Monday, August 28, 2006

Nancy Botoxi's Makeover


1. "Oh, Barney, your work is fabulous. I'm going to miss you when you go to the Senate."

2. Flash Gordon's Arch-Nemesis Queen Botoxia and her zero-g hairdo.

3. "Would you like a martini, darling, or Harry Reid's testicle on a stick?"

4. "Them Capitol Po-Po's ain't never gonna recognize you with that 'do, girlfriend," Cynthia McKinney warned. "But, girl, I got yo' back."

5. In the reworked classic, the Wicked Witch lures alcoholic Hans and vegan Gretel into her oven.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I don't get it... Usually FreakinNews.com showcases photos that have been altered in some way...

Cruella DeFugly

Best of The Man
Pelosi: That is the last time I ask a Clinton what a pearl necklace is!

Best of Submariner
It PUTS the LOTION in its SKIN!

ORA:It's just one, little, mint...

The hair and eyes, Larry? Well, I regularly piddle on a house outlet to prevent wrinkles, but at the electric co-op it turned out to be a 440 line...

Best of prince of leaves
"The hair? Oh, it's just a side-effect of the life-force transfusion process...it gets a little frizzy when the donor resists. Martini?"

Unacceptable Halloween Costume Ideas #345367

Best of Adjustah
Worst...episode...of Murphy Brown...ever...

The eHarmony blooper reel is always good for a laugh.

Best of the paperboy
The lovechild of Jennifer Wilbanks and Don King has been discovered.

39 comments:

Van Helsing said...

So that's what happened to Phyllis Diller: she became the top Dem in the House. After all the facelifts, I almost didn't recognize her.

curly said...

Code Pink's newest strategy involves scaring the heck out of those being picketed.

"My necklace is made of smelling salts capsules. Don't ask why."

"That's not an olive on a toothpick; it's disguised that way but it gives me a constant feed of Botox."

"My drink? Formaldehyde!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't get it... Usually FreakinNews.com showcases photos that have been altered in some way...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno, James... She's been frozen like that since we told her Bush was changing the Constitution and running for a 3rd term."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cruella DeFugly

Son Of The Godfather said...

Anyone can see the obvious photo-shop here... Pelosi's neck is much more... "turkey-like".

Submariner said...

Holy Crap; the scientific community thought these became extinct millions and millions of years ago! Do you have any idea how much a photo of a still-living Archaeopteryx is worth?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sorry, Nancy, but one ain't gonna do it. I'll need about 20 drinks if you want some of the good-lovin' stuff."
--Submariner

heh. Howdy Sub!

Submariner said...

Here you go, Teddy; Try one of my special-recipe, private-blend, "Botoxtail™" It ought to keep the "Democratic Lion" around for another 6 or 7 terms...


yo, bro; how you been?

Submariner said...

Nancy wheedles; "C'mon, SOTG... We have time for a number of drinks before we leave for the prom!"

The Man said...

Pelosi: That is the last time I ask a Clinton what a pearl necklace is!

Cybrludite said...

And this is why we do not try to adjust the TV's rabbit ear antenna when it's operating in Jacob's Ladder mode...

Cybrludite said...

Always make certain that your "personal massagers" are up to code and properly grounded.

Submariner said...

Sorry Teh-RAY-za; I'm all out of grapes...

Submariner said...

It PUTS the LOTION in its SKIN!

Submariner said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww! What do I have to do to make it REVERT to being "just a manikin?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

It's just one, little, mint...

divine miss m said...

Oh, give it up, girlfriend; it looks soooo much better on Cher.

David Simon said...

"That's better Nancy; but if you really want to connect with your core constituency, you'll start wearing a bone through your nose."

prince of leaves said...

After losing her House seat in a suprise election upset, Nancy Pelosi pays the bills by becoming the celebrity spokesmodel for Swiffer.

prince of leaves said...

"Thanks, Larry -- I love the new hairdo, but I gotta confess, I don't like having to sit on a giant pencil and spin like crazy to get it like this..."

prince of leaves said...

"Typical right-wing character assassination, that's what it is...why on Earth would anyone think I was taking suspicious campaign donations from Aqua-Net?"

prince of leaves said...

"The hair? Oh, it's just a side-effect of the life-force transfusion process...it gets a little frizzy when the donor resists. Martini?"

prince of leaves said...

Unacceptable Halloween Costume Ideas #345367

Submariner said...

The hair and eyes, Larry? Well, I regularly piddle on a house outlet to prevent wrinkles, but at the electric co-op it turned out to be a 440 line...

Anonymous said...

For those as aold as me, enjoy:


"Let's do the time warp again!"




"Hey Riff Raff, show us your sister!"




"Frankenfurter, it's all over..."

sonicfrog said...

And the scary thing is, this is the best she's looked in years!

lawhawk said...

Phyllis Diller is suing for trademark infringement. She wants her hair and makeup back.

Anonymous said...

Kids, drink up and you can be just like me.

Rodney Dill said...

The Season of the Witch

Rodney Dill said...

Peloser

Rodney Dill said...

Suddenly smelly pirate hookers look attractive.

Adjustah said...

Worst...episode...of Murphy Brown...ever...

Adjustah said...

The eHarmony blooper reel is always good for a laugh.

MP Martin said...

The lovechild of Jennifer Wilbanks and Don King has been discovered.

MP Martin said...

Ted handed me a martini and suggested we go for a drive, and then my hair stood on end!

What, me worry? said...

Pfizer's trial studies for Viagra included this photo to test the limits of their erection enhancing properties. In 10% of cases, the picture actually proved to be an antidote to the drug.

Submariner said...

What, me worry? said...
Pfizer's trial studies for Viagra...


Actually, they've been actively searching for a couple of years for the antidote for those "Though rare, erections lasting for more than 4 hours..." I, for one, think they're on to something here.

mystere said...

"I thought this was a Cher Look Alike Party!"