Tuesday, August 22, 2006

OK, Racerboy, But Only Because You Married My Best Friend

1. You must be this big to ride Tom Petty.

2. Tom Petty warns his audience how big Stevie Nicks thighs have gotten since she laid off the nose candy.

3. "Kobe, up here, I'm open."

4. Tom Petty would soon learn that the lyric "You don't have to live like a refugee" doesn;t go over well at a Dearborn 'Solidarity with Palestine' concert.

5. Tom Petty loves you th-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-s much.

6. "Y-M-C-A!"


Source: Detroit News Photoblog - John T Greilick

25 comments:

curly said...

Free Fallin’: Tom’s face without the constant botox treatments.

I Need To Know: After 30 years of crap, how long will it be before Americans quit listening to my stupid songs.

Don’t Come Around Here No More: What Tom here’s from the Gen X crowd at concerts.

Submariner said...

Hey Nagin; you're "short" baby...

Submariner said...

Even Dawn was impressed byt the white boy.

Submariner said...

I made Linda Lovelace gag...

Submariner said...

Hey, Tom; how big was the "sausage" they served you in that Thai resaraunt?

Submariner said...

I been geesed! (I can count, you know...)

Rodney Dill said...

"Holy Crap, those ARE the gates of hell."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Holy shnikees - Rosie's comin to gimme a hug and it looks like she's got a full head of steam..."

David Simon said...

Where will you be when your crystal meth kicks in?

David Simon said...

"I'm not taking anything away from George Romero as a director, but let's face it: his characters aren't much of a stretch for the likes of Tom Petty and Keith Richards."

David Simon said...

An irate Tom Petty fires his manager. "How could you let that Johnny Weir fellow pick out my clothes?!"

Cybrludite said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? (Though David's version works too.)

Adjustah said...

"E-e-electrical s-s-s-short!!!"

Cybrludite said...

"Ygnailh... ygnaiih... thflthkh'ngha.... Yog-Sothoth ...Y'bthnk... h'ehye - n'grkdl'lh..."

Anonymous said...

That's not a guitar, it's a speedo!

Submariner said...

Basketball, soccer, pairs ice-dancing and now guitar concerts! Isn't there ANYTHING beyond the talents of Steve Nash?
BTW, when'd Steve go blonde?

Anonymous said...

And now I will play without my hands! Hold on while I turn the guitar around...

Submariner said...

♪ ...and I'm freeeeeee; free-basing...♪

What, me worry? said...

The crowd knew that Tom's lip-syncing was getting sloppy when he started doing jumping jacks in the middle of a guitar riff.

Adjustah said...

♪...it's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ♪

divine miss m said...

Tom Petty performs "Into the Great Wide Open" in American Sign Language for his hearing-impaired fans.

Cybrludite said...

Contrary to historical belief, drugs and invocations do not mix. When the shit comes down, it is vitally necessary to be able to discern between the gibbering monstrosity you need to throw the holy water on and the gibbering monstrosity that will fade away after a few hours, some B-complex vitamins, and a good hot bath.

Submariner said...

"...and a shout to my peeps at the 'Blue Oyster.' uh-huh; you know who I'm talkin' about..."

Passionate Conservative said...

That f*cker Nagin's got NOTHING on me....

Submariner said...

"No muscle tone whatsover, and it had to have gapped like this!" Tom describes the horrific sight that awaited him when Helen Thomas decided the ladies' room line was too long and used the Kennedy Center's men's room.