1. You must be this big to ride Tom Petty.
2. Tom Petty warns his audience how big Stevie Nicks thighs have gotten since she laid off the nose candy.
3. "Kobe, up here, I'm open."
4. Tom Petty would soon learn that the lyric "You don't have to live like a refugee" doesn;t go over well at a Dearborn 'Solidarity with Palestine' concert.
5. Tom Petty loves you th-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-s much.
Source: Detroit News Photoblog - John T Greilick