Monday, August 21, 2006

Slithering off into Obscurity


1. "What do you mean 'All the subtlety of a Puma ad?'"

2. "Well, ain't this a mutha-F***in' metaphor."

3. Skillful Use of Photoshop erased every trace of Samuel L. Jackson's early work in homoerotic solo Pr0n.

4. "Hello, Dr. Freud? You're gonna have a mutha-f***in' field day with this one."

5. "Hi, Ving Rhames. Yeah, I got the package. Nice try."

Best of curly
"Yes Senator Boxer, your twin sister is still alive. I merely have her in a mild choke hold".

Best of sonicfrog
NO! I WON'T "PLEASE HOLD!!!!!!" Mother F***ing Damned It! I knew I shouldn't have bought these things from Dell...

Uhm Doc..... Are you SURE you told me ALL the side effects of viagra?????

Best of prince of leaves
"Yes, is this the Trojan novelties product-support hotline?"

Best of Submariner
Uh, no Andrew. It ain't no mutha-f***in' CHICKEN I'm chokin'...

I don't care if it IS the best way to tell if it's poisonous; I ain't gettin' close enough to look at the shape of its mutha-f****in' eyes!

Hillary? Vince Foster - What exactly are you trying to tell me with this "gift?"

Let's see Bob Newhart top THIS phone skit.

Best of Van Helsing
"Hello, Doc? I seem to be experiencing side effects from the Levitra..."

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I don't know if it 'looks like a b#tch'! How can you tell if a mutha-f***in' snake looks like a b#tch?"

Best of Cricket
"You want the serial number?"

Best of What, me worry?
“What am I doin’? Chocking my mutha-F***in' chicken, metaphorically speaking.”


Hat Tip: DVM
Source: Entertainme Weakly

19 comments:

curly said...

"Yes Senator Boxer, your twin sister is still alive. I merely have her in a mild choke hold".

curly said...

“Hello, Medusa? I’m interested in getting a snake-hair transplant.”

sonicfrog said...

NO! I WON'T "PLEASE HOLD!!!!!!" Mother F***ing Damned It! I knew I shouldn't have bought these things from Dell...

sonicfrog said...

Shit Man! I told you! Once you had black you NEVER go back....

sonicfrog said...

Uhm Doc..... Are you SURE you told me ALL the side effects of viagra?????

Cybrludite said...

Yeah, looks like I'm gonna need a new lawyer...

prince of leaves said...

"Yes, is this the Trojan novelties product-support hotline?"

Submariner said...

Uh, no Andrew. It ain't no mutha-f***in' CHICKEN I'm chokin'...

Van Helsing said...

"Hello, Doc? I seem to be experiencing side effects from the Levitra..."

Jonathan said...

"Damn! I shoulda listened to th' b#tch when she said she was from mutha-f***in' Three Mile Island!"

Jonathan said...

"I don't know if it 'looks like a b#tch'! How can you tell if a mutha-f***in' snake looks like a b#tch?"

Submariner said...

I don't care if it IS the best way to tell if it's poisonous; I ain't gettin' close enough to look at the shape of its mutha-f****in' eyes!

Submariner said...

Hillary? Vince Foster - What exactly are you trying to tell me with this "gift?"

Submariner said...

Ving, seriously, when I said I wanted to ride the Anaconda, I was talkin' 'bout a rollercoaster...

Submariner said...

y'know... a guy could drown in those eyes...

Cricket said...

"You want the serial number?"

"Next time send a real snake to do the job. Like Hillary. Or Bill."

Submariner said...

No Whitney, I asked if YOU wanted to "ride MY Anaconda." But the good news is you aren't having the DT's again...

Submariner said...

Let's see Bob Newhart top THIS phone skit.

What, me worry? said...

“What am I doin’? Chocking my mutha-F***in' chicken, metaphorically speaking.”

“So this whole movie is a conspiracy conjured up by the feminists, who suffer from penis envy, and the gays, who will subconsciously pay to see anything phallic? That’s nice, now where’s my mutha-F***in' check?”