Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Not Safe For Lunch

1. This performance piece is called, 'Waking Up Drunk in Hyannis Port.'

2. Inflatable Cindy Sheehan dolls are very popular in both the Lezbo and Hezbo communities.

3. Naked, filthy and deranged, Deb Frisch plots her next move.

4. That's what she gets for dating Tom Tom the Piper's Son.

5. For a Laurie Anderson video, this isn't really that weird.

6. Just remember, thanks to the Defense of Marriage Act, what happens in Massachusetts has no legal standing outside of Massachusetts.

7. The picture Ned Lamont's campaign doesn't want you to see.

8. We've replaced Bill Clinton with a dead hog. Let's see if his mistress notices.

9. Jimmy Dean wants you to know that all of its hogs are slaughtered under the most humane conditions possible.

10. Yeah, I never got Yoko Ono either.

Best of What, me worry?
Getting “porked” or getting “goosed” can mean different things to different people.

Where little Democrats come from.

Best of Silhouette
The Arnold the Pig story, next on E!True Hollywood.

Best of Cybrludite
Man, these Bjork videos keep getting wierder...

Best of Submariner
Next on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," we take a look at Dick Cheney's hunting trophies...

Not sure about the bird, but I'm fairly confident that tis picture shows Garafalo holding Striesand at a "Boobs not Bombs" rally...

Monk took one look at the crime scene and had series of episodes.

Saturday nights at the Ziffel residence were always special when Billie Jo visited from the 'Shady Rest.'

Best of What, me worry?
Having captured the gay, lesbian, trans-gender and pedophile/NAMBLA demographics, the Democrat Party USA tries to appeal to the cross-species voters with this ad on The Daily KOS website.

Find John Murtha in this picture and win a free laptop!

Best of jbinnout
As worthless as tits on a bore? We are about to find out.

Best of prince of leaves
"Honey, I appreciate getting breakfast in bed, but I think the ham is a little under-cooked..."

Best of curly
Makin' bacon.

Ménage à trois, the San Francisco treat.

Best of sonicfrog
Inside Edition: Bjork, circa 2001, trying to decide what to wear to the Oscars.

Best of Adjustah
Butter sculpture swan: $1000
'Low end' Thai hooker: $200 an hour
Dead pig: Uh, ok.
Waking up at Hunter S. Thompson's house: Priceless.
Still trying to piece this whole thing together...


Best of David Simon
"Uh sweetheart, when I agreed to smoke your hog, this wasn't what I had in mind."

Finally, a David Lynch movie that I understand.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Welcome to Sprockets, and I am your host Deiter! Today we review the avant-garte Belgian film 'Farmer Miyagi's Lonely Housewife'!"

"Boy, those kids at the Kos convention sure know how to party!"

Best of Zeke
Hmmph This looked like a lot more fun on TV

Best of the paperboy
They say that women with small breasts compensate by putting fat on their thighs.



I Blame: Ace

38 comments:

What, me worry? said...

Scenes from the casting couch of “Animal Farm”.

Getting “porked” or getting “goosed” can mean different things to different people.

How Democrats are made.

Silhouette said...

The Arnold the Pig story, next on E!True Hollywood.

Van Helsing said...

How much was the NEA grant for this one?

curly said...

8/22/06: The 12th imam finally came.

Cybrludite said...

Man, these Bjork videos keep getting wierder...

Submariner said...

Where the heck is Hillary? These "Hill on the Hill in '08" videos won't shoot themselves...

Submariner said...

Ford announced today that due to AFA boycott induced loss of revenue, they have decided to move their advertising dollars away from the Homosexual lobby's magazines and towards those devoted to animals.

Submariner said...

Adrew Sullivan cried, "Why'd you have to go and wreck this fantasy with a girl?"

Submariner said...

Next on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," we take a look at
Dick Cheney's hunting trophies...

Submariner said...

Following the early success in Hollywood, Babe, like so many others fell in with the "wrong crowd," developing a 6 bag a day pork rinds habit.

Submariner said...

Re your #1 V.;
That must be "Little Teddy" on her lap - otherwise she'd be a paraplegic...

Submariner said...

Not sure about the bird, but I'm fairly confident that tis picture shows Garafalo holding Striesand at a "Boobs not Bombs" rally...

Cybrludite said...

Meanwhile in the Holy City of Coral Gables...

What, me worry? said...

Having captured the gay, lesbian, trans-gender and pedophile/NAMBLA demographics, the Democrat Party USA tries to appeal to the cross-species voters with this ad on The Daily KOS website.

What, me worry? said...

Find John Murtha in this picture and win a free laptop!

jbinnout said...

As worthless as tits on a bore? We are about to find out.

prince of leaves said...

Woman's thought bubble: "Barely lasts two minutes, and then he's out like a light. Men are such pigs..."

prince of leaves said...

If you thought the Mohammad Cartoons controversy was bad, wait until the islamofascists get a good look at the Surrealistic Mohammad Pr()n Tableaus.

prince of leaves said...

It compromised the original myth, but Ovid had no choice but to tone down "Leda, the Swan, and the Swine" to avoid offending Roman sensibilities.

prince of leaves said...

"Honey, I appreciate getting breakfast in bed, but I think the ham is a little under-cooked..."

curly said...

Makin' bacon.

Ménage à trois, the San Francisco treat.

PETA takes it to the extreme.

sonicfrog said...

Inside Edition: Bjork, circa 2001, trying to decide what to wear to the Oscars.

Adjustah said...

Butter sculpture swan: $1000
'Low end' Thai hooker: $200 an hour
Dead pig: Uh, ok.

Waking up at Hunter S. Thompson's house: Priceless.

Still trying to piece this whole thing together...

Submariner said...

Monk took one look at the crime scene and had series of episodes.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Saturday nights at the Ziffel residence were always special when Billie Jo visited from the 'Shady Rest.'

David Simon said...

"Uh sweetheart, when I agreed to smoke your hog, this wasn't what I had in mind."

Jonathan said...

An Aesop fable gone horribly awry!

Jonathan said...

"Welcome to Sprockets, and I am your host Deiter! Today we review the avant-garte Belgian film 'Farmer Miyagi's Lonely Housewife'!"

Jonathan said...

"Boy, those kids at the Kos convention sure know how to party!"

Cybrludite said...

Feh. I've seen weirder at Southern Decadance. (Not by much, though. And, no I wasn't there intentionally...)

David Simon said...

Finally, a David Lynch movie that I understand.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Funny, she doesn't look Drewish...

Zeke said...

Hmmph This looked like a lot more fun on TV

divine miss m said...

The way I heard the joke, she's supposed to be holding down a baby giraffe while the other surrealist pours brightly-colored machine parts into the bathtub.

MP Martin said...

Look at the size of her knees. They're enormous! That's freakish.

MP Martin said...

They say that women with small breasts compensate by putting fat on their thighs.

MP Martin said...

naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon, naked makin' bacon...

"don't do" item number 42: "don't ever fry bacon in the nude."

MP Martin said...

The story of The Ugly Duckling (who grew up to be a swan) put little Wilbur right to sleep. Works like a charm, every time.