Thursday, August 31, 2006

Thursday Babe - Wannabe

1. A member of the LPGA tour takes time off from her busy schedule to protest against Israel.

2. Pedro had had it up to here with Leon's "Identity Issues"

3. John Mark Karr joins an anti-Bush protest.

4. Another triumph for sex education in the public schools.

5. Ever since the botched abortion, Debby's hormones have been out of control.

6. It begins when they ask you to hold their purse at the mall. It ends like this.

7. Jimmy Carter's son Jack campaigns for the senate in Nevada on a pro-choice platform.

8. "Um, Dude. This is the anti-Bush rally. The pro-polygamy rally is two blocks thattaway."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Is there a "morning after" pill to get rid of stupid people?

"Jeeez David, all I did was ask you what that fleshy membrane hanging out of your dufflebag was... Take a chill-pill, man."

William Hung advertises the release of his strangely-titled new CD.

Best of Submariner
Son Of The Godfather said... Is there a "morning after" pill to get rid of stupid people? Yes bro; it's called a .357 magnum soft point...

Best of Silhouette
Debby hoped to earn college tuition by becoming a surrogate mother. Her appearance and her poor choice of business slogans, however, doomed her to failure.

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Starting a dealership turned out to be a lot harder than Kyle thought, as no one made him an offer on his Toyota Uterus all day.

Best of David Simon
Just in case anyone wanted further proof that "peace" activists are pussies.

I guess that hermaphrodite didn't like my suggestion to go f*ck itself.

k.d. lang holds up a sign showing the name of her latest ditty.

Best of associatecontributor1
It had been two-weeks into his business venture and Fred was having a really hard time gaining any traction. Apparantly being a deaf-mute Pimp is not as easy as it sounds.

Best of What, me worry?
Signs of an overly possessive pimp.

Best of Adjustah
Hazing the exchange students was always fun.

Best of David
Jim protests the zoning restrictions that would prohibit him from opening a used book store in the whale uterus he bought on ebay.

Fake word a day calendar defining uterus as "privately owned tract of land" - $5
Gas money to drive your buddy to the Kelo decision protest - $27
Getting his picture in the paper - Priceless.

Best of curly
His business may indeed be Uterus, but it is a wholly owned subsidiary of Female Reproductive Systems Inc.

Best of the paperboy
Have you seen my girlfriend? She left me her sign when she went into the bathroom five hours ago.

Next time, do a little investigation before investing in a franchise.

Best of evariste
I'm sorry, Mrs. Garrison, but your vaginoplasty didn't actually include a uterus.

Don't worry dude, Uterus is still a planet. It's just Plato that they're delisting.

Best of Mr. Right
Yet another picture proving that only the most "attractive" womyn end up becoming hardcore feminists!

Moments later, Jeff's father would finally take him aside for that long overdue talk he'd been putting off for far too long now...

Best of jbinnout
Early attempts at advertizing for the new "Pink Taco" restaurant proved to be disappointing.

Best of CJ
The Illustrated Dictionary presents: whipped.
Hat tip: Van Helsing

50 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yes, David, you can get all the abortions you want... No one's stoppin' ya.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is there a "morning after" pill to get rid of stupid people?

Son Of The Godfather said...

He's a carni... Showing off his freakishly deformed body is, indeed, his business.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Please, Mr.SOTG sir, I no can write English good. Can you to help me making war-protest sign?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

And his girlfriend's sign?...
"Hands off my balls"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Jeeez David, all I did was ask you what that fleshy membrane hanging out of your dufflebag was... Take a chill-pill, man."

Son Of The Godfather said...

William Hung advertises the release of his strangely-titled new CD.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Is there a "morning after" pill to get rid of stupid people?


Yes bro; it's called a .357 magnum soft point...

Silhouette said...

Debby hoped to earn college tuition by becoming a surrogate mother. Her appearance and her poor choice of business slogans, however, doomed her to failure.

Son Of The Godfather said...

LOL @ Sub - Me likey your thinking. ;)

Submariner said...

ORA:

I'm embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.

Submariner said...

Evidently, he thinks he's a doctor that performs hysterectomies...

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Starting a dealership turned out to be a lot harder than Kyle thought, as no one made him an offer on his Toyota Uterus all day.

David Simon said...

Just in case anyone wanted further proof that "peace" activists are pussies.

