Thursday, August 10, 2006

Welcome to Thursday

1. ♫ Three little maids from school are we...♫

2. Enjoy it while you can, babes. This beach goes Muslim in next week.

3. 'Ow to speak Clinton: Intern pool.

4. "That was brilliant, slipping 80cc of horse tranq into Hef's morning enema. Now, we've got the whole day to ourselves."

5. "You know, it's just not the same without my brother peeing on me."

Best of Adjustah
K'Fed' wondered how he was going to keep this from showing up on his Amex statement...

Best of curly
"Isn't it amazing how we lined up in descending order from the biggest boobs to the smallest?"

Best of lawhawk
I dream of Jenna in triplicate.

Best of divine miss m
Submariner must be eagerly awaiting high tide!

Best of prince of leaves
Mermaid beachings were just one more sign of the deadly effects of global warming.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Boys, grab the forensics kits... Looks like we had three more cases wash up in Aruba."

We call this photo "Son Of The Godfather's backyard when that Lotto ticket finally hits."

One liners that won't get you laid:"Hey, you girls must be chores, cuz your on my To-do list!"

Best of Submariner
High tide at last!!! Hold all calls...

Girl on the right; "Check out the action directly above me, but watch you don't get squirted in the eye!"

Source: John T. Greilick, Detroit News Photoblog

26 comments:

Brendt said...

It's so hot, that 2 out of every 3 hairstyles explode.

Anonymous said...

I'm such an opera nerd, V the K! I saw your reference to "The Mikado" and immediately had to double-check the saucy names of the three daughters of the Emperor.

Indeed, their names are (I kid you not): Yum-Yum, Pitti-Sing and Peep-Bo. Really suckers for accuracy, that Gilbert!

Perhaps we ought to have a contest whereby the 'three little maids from school' are given modern monikers? LOL!

Adjustah said...

K'Fed' wondered how he was going to keep this from showing up on his Amex statement...

curly said...

"A perfect day, girls! Cool water, white sand, no blondes in sight!"

"Isn't it amazing how we lined up in descending order from the biggest boobs to the smallest?"

lawhawk said...

I dream of Jenna in triplicate.

Dive right in, the water's excellent.

Someone get me a spatula, the one on the end is done...

divine miss m said...

Submariner must be eagerly awaiting high tide!

osama said...

"These three infidels will be great additions to my after life harem of 72 virgins."

prince of leaves said...

Mermaid beachings were just one more sign of the deadly effects of global warming.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Boys, grab the forensics kits... Looks like we had three more cases wash up in Aruba."

Son Of The Godfather said...

We call this photo "Son Of The Godfather's backyard when that Lotto ticket finally hits."

Son Of The Godfather said...

One liners that won't get you laid:
"Hey, you girls must be chores, cuz your on my To-do list!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

...that reminds me... I should pick up some sushi on the way home.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Andrew Sullivan: "Damn you, Global Warming!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

AP/Reuters caption:
Three Lebanese civilians perished when an Israeli missile struck a water tank yesterday.

(Green-helmet guy was nowhere in sight)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ladies, let this be a lesson to you... NEVER drink from an open container handed to you by Son Of The Godfather, Submariner, Rodney Dill, or Mr. Right!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

One tequila,
Two tequila,
Three tequila,
Floor.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, how'd V the K hack into my holodeck program?!?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Five times, really fast:
She smells of sea shells by the seashore...

Submariner said...

High tide at last!!! Hold all calls...

Submariner said...

hmmmmm, decisions, decisions!
Do I want less material or more taste?

Submariner said...

Never let it be said that ol' Subby isn't a gracious host.
(I got these specially designed pool floats just for the party I'm throwing for Son Of The Godfather and Rodney Dill.)

Submariner said...

OK, hot sun, hot oil, cool water, white sand, cold beer... where the heck is my cold beer? Damit! SOTG musta given me v1.0 of his holodeck program!

Submariner said...

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww! From this angle you can't help but look up those burhka's!

Submariner said...

Girl on the right; "Check out the action directly above me, but watch you don't get squirted in the eye!"

Adjustah said...

♫Three 'getting laids' from school, am I...♫

sonicfrog said...

Eanie, Meanie, Minie... Mo-rene!