Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Puppets and Jerks

1. Glenn Greenwald prepares to surf the blogosphere.

2. Two men with their elbows buried that deep and neither one is Andrew Sullivan? That's unusual.

3. Grown men who play with puppets; a key component of the Ned Lamont base.

4. "At Neverland, he insisted we use a real boy and a live Koala."

5. "I'm sorry, Mr. Koala won't give you a kiss. He hates you."

Best of David Simon
I'd be willing to bet that these masters also play with each other's meat puppets.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Isn't there some law about sexually abusing Muppets?...
No?!?...
Oh Miss PIIIIIIIggyyyy!... Come out, come out, wherever you are!...

Man-puppet to Koala-puppet: "Binky, I know this is very difficult for you... but could you show us where he touched you?..."
Koala-puppet to Man-puppet: "Dude, grab a clue... This guy behind me ain't no proctologist!"

"If you slice the vein right here lengthwise instead of across, it'll work faster and there'll be less pain."

Best of Mr. Right
PUPPET ON LEFT: "Hi! I'm Ned Lamont! Have you met my friend Markos Moulitsas yet?"
PUPPET ON RIGHT: "Yeah! He's so cool! By the way, I'm the new symbol of the Democrat Party, Screwball, the Commie-Red Lemming with the Yellow-Belly, and this is my good friend, George Soros!"

Best of Chrees
"As Larry's right-hand man, I'm very busy at times."

Best of Van Helsing
The Enumclaw puppet show quickly deteriorated.

Best of Adjustah
By 2027 Zack and Screetch were, basically, unemployable.

Best of lawhawk
Behind the scenes at the UN Security Council when John Bolton isn't around.

Best of curly
"OK...I'll be Dick Cheney, puppet master of President Bush; you'll be Iran's President Ahmadinejad, remotely controlling your Hezbollah dogs."

Best of sonicfrog
Eric Alterman to Paul Begaula: "One more time... (chuckles) Which one of us is Hezbollah and which is the Jew??? Oh shit man! I'm sooo high!!!"

Best of Submariner
Spread a little Preparation H on his forhead and we'll see if I lose this burning and itching sensation...

NPR has never quite understood that they are only an audio medium...

From: The BBC or something.

20 comments:

sonicfrog said...

"Hey! He's got his hand up my ass".

"Hey! Mine does too"!

David Simon said...

I'd be willing to bet that these masters also play with each other's meat puppets.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Isn't there some law about sexually abusing Muppets?...

No?!?...

Oh Miss PIIIIIIIggyyyy!... Come out, come out, wherever you are!...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Police weren't sure about what was the biggest clue in cracking the pedophile ring... It may have been the puppet molestation performance in front of pre-teens...

That, or the 23,000 photos of underage kids on their laptops.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Man-puppet to Koala-puppet: "Binky, I know this is very difficult for you... but could you show us where he touched you?..."

Koala-puppet to Man-puppet: "Dude, grab a clue... This guy behind me ain't no proctologist!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Witness the magic of two inanimate objects brought to life to the approval of a cheering crowd...

...Also, check out their puppets.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Man-puppet:
"If you slice the vein right here lengthwise instead of across, it'll work faster and there'll be less pain."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was a bad idea for Simon to open the puppet's mouth in front of a live audience without checking it first. The pubic hair could possibly be explained away, but the used condom was damning.

(Ewwwwwwwwww!)

Mr. Right said...

PUPPET ON LEFT: "Hi! I'm Ned Lamont! Have you met my friend Markos Moulitsas yet?"

PUPPET ON RIGHT: "Yeah! He's so cool! By the way, I'm the new symbol of the Democrat Party, Screwball, the Commie-Red Lemming with the Yellow-Belly, and this is my good friend, George Soros!"

Cybrludite said...

I dunno, Mr. Kolala. Am I supposed to be the hot babe for Thursday or are you?

Chrees said...

"As Larry's right-hand man, I'm very busy at times."

Van Helsing said...

The Enumclaw puppet show quickly deteriorated.

Adjustah said...

By 2027 Zack and Screetch were, basically, unemployable.

lawhawk said...

Behind the scenes at the UN Security Council when John Bolton isn't around.

curly said...

"OK...I'll be Dick Cheney, puppet master of President Bush; you'll be Iran's President Ahmadinejad, remotely controlling your Hezbollah dogs."

sonicfrog said...

Eric Alterman to Paul Begaula:

"One more time... (chuckles) Which one of us is Hezbollah and which is the Jew??? Oh shit man! I'm sooo high!!!"

Submariner said...

Spread a little Preparation H on his forhead and we'll see if I lose this burning and itching sensation...

Submariner said...

NPR has never quite understood that they are only an audio medium...

Rodney Dill said...

Will and Grace -- The Musical

Jonathan said...

Alfonso Arau never quite recaptured the limelight he had as El Guapo in "The Three Amigos", did he?