1. ♫ Three little maids from school are we...♫
2. Enjoy it while you can, babes. This beach goes Muslim in next week.
3. 'Ow to speak Clinton: Intern pool.
4. "That was brilliant, slipping 80cc of horse tranq into Hef's morning enema. Now, we've got the whole day to ourselves."
5. "You know, it's just not the same without my brother peeing on me."
Best of Adjustah
K'Fed' wondered how he was going to keep this from showing up on his Amex statement...
Best of curly
"Isn't it amazing how we lined up in descending order from the biggest boobs to the smallest?"
Best of lawhawk
I dream of Jenna in triplicate.
Best of divine miss m
Submariner must be eagerly awaiting high tide!
Best of prince of leaves
Mermaid beachings were just one more sign of the deadly effects of global warming.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Boys, grab the forensics kits... Looks like we had three more cases wash up in Aruba."
We call this photo "Son Of The Godfather's backyard when that Lotto ticket finally hits."
One liners that won't get you laid:"Hey, you girls must be chores, cuz your on my To-do list!"
Best of Submariner
High tide at last!!! Hold all calls...
Girl on the right; "Check out the action directly above me, but watch you don't get squirted in the eye!"
Source: John T. Greilick, Detroit News Photoblog