1. A member of the LPGA tour takes time off from her busy schedule to protest against Israel.
2. Pedro had had it up to here with Leon's "Identity Issues"
3. John Mark Karr joins an anti-Bush protest.
4. Another triumph for sex education in the public schools.
5. Ever since the botched abortion, Debby's hormones have been out of control.
6. It begins when they ask you to hold their purse at the mall. It ends like this.
7. Jimmy Carter's son Jack campaigns for the senate in Nevada on a pro-choice platform.
8. "Um, Dude. This is the anti-Bush rally. The pro-polygamy rally is two blocks thattaway."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Is there a "morning after" pill to get rid of stupid people?
"Jeeez David, all I did was ask you what that fleshy membrane hanging out of your dufflebag was... Take a chill-pill, man."
William Hung advertises the release of his strangely-titled new CD.
Best of Submariner
Son Of The Godfather said... Is there a "morning after" pill to get rid of stupid people? Yes bro; it's called a .357 magnum soft point...
Best of Silhouette
Debby hoped to earn college tuition by becoming a surrogate mother. Her appearance and her poor choice of business slogans, however, doomed her to failure.
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Starting a dealership turned out to be a lot harder than Kyle thought, as no one made him an offer on his Toyota Uterus all day.
Best of David Simon
Just in case anyone wanted further proof that "peace" activists are pussies.
I guess that hermaphrodite didn't like my suggestion to go f*ck itself.
k.d. lang holds up a sign showing the name of her latest ditty.
Best of associatecontributor1
It had been two-weeks into his business venture and Fred was having a really hard time gaining any traction. Apparantly being a deaf-mute Pimp is not as easy as it sounds.
Best of What, me worry?
Signs of an overly possessive pimp.
Best of Adjustah
Hazing the exchange students was always fun.
Best of David
Jim protests the zoning restrictions that would prohibit him from opening a used book store in the whale uterus he bought on ebay.
Fake word a day calendar defining uterus as "privately owned tract of land" - $5
Gas money to drive your buddy to the Kelo decision protest - $27
Getting his picture in the paper - Priceless.
Best of curly
His business may indeed be Uterus, but it is a wholly owned subsidiary of Female Reproductive Systems Inc.
Best of the paperboy
Have you seen my girlfriend? She left me her sign when she went into the bathroom five hours ago.
Next time, do a little investigation before investing in a franchise.
Best of evariste
I'm sorry, Mrs. Garrison, but your vaginoplasty didn't actually include a uterus.
Don't worry dude, Uterus is still a planet. It's just Plato that they're delisting.
Best of Mr. Right
Yet another picture proving that only the most "attractive" womyn end up becoming hardcore feminists!
Moments later, Jeff's father would finally take him aside for that long overdue talk he'd been putting off for far too long now...
Best of jbinnout
Early attempts at advertizing for the new "Pink Taco" restaurant proved to be disappointing.
Best of CJ
The Illustrated Dictionary presents: whipped.
Hat tip: Van Helsing