Dog' and 'Teddy Bear' on the anniversary of Elvis's death, little knowing that the traditional fate of the effigy was to purified in the cleansing flame of the 'Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love.'

3. "Hey, why are you carrying me toward Fidel and Cindy and those great big... Hey! Hey-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

4. A neutered bulldog, how a propos.

5. Later, Richie's boyfriend would insist he assume the same position... and keep the mask on.

Best of The Man
The season premier of Prison Break shows how clever Michael Scofield is in choosing his hiding places.

Dog mascot meets "tossed salad man".

Best of Silhouette
I hope he's not wearing Pumas.

Best of David Simon
Being gang-rimmed by a bunch of college students while wearing a football mascot uniform. Sully was able to fulfill yet another fantasy.

Best of jeff
Another type of "Doggie Style."

Best of Submariner
Try as he might, UGA couldn't manage to lick himself - even after enlisting the crowd's help.

UGA wasn't impressed. Despite the advance hype, Andrew (black hair/white shirt) was only able to get 16 inches of the tail down his throat before he gagged...

Surely SOMEWHERE in the stadium there was a rough and ready top looking for a bottom with a bulldog attitude to mutual pleasure?

Just a bit more to the left and I'm gonna demonstrate what happens when the sh!t really hits the fan!

Best of divine miss m
If I'm ever tempted to complain about my job, I should instead be thankful I don't have to get groped while wearing a giant animal head and polyester pants in the hot Georgia sun.

Best of Van Helsing
A mighty gaseous blast soon put the Bulldog's attackers at bay.

Best of T. Harris
Keep lookin' guys, I know he's got a bone hid here somewhere!

Maurice Clarett resorts to subterfuge to finally get back on a football field.

Best of sonicfrog
Nope. Castro's little helper isn't in here....

Cap Tilt: Submariner (Also known as Grinderiner and Hoagieriner in some parts of the country) for this major flashback-inducing picture, for V the K also was a team mascot and wore a Bulldog suit in high school

Source: Sports Titillated.

28 comments:

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan Google Search
"Men grabbing dog's privates"

The Man said...

The season premier of Prison Break shows how clever Michael Scofield is in choosing his hiding places.

The Man said...

Dog mascot meets "tossed salad man".

Silhouette said...

I hope he's not wearing Pumas.

David Simon said...

Being gang-rimmed by a bunch of college students while wearing a football mascot uniform. Sully was able to fulfill yet another fantasy.

jeff said...

Another type of "Doggie Style."

Submariner said...

Upon seeing this photo, Andrew Sullivan whimpered; "I wish I was a college mascot and was taking a white pole that size..."

Submariner said...

Standard Cap #8:

Over here, Kobe; I'm open!


only because somebody HAS to say it...

Submariner said...

UGA shows why he couldn't play "tight end."

Submariner said...

Try as he might, UGA couldn't manage to lick himself - even after enlisting the crowd's help.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:
The Rainbow Coalition filed suit for racial insensitivity against the University of Georgia. Jesse Jackson commented "Really! When have you ever seen something white hung like that?"
Developing...

Submariner said...

DRUDGEUPDATE:
A surprised Jesse asked "Waddaya mean its his tail?"
Developing...

Submariner said...

If that mascot is a guy, I feel sorry for him since he ain't got no package. If it's a gal, I feel sorry for SOTG since there's a lack of a camel toe...


I know - that's just wrong and I'm going to hades for it...

Submariner said...

UGA wasn't impressed. Despite the advance hype, Andrew (black hair/white shirt) was only able to get 16 inches of the tail down his throat before he gagged...

Submariner said...

So UGA, are those Puma's?

Submariner said...

Surely SOMEWHERE in the stadium there was a rough and ready top looking for a bottom with a bulldog attitude to mutual pleasure?

divine miss m said...

If I'm ever tempted to complain about my job, I should instead be thankful I don't have to get groped while wearing a giant animal head and polyester pants in the hot Georgia sun.

Tomslick said...

As Barney Frank leads the battle cry,,,,,,Do me Do me DO me

Van Helsing said...

A mighty gaseous blast soon put the Bulldog's attackers at bay.

Submariner said...

Just a bit more to the left and I'm gonna demonstrate what happens when the sh!t really hits the fan!

Submariner said...

Hey! The above cap works even better when you note the phot below! I made a two-fer!

TC said...

"College Women!"
Like a Viking! we are burning wood in celebrate of a birthday....

Fetch me a Red Sock to toss on the fire.

T. Harris said...

Keep lookin' guys, I know he's got a bone hid here somewhere!

T. Harris said...

Maurice Clarett resorts to subterfuge to finally get back on a football field.

racerboy said...

Cindy Sheehan began to think the new gynecologist referral was a bit suspect after being asked to don the "traditional" headpiece and matching cleats...

sonicfrog said...

Nope. Castro's little helper isn't in here....

Submariner said...

Definitiely NOT "Inflated-Scrotum-Dog."

curly said...

Hung like a Ken doll...