1. "Do I get the internship, Senator Clinton?" 2. "So,what'd'ya say, now, coach? Does Billy start at quarterback this season?"
3. "But ... I'm not a tranny." And then, Andrew Sullivan woke up screaming.
4. "But... Barney Frank always swallowed."
5. Nina Burleigh thanks Bill Clinton for keeping abortion legal.
6. With a little extra effort, it *is* still possible to get a 3.5% Adjustable Rate Mortgage.
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A dramatic re-enactment of Mike Wallace's views of Iranian President Ahmadinejad as expressed on Hannity's radio show.
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♪ So here's to goo, Mr. President,
Monica loves you more than you will know...
That skanky ho...
a ho ho ho... ♪
Cool slogan #452:"Puma: When you need to get ahead."
Is the ad for "Puma", or for 7-11's "Big Gulp"?
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Applying pressure to that area ain't gonna help, hon. He ain't leaking from there.
Puma: only for when you want to get there fast.
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Andrew sniffed; "I can do better and I have more sense than to wear lace with plaid!"
Thanks, babe; but you didn't have to spit on your thigh...
Jennifer Love Hewitt wins her next part.
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"Sorry Posh... David's still going to be dropped from the squad."
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Spooma.
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"You'll have to swallow...no liquids on the plane."
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Jimmy knew his brunette date was actually blonde when she didn't know that the pants had to be *down* for this task.
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"That's a double dribble." (Well, Kobe saw she was open... - V)
H/Tip: Timmeh, who apparently lurks around places like this
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They didn't name her "Bobbie" for nothing.
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A dramatic re-enactment of Mike Wallace's views of Iranian President Ahmadinejad as expressed on Hannity's radio show.
To the tune of "Mrs. Robinson":
♪ So here's to goo, Mr. President,
Monica loves you more than you will know...
That skanky ho...
a ho ho ho... ♪
Cool slogan #452:
"Puma: When you need to get ahead."
NOW we know how Maureen Dowd got to be a columnist!...
Is the ad for "Puma", or for 7-11's "Big Gulp"?
♪ Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great...
When a sperm is waaaaasted,
God gets quite irate...
Let the heathens spill theirs,
upon the dusty ground...
God will make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found. ♪
Applying pressure to that area ain't gonna help, hon. He ain't leaking from there.
Cool slogan #716:
Puma: only for when you want to get there fast.
ORA:
No, honey; "blow" is only an expression... Time for the news!
Andrew sniffed; "I can do better and I have more sense than to wear lace with plaid!"
Ms Degenerate? Are you sure this is "how a Geisha parts her hair?"
Thanks, babe; but you didn't have to spit on your thigh...
Jennifer Love Hewitt wins her next part.
Though Bambi was a member of the plumbers Union, she had never even touched a wrench in her life.
"Sorry Posh... David's still going to be dropped from the squad."
Spooma.
That was great, Monica...but I said "Don't WRECK the ELECTION!"
"You'll have to swallow...no liquids on the plane."
Jimmy knew his brunette date was actually blonde when she didn't know that the pants had to be *down* for this task.
To offset the Nike Just Do It ad, Puma comes up with Just Chew It
"That's a double dribble."
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