Monday, August 21, 2006
Slithering off into Obscurity
1. "What do you mean 'All the subtlety of a Puma ad?'"
2. "Well, ain't this a mutha-F***in' metaphor."
3. Skillful Use of Photoshop erased every trace of Samuel L. Jackson's early work in homoerotic solo Pr0n.
4. "Hello, Dr. Freud? You're gonna have a mutha-f***in' field day with this one."
5. "Hi, Ving Rhames. Yeah, I got the package. Nice try."
Best of curly
"Yes Senator Boxer, your twin sister is still alive. I merely have her in a mild choke hold".
Best of sonicfrog
NO! I WON'T "PLEASE HOLD!!!!!!" Mother F***ing Damned It! I knew I shouldn't have bought these things from Dell...
Uhm Doc..... Are you SURE you told me ALL the side effects of viagra?????
Best of prince of leaves
"Yes, is this the Trojan novelties product-support hotline?"
Best of Submariner
Uh, no Andrew. It ain't no mutha-f***in' CHICKEN I'm chokin'...
I don't care if it IS the best way to tell if it's poisonous; I ain't gettin' close enough to look at the shape of its mutha-f****in' eyes!
Hillary? Vince Foster - What exactly are you trying to tell me with this "gift?"
Let's see Bob Newhart top THIS phone skit.
Best of Van Helsing
"Hello, Doc? I seem to be experiencing side effects from the Levitra..."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I don't know if it 'looks like a b#tch'! How can you tell if a mutha-f***in' snake looks like a b#tch?"
Best of Cricket
"You want the serial number?"
Best of What, me worry?
“What am I doin’? Chocking my mutha-F***in' chicken, metaphorically speaking.”
Hat Tip: DVM
Source: Entertainme Weakly