1. This performance piece is called, 'Waking Up Drunk in Hyannis Port.'2. Inflatable Cindy Sheehan dolls are very popular in both the Lezbo and Hezbo communities.
3. Naked, filthy and deranged, Deb Frisch plots her next move.
4. That's what she gets for dating Tom Tom the Piper's Son.
5. For a Laurie Anderson video, this isn't really that weird.
6. Just remember, thanks to the Defense of Marriage Act, what happens in Massachusetts has no legal standing outside of Massachusetts.
7. The picture Ned Lamont's campaign doesn't want you to see.
8. We've replaced Bill Clinton with a dead hog. Let's see if his mistress notices.
9. Jimmy Dean wants you to know that all of its hogs are slaughtered under the most humane conditions possible.
10. Yeah, I never got Yoko Ono either.
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Getting “porked” or getting “goosed” can mean different things to different people.
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The Arnold the Pig story, next on E!True Hollywood.
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Man, these Bjork videos keep getting wierder...
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Next on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," we take a look at Dick Cheney's hunting trophies...
Not sure about the bird, but I'm fairly confident that tis picture shows Garafalo holding Striesand at a "Boobs not Bombs" rally...
Monk took one look at the crime scene and had series of episodes.
Saturday nights at the Ziffel residence were always special when Billie Jo visited from the 'Shady Rest.'
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Having captured the gay, lesbian, trans-gender and pedophile/NAMBLA demographics, the Democrat Party USA tries to appeal to the cross-species voters with this ad on The Daily KOS website.
Find John Murtha in this picture and win a free laptop!
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As worthless as tits on a bore? We are about to find out.
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"Honey, I appreciate getting breakfast in bed, but I think the ham is a little under-cooked..."
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Makin' bacon.
Ménage à trois, the San Francisco treat.
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Inside Edition: Bjork, circa 2001, trying to decide what to wear to the Oscars.
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Butter sculpture swan: $1000
'Low end' Thai hooker: $200 an hour
Dead pig: Uh, ok.
Waking up at Hunter S. Thompson's house: Priceless.
Still trying to piece this whole thing together...
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"Uh sweetheart, when I agreed to smoke your hog, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Finally, a David Lynch movie that I understand.
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"Welcome to Sprockets, and I am your host Deiter! Today we review the avant-garte Belgian film 'Farmer Miyagi's Lonely Housewife'!"
"Boy, those kids at the Kos convention sure know how to party!"
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Hmmph This looked like a lot more fun on TV
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They say that women with small breasts compensate by putting fat on their thighs.
I Blame: Ace
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Scenes from the casting couch of “Animal Farm”.
Getting “porked” or getting “goosed” can mean different things to different people.
How Democrats are made.
The Arnold the Pig story, next on E!True Hollywood.
How much was the NEA grant for this one?
8/22/06: The 12th imam finally came.
Man, these Bjork videos keep getting wierder...
Where the heck is Hillary? These "Hill on the Hill in '08" videos won't shoot themselves...
Ford announced today that due to AFA boycott induced loss of revenue, they have decided to move their advertising dollars away from the Homosexual lobby's magazines and towards those devoted to animals.
Adrew Sullivan cried, "Why'd you have to go and wreck this fantasy with a girl?"
Next on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," we take a look at
Dick Cheney's hunting trophies...
Following the early success in Hollywood, Babe, like so many others fell in with the "wrong crowd," developing a 6 bag a day pork rinds habit.
Re your #1 V.;
That must be "Little Teddy" on her lap - otherwise she'd be a paraplegic...
Not sure about the bird, but I'm fairly confident that tis picture shows Garafalo holding Striesand at a "Boobs not Bombs" rally...
Meanwhile in the Holy City of Coral Gables...
Having captured the gay, lesbian, trans-gender and pedophile/NAMBLA demographics, the Democrat Party USA tries to appeal to the cross-species voters with this ad on The Daily KOS website.
Find John Murtha in this picture and win a free laptop!
As worthless as tits on a bore? We are about to find out.
Woman's thought bubble: "Barely lasts two minutes, and then he's out like a light. Men are such pigs..."
If you thought the Mohammad Cartoons controversy was bad, wait until the islamofascists get a good look at the Surrealistic Mohammad Pr()n Tableaus.
It compromised the original myth, but Ovid had no choice but to tone down "Leda, the Swan, and the Swine" to avoid offending Roman sensibilities.
"Honey, I appreciate getting breakfast in bed, but I think the ham is a little under-cooked..."
Makin' bacon.
Ménage à trois, the San Francisco treat.
PETA takes it to the extreme.
Inside Edition: Bjork, circa 2001, trying to decide what to wear to the Oscars.
Butter sculpture swan: $1000
'Low end' Thai hooker: $200 an hour
Dead pig: Uh, ok.
Waking up at Hunter S. Thompson's house: Priceless.
Still trying to piece this whole thing together...
Monk took one look at the crime scene and had series of episodes.
ORA:
Saturday nights at the Ziffel residence were always special when Billie Jo visited from the 'Shady Rest.'
"Uh sweetheart, when I agreed to smoke your hog, this wasn't what I had in mind."
An Aesop fable gone horribly awry!
"Welcome to Sprockets, and I am your host Deiter! Today we review the avant-garte Belgian film 'Farmer Miyagi's Lonely Housewife'!"
"Boy, those kids at the Kos convention sure know how to party!"
Feh. I've seen weirder at Southern Decadance. (Not by much, though. And, no I wasn't there intentionally...)
Finally, a David Lynch movie that I understand.
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Funny, she doesn't look Drewish...
Hmmph This looked like a lot more fun on TV
The way I heard the joke, she's supposed to be holding down a baby giraffe while the other surrealist pours brightly-colored machine parts into the bathtub.
Look at the size of her knees. They're enormous! That's freakish.
They say that women with small breasts compensate by putting fat on their thighs.
naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon...
"don't do" item number 42: "don't ever fry bacon in the nude."
The story of The Ugly Duckling (who grew up to be a swan) put little Wilbur right to sleep. Works like a charm, every time.
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