Thursday, August 10, 2006

A stain on my soul

1. "Do I get the internship, Senator Clinton?"

2. "So,what'd'ya say, now, coach? Does Billy start at quarterback this season?"

3. "But ... I'm not a tranny." And then, Andrew Sullivan woke up screaming.

4. "But... Barney Frank always swallowed."

5. Nina Burleigh thanks Bill Clinton for keeping abortion legal.

6. With a little extra effort, it *is* still possible to get a 3.5% Adjustable Rate Mortgage.

Best of Cybrludite
A dramatic re-enactment of Mike Wallace's views of Iranian President Ahmadinejad as expressed on Hannity's radio show.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
♪ So here's to goo, Mr. President,
Monica loves you more than you will know...
That skanky ho...
a ho ho ho... ♪

Cool slogan #452:"Puma: When you need to get ahead."

Is the ad for "Puma", or for 7-11's "Big Gulp"?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Applying pressure to that area ain't gonna help, hon. He ain't leaking from there.

Puma: only for when you want to get there fast.

Best of Submariner
Andrew sniffed; "I can do better and I have more sense than to wear lace with plaid!"

Thanks, babe; but you didn't have to spit on your thigh...

Jennifer Love Hewitt wins her next part.

Best of Chrees
"Sorry Posh... David's still going to be dropped from the squad."

Best of Adjustah
Spooma.

Best of curly
"You'll have to swallow...no liquids on the plane."

Best of GOP & College
Jimmy knew his brunette date was actually blonde when she didn't know that the pants had to be *down* for this task.

Best of Rodney Dill
"That's a double dribble." (Well, Kobe saw she was open... - V)

H/Tip: Timmeh, who apparently lurks around places like this

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

They didn't name her "Bobbie" for nothing.


(verification word: PNDYKK)

Cybrludite said...

A dramatic re-enactment of Mike Wallace's views of Iranian President Ahmadinejad as expressed on Hannity's radio show.

Son Of The Godfather said...

To the tune of "Mrs. Robinson":
So here's to goo, Mr. President,
Monica loves you more than you will know...
That skanky ho...
a ho ho ho...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cool slogan #452:
"Puma: When you need to get ahead."

Son Of The Godfather said...

NOW we know how Maureen Dowd got to be a columnist!...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is the ad for "Puma", or for 7-11's "Big Gulp"?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great...
When a sperm is waaaaasted,
God gets quite irate...

Let the heathens spill theirs,
upon the dusty ground...
God will make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Applying pressure to that area ain't gonna help, hon. He ain't leaking from there.

Submariner said...

Cool slogan #716:
Puma: only for when you want to get there fast.

Submariner said...

ORA:

No, honey; "blow" is only an expression... Time for the news!

Submariner said...

Andrew sniffed; "I can do better and I have more sense than to wear lace with plaid!"

Submariner said...

Ms Degenerate? Are you sure this is "how a Geisha parts her hair?"

Submariner said...

Thanks, babe; but you didn't have to spit on your thigh...

Submariner said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt wins her next part.

Zeke said...

Though Bambi was a member of the plumbers Union, she had never even touched a wrench in her life.

Chrees said...

"Sorry Posh... David's still going to be dropped from the squad."

Adjustah said...

Spooma.

Jonathan said...

That was great, Monica...but I said "Don't WRECK the ELECTION!"

curly said...

"You'll have to swallow...no liquids on the plane."

GOP & College said...

Jimmy knew his brunette date was actually blonde when she didn't know that the pants had to be *down* for this task.

Rodney Dill said...

To offset the Nike Just Do It ad, Puma comes up with Just Chew It

Rodney Dill said...

"That's a double dribble."