1. "Oh, no, they forgot to safety pin his mittens to the sleeves."
2. In a sane and rational universe, the jacket would be white and have sleeves that buckled in the back.
3. Weekend at Kofi's.
4. Christiane Amanpour lived for quickie trysts in the back of helicopters.
5. Kofi Annan being eaten by zombies? Thank you, God!!
6. The security guard from the Mervyn's fitting rooms are relentless in their pursuit of shoplifters.
7. "Why don't you ever want to cuddle after our three-ways?"
8. Even with a man-purse, no one will ever mistake Kofi for Jack Bauer
9. Kofi liked the smell of Tyrone's farts so much he gave him a full-time six-figure UN job.
10. I don't think Kofi is passing his sobriety test.
Best of Submariner
Note to self; "Flip Wilson + Sikorsky + linen suit = hurried change of clothing enroute..."
Actually Tyrone, I asked you to pick up a COFFEE on the way to work...
Best of andthenblammo!
"Oh, gawd, the Secretary-General is being attacked by invisible spiders again. Get the invisible bug spray, stat!"
"Well, Mr Anderson, you thought your heavy man-tan would throw us agents off your track? Your understanding of the Matrix is.....faulty."
"Book him, Danno!"
Best of Cybrludite
"Your diplomatic immunity has been revoked by the government of Ghana. Mr. Annan, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law..." (Then the alarm clock went off & I woke up...)
Best of What, me worry?
Kofi Annan had to change quick; his old jacket was covered with Nasrallah's DNA.
Best of David Simon
Talk about snakes on a plane.
Best of Straight8
Tighty whities? That's gonna get ya a sternly worded memorandum!
Source: AP Israel