MrBill said...

What a dipshit!

associatecontributor1 said...

It had been two-weeks into his business venture and Fred was having a really hard time gaining any traction. Apparantly being a mute Pimp is not as easy as it sounds.

What, me worry? said...

Meanwhile, at the Ute-R-Us franchise picnic, Pablo's hyphen phobia once again proves awkward.

What, me worry? said...

Raised by gay parents to grow up gay, Pablo's two dads taught him that ANUS and UTERUS were synonymous and what goes into his anus/uterus was nobody’s business.

What, me worry? said...

Signs of an overly possessive pimp.

What, me worry? said...

What happens in my uterus stays in my uterus.

David Simon said...

I guess that hermaphrodite didn't like my suggestion to go f*ck itself.

David Simon said...

k.d. lang holds up a sign showing the name of her latest ditty.

Van Helsing said...

If this guy's business is his uterus, it's being subsidized by the government. Otherwise how could he stay out of bankruptcy?

Adjustah said...

Hazing the exchange students was always fun.

Submariner said...

Bill didn't understand how this was "a big adventure" and just where the heck WAS Ted anyways?

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan, movie critic; "For ruining a great concept with women-part references, I have to give '...and Dumbererest (the sequel's sequel)' one limp wang. Trust me girlfriend, you're better off tossing a salad."

Submariner said...

Although he hadn't yet found Santa and the Green Bishop, Billy was still enjoying the Gay Pride Parade enough to have to use whatever sign was handy...

David said...

Jim protests the zoning restrictions that would prohibit him from opening a used book store in the whale uterus he bought on ebay.

"What do you mean, my wife's uterus isn't my property, I pay for it!"

Fake word a day calendar defining uterus as "privately owned tract of land" - $5
Gas money to drive your buddy to the Kelo decision protest - $27
Getting his picture in the paper - Priceless.

OT - I started a new blog:
Gay Celebrity Crap

curly said...

My penis -- my pride.

My wife's vagina is her business -- I just pay through the nose for it.

Uterus -- what are you to us?

His business may indeed be Uterus, but it is a wholly owned subsidiary of Female Reproductive Systems Inc.

Submariner said...

And the flip side of kd's sign?
"penis - it's what's for dinner"



yeah, yeah, I know - "going to hell" yada yada yada.

Anonymous said...

A c*nt without a uterus, without benefit of a hysterectomy.

MP Martin said...

Have you seen my girlfriend? She left me her sign when she went into the bathroom five hours ago.

MP Martin said...

Dude, get a life. Oh. You're trying to gestate one. Good luck.

MP Martin said...

Next time, do a little investigation before investing in a franchise.

evariste said...

I'm sorry, Mrs. Garrison, but your vaginoplasty didn't actually include a uterus.

evariste said...

Don't worry dude, Uterus is still a planet. It's just Plato that they're delisting.

Mr. Right said...

Yet another picture proving that only the most "attractive" women end up becoming hardcore feminists!

Mr. Right said...

Moments later, Jeff's father would finally take him aside for that long overdue talk he'd been putting off for far too long now...

Mr. Right said...

"Good Lord, Ken! I told you to invest a few bucks for some decent business cards! That's no way to sell used body parts!"

Mr. Right said...

Let's play everybody's favorite new game, Where's Weirdo!

sonicfrog said...

Here is a guy who really loves his girlfriend. Jeeze! I wonder what deep dark secret his girlfriend is holding over him??? That must have been one wild bachelor party.

sonicfrog said...

k. d. lange excersizing her civil rights...

sonicfrog said...

Either he's a hermaphrodite, or his knowledge of human anatomy was aquired through the California education system.

sonicfrog said...

I love hanging out with Dan and his girlfriend. They both have such a wicked sense of humor. If you think this is funny, across the street, she holds a placard saying:

"Two Four Six Eight
We can stand and urinate!"

divine miss m said...

Ten bucks says he's hiding man-boobs and a handbag behind that sign.

jbinnout said...

Early attempts at advertizing for the new "Pink Taco" restaurant proved to be disappointing.

divine miss m said...

Finding innovative ways to make fun of new exchange students is still held in high regard.

Rodney Dill said...

(bumper sticker on back)
My Other Sign says, "Boobs not Bombs"

Curly's Emoticons said...

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