Monday, August 28, 2006
Nancy Botoxi's Makeover
1. "Oh, Barney, your work is fabulous. I'm going to miss you when you go to the Senate."
2. Flash Gordon's Arch-Nemesis Queen Botoxia and her zero-g hairdo.
3. "Would you like a martini, darling, or Harry Reid's testicle on a stick?"
4. "Them Capitol Po-Po's ain't never gonna recognize you with that 'do, girlfriend," Cynthia McKinney warned. "But, girl, I got yo' back."
5. In the reworked classic, the Wicked Witch lures alcoholic Hans and vegan Gretel into her oven.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I don't get it... Usually FreakinNews.com showcases photos that have been altered in some way...
Best of The Man
Pelosi: That is the last time I ask a Clinton what a pearl necklace is!
Best of Submariner
It PUTS the LOTION in its SKIN!
ORA:It's just one, little, mint...
The hair and eyes, Larry? Well, I regularly piddle on a house outlet to prevent wrinkles, but at the electric co-op it turned out to be a 440 line...
Best of prince of leaves
"The hair? Oh, it's just a side-effect of the life-force transfusion process...it gets a little frizzy when the donor resists. Martini?"
Unacceptable Halloween Costume Ideas #345367
Best of Adjustah
Worst...episode...of Murphy Brown...ever...
The eHarmony blooper reel is always good for a laugh.
Best of the paperboy
The lovechild of Jennifer Wilbanks and Don King has been discovered.