1."Damn it, Hillary, I don't know where you got that cheap-ass weave but you're shedding all over the mutha-f*****' plane."
2. Reporters on Bush's 2000 Campaign Plane hated it when Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell made them join in the snake-handling.
3. Jarnell begins to suspect that Southwest Airlines does not want his business.
4. Meal service on Air Haiti leaves something to be desired.
5. Note to self: Flight attendants hate being called "Waitress."