Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Sharp Dressed Man

1. "Oh, no, they forgot to safety pin his mittens to the sleeves."

2. In a sane and rational universe, the jacket would be white and have sleeves that buckled in the back.

3. Weekend at Kofi's.

4. Christiane Amanpour lived for quickie trysts in the back of helicopters.

5. Kofi Annan being eaten by zombies? Thank you, God!!

6. The security guard from the Mervyn's fitting rooms are relentless in their pursuit of shoplifters.

7. "Why don't you ever want to cuddle after our three-ways?"

8. Even with a man-purse, no one will ever mistake Kofi for Jack Bauer

9. Kofi liked the smell of Tyrone's farts so much he gave him a full-time six-figure UN job.

10. I don't think Kofi is passing his sobriety test.

Best of Submariner
Note to self; "Flip Wilson + Sikorsky + linen suit = hurried change of clothing enroute..."

Actually Tyrone, I asked you to pick up a COFFEE on the way to work...

Best of andthenblammo!
"Oh, gawd, the Secretary-General is being attacked by invisible spiders again. Get the invisible bug spray, stat!"

"Well, Mr Anderson, you thought your heavy man-tan would throw us agents off your track? Your understanding of the Matrix is.....faulty."

"Book him, Danno!"

Best of Cybrludite
"Your diplomatic immunity has been revoked by the government of Ghana. Mr. Annan, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law..." (Then the alarm clock went off & I woke up...)

Best of What, me worry?
Kofi Annan had to change quick; his old jacket was covered with Nasrallah's DNA.

Best of David Simon
Talk about snakes on a plane.
Best of Straight8
Tighty whities? That's gonna get ya a sternly worded memorandum!

Source: AP Israel

22 comments:

jeff said...

"It's so nice having minions!"

Submariner said...

Note to self;
"Flip Wilson + Sikorsky + linen suit = hurried change of clothing enroute..."

Submariner said...

Who knew? Avalon Manor delivers!

Submariner said...

no, No, NO Mr. Anon - "You put your left arm in, you pull your left arm out..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Agent J, after looking at the light FAR too many times.

Jay Guevara said...

"Yo, if yo gonna be impotent, you gotta look impotent!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Oh, gawd, the Secretary-General is being attacked by invisible spiders again. Get the invisible bug spray, stat!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Well, Mr Anderson, you thought your heavy man-tan would throw us agents off your track? Your understanding of the Matrix is.....faulty."

andthenblammo! said...

"Book him, Danno!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Yessir, Mr Secretary-General, women do go crazy for a sharp-dressed man!"

The Man said...

Kofi: please don't find my lip gloss....

Cybrludite said...

"Actually, your diplomatic immunity has been revoked by the government of Ghana. Mr. Annan, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand these rights?" (Then the alarm clock went off & I woke up...)

Submariner said...

V. - I nominate your #3 for the 'Best O' 2006' edition.

Submariner said...

Actually Tyrone, I asked you to pick up a COFFEE on the way to work...

What, me worry? said...

Kofi Annan guest hosts on MR. ROGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD.

Kofi Annan had to change quick; his old jacket was covered with Nasrallah's DNA.

David Simon said...

Talk about snakes on a plane.

David Simon said...

"Just as I suspected - no balls."

Submariner said...

Good thing the chopper's at your beck and call, Kofi. Now hurry up and don your UGA suit - kick off's in 3 minutes.

Adjustah said...

Animatronic Kofi was reserved for only very special occassions.

Submariner said...

Apple was right - Grape is wearing Hanes!

Straight8 said...

Tighty whities? That's gonna get ya a sternly worded memorandum!

Dusty said...

Just a routine check to see if the honorable Secretary General has wet himself again.