Thursday, August 31, 2006
The Thursday Babes
1. Second from the right lost several points when judge Ryan Secrest thought her sash was challenging his sexual Orientation.
2. "We've got the attention of every man on the beach... except that John Mark Karr guy who won't come out of the McDonald's Playland."
3. Match the Cap This Regular to the Prom Date. A.) Sumariner B.)SOTG C.) What Me Worry, D.) Dwight the Troubled Teen E.) Jeff
4. The International Clinton Intern Alumni return from fat camp.
5. "Thanks for coming out. The thing is, this isn't really a beauty pageant. We were just looking for a body to photoshop Katie Couric's face on."
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Alas, there were six finalists before Miss France inexplicably surrendered to a bewildered life guard.
Best of Adjustah
Hey, the 2007 mail order Smelly Pirate Hooker catalogue is out early this year!
The Clinton Five-Pack.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, girl 2nd from the left (my left)... What country are you ashamed to be from?"
Best of Submariner
These are just girlie-girls. I want a real woman - where's the Divine Miss M and her mud suit??
Notice how the question "Who's up for naked Twister and Mazola?" only caught the attention of Miss Perv on the right end...