1. Second from the right lost several points when judge Ryan Secrest thought her sash was challenging his sexual Orientation.
2. "We've got the attention of every man on the beach... except that John Mark Karr guy who won't come out of the McDonald's Playland."
3. Match the Cap This Regular to the Prom Date. A.) Sumariner B.)SOTG C.) What Me Worry, D.) Dwight the Troubled Teen E.) Jeff
4. The International Clinton Intern Alumni return from fat camp.
5. "Thanks for coming out. The thing is, this isn't really a beauty pageant. We were just looking for a body to photoshop Katie Couric's face on."
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Alas, there were six finalists before Miss France inexplicably surrendered to a bewildered life guard.
Best of Adjustah
Hey, the 2007 mail order Smelly Pirate Hooker catalogue is out early this year!
The Clinton Five-Pack.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, girl 2nd from the left (my left)... What country are you ashamed to be from?"
Best of Submariner
These are just girlie-girls. I want a real woman - where's the Divine Miss M and her mud suit??
Notice how the question "Who's up for naked Twister and Mazola?" only caught the attention of Miss Perv on the right end...
Source: SI
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"Hey, you on the right... You don't look Peruish."
OK V, your No:1 is a keeper. :)
Presenting the group responsible for creating the verification words for V the K's Caption This page.
"Hey, girl 2nd from the left (my left)... What country are you ashamed to be from?"
Re: Those little swimsuit rings...
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness, do naughty things...
Fembots International
There are endless reasons to hate radical Islam...
Putting these stiffy-enablers in burkhas, for example...
Re your #1:
1-A, 2-A, 3-A, 4-A, and 5-A. (What can I say? I finished high school in 3 years but kept going back for the proms...)
Ooooooooh!
I can't wait for high tide!
Sub - That was his #3... Back to school for you! heh
SOTG - uh, well what I meant was, uh, his best, (yeah, best - that's the ticket!) therefore his "number 1."
Crap! Hate it when I get caught in a goof...
Why don't we get you out those wet suits, and into a dry martini?
Although the competition was stiff and often contentious, pagent officials were unanimous on one decision: "Next year, thinner sashes."
"Uh, Sweetheart, is it cold out here, or is your Katakangi mispunctuated?"
"Bikini Thursday" is always fun for the staff at Submariner's estate; so is "Baby Oil Friday."
The deleted scenes from Gene Jarecki's Why We Fight are the only parts of the DVD worth watching.
Betty Crocker's Asian Pacific division unveils it's five new flavors of "Sushi Helper."
Alas, there were six finalists before Miss France inexplicably surrendered to a bewildered life guard.
"Second from the left" looks nervous not only because nobody but the Japanese know where she's from, but she also forgot her gaudy necklace.
Re: #3... I wish, VtheK, I wish...
Because I'm always a gentleman, I will provide a necklace for Miss ImashamedofwhereI'mfrom (2nd from left).
Outtakes from the beauty pagent: the way several contestants 'earned' their beads.
Notice I get the blonde! Speaking of blondes:
Miss Argentina was the winner, but being a blonde meant that it took four brunettes to help her find the winners circle.
The blondie got into a nasty argument when she asked the gal to her left where she was from: "Uruguay"..."No I'm not!"...”I said ‘Uruguay’!"..."No I'm not!"
"Miss Argentina, is that a butterfly on your boob, or are you just happy to see me?"
Hey, the 2007 mail order Smelly Pirate Hooker catalogue is out early this year!
The Clinton Five-Pack.
These are just girlie-girls. I want a real woman - where's the Divine Miss M and her mud suit??
Notice how the question "Who's up for naked Twister and Mazola?" only caught the attention of Miss Perv on the right end...
Miss Spain, Miss Argentina, Miss Uruguay, Miss Peru and Miss un-named additional Hispanic country... My fantasy of conducting my very own "Spanish Inquisition" appears to be coming true!
Ellen Degenerate looked at the girls and mused; "I didn't know there was such a thing as Hispanic Smorgasborg..."
Mike at Mike's America and Jonathan Leffingwell don't understand our appeal!
Diversity-ya gotta love it!
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