1. "Game of chicken? No... turkey, perhaps... or ostrich?"
2. The Man Who Thought His Wife Was a Hat visits Warp Tour.
3. "Well, Doc, it all started as a wart on my ass..."
4. "Well, we're going to roll her in flower ... and you can finish the rest of the joke yourselves."
5. Forced by British Labor Laws to hire a wider range of body types, Goldfinger still managed to find female assassins who could still snap a man's neck with their thighs.
6. "Ssssh, we've got those Chinese businessmen convinced she's a giant panda. They'll pay $50,000 for her gall bladder if you don't queer the deal."
7. Roseanne Barr has trouble finding a fourth for the orgy.
8. Best of GOP & College
Oh, I'm sorry ma'am, you need to purchase two seats to go any higher than that...
Best of Submariner
I count 5 boobs getting their picture taken...
It puts the LOTION on my EARS!
Andrew Sullivan was dissappointed in the results of his websearch for "Shirtless Studs Sporting a Huge Package"
Best of The Man
WHOA Tammy... What did you eat for lunch?
Best of Six degrees of blondness
Like it? It's my new mode of transportation: a "Johnway", with a "Sidecar Bob". Steering is controlled by how hard I squeeze either side of his head.
Best of curly
Darleen’s bowel movements are always amazing! In this picture, her pile looks like two men!
“If you can lift me you can lay me!”
When Joe saw the eHarmony description stating “full figured gal looking for uplifting experiences”, he had something else in mind.
Best of What, me worry?
At the Gay/Lesbian Amateur Film Festival’s remake of MAD MAX BEYOND THE THUNDERDOME, Peggy Sue was the smallest woman that they could find to play “Master” and Jerome was the biggest man they could find to play “Blaster”.
Behind every successful man there's a good woman. On the shoulders of every drunken horny loser there’s a fugly biker mama with wild hair.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I said you'd look cool in a PHat hat, you idiot!"
Forgive me, Dr. Seuss:
In French 'gros chapeau'...
In Mexico, 'La Gorda' as a sombrero."
We call this photo: "Chiropractor's Dream"
Best of Rodney Dill
When Smelly Pirate Hookers meet Krispy Kreme.
Best of David Simon
"Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Johnny." "Neither, it's my hernia from lifting your bovine sea cow of a sister. Now hurry up and take the damn picture!"
Best of Cybrludite
#4 continued: ...but we couoldn't find a deep fryer big enough!
Best of divine miss m
Best of jbinnout
"Ok, now Laars, you grab her left leg and spin her 180 degrees"
Best of the paperboy
I've had a monkey on my back, but never a Gigantopithecus.
"Take the trash out! Put the toilet seat down! Put on some clothes! Get a job!" This bitch's been ridin' my ass all day!
Best of Tomslick
It's tough to say cheese when I just counted my 5th lumbar vertebrae slide out of my asshole.
Best of Dusty
When I signed on the help promote Rosie O'Donnell's joining "The View", I thought the pay was too good!
Best of Adjustah
It's so sweet to see Kevin and Britney renewing their vows...
Hat Tip: Timmeh!