1. "What do you mean 'All the subtlety of a Puma ad?'"
2. "Well, ain't this a mutha-F***in' metaphor."
3. Skillful Use of Photoshop erased every trace of Samuel L. Jackson's early work in homoerotic solo Pr0n.
4. "Hello, Dr. Freud? You're gonna have a mutha-f***in' field day with this one."
5. "Hi, Ving Rhames. Yeah, I got the package. Nice try."
Best of curly
"Yes Senator Boxer, your twin sister is still alive. I merely have her in a mild choke hold".
Best of sonicfrog
NO! I WON'T "PLEASE HOLD!!!!!!" Mother F***ing Damned It! I knew I shouldn't have bought these things from Dell...
Uhm Doc..... Are you SURE you told me ALL the side effects of viagra?????
Best of prince of leaves
"Yes, is this the Trojan novelties product-support hotline?"
Best of Submariner
Uh, no Andrew. It ain't no mutha-f***in' CHICKEN I'm chokin'...
I don't care if it IS the best way to tell if it's poisonous; I ain't gettin' close enough to look at the shape of its mutha-f****in' eyes!
Hillary? Vince Foster - What exactly are you trying to tell me with this "gift?"
Let's see Bob Newhart top THIS phone skit.
Best of Van Helsing
"Hello, Doc? I seem to be experiencing side effects from the Levitra..."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I don't know if it 'looks like a b#tch'! How can you tell if a mutha-f***in' snake looks like a b#tch?"
Best of Cricket
"You want the serial number?"
Best of What, me worry?
“What am I doin’? Chocking my mutha-F***in' chicken, metaphorically speaking.”
Hat Tip: DVM
Source: Entertainme Weakly
19 comments:
"Yes Senator Boxer, your twin sister is still alive. I merely have her in a mild choke hold".
“Hello, Medusa? I’m interested in getting a snake-hair transplant.”
NO! I WON'T "PLEASE HOLD!!!!!!" Mother F***ing Damned It! I knew I shouldn't have bought these things from Dell...
Shit Man! I told you! Once you had black you NEVER go back....
Uhm Doc..... Are you SURE you told me ALL the side effects of viagra?????
Yeah, looks like I'm gonna need a new lawyer...
"Yes, is this the Trojan novelties product-support hotline?"
Uh, no Andrew. It ain't no mutha-f***in' CHICKEN I'm chokin'...
"Hello, Doc? I seem to be experiencing side effects from the Levitra..."
"Damn! I shoulda listened to th' b#tch when she said she was from mutha-f***in' Three Mile Island!"
"I don't know if it 'looks like a b#tch'! How can you tell if a mutha-f***in' snake looks like a b#tch?"
I don't care if it IS the best way to tell if it's poisonous; I ain't gettin' close enough to look at the shape of its mutha-f****in' eyes!
Hillary? Vince Foster - What exactly are you trying to tell me with this "gift?"
Ving, seriously, when I said I wanted to ride the Anaconda, I was talkin' 'bout a rollercoaster...
y'know... a guy could drown in those eyes...
"You want the serial number?"
"Next time send a real snake to do the job. Like Hillary. Or Bill."
No Whitney, I asked if YOU wanted to "ride MY Anaconda." But the good news is you aren't having the DT's again...
Let's see Bob Newhart top THIS phone skit.
“What am I doin’? Chocking my mutha-F***in' chicken, metaphorically speaking.”
“So this whole movie is a conspiracy conjured up by the feminists, who suffer from penis envy, and the gays, who will subconsciously pay to see anything phallic? That’s nice, now where’s my mutha-F***in' check?”
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