1. "Oh, Barney, your work is fabulous. I'm going to miss you when you go to the Senate."
2. Flash Gordon's Arch-Nemesis Queen Botoxia and her zero-g hairdo.
3. "Would you like a martini, darling, or Harry Reid's testicle on a stick?"
4. "Them Capitol Po-Po's ain't never gonna recognize you with that 'do, girlfriend," Cynthia McKinney warned. "But, girl, I got yo' back."
5. In the reworked classic, the Wicked Witch lures alcoholic Hans and vegan Gretel into her oven.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I don't get it... Usually FreakinNews.com showcases photos that have been altered in some way...
Cruella DeFugly
Best of The Man
Pelosi: That is the last time I ask a Clinton what a pearl necklace is!
Best of Submariner
It PUTS the LOTION in its SKIN!
ORA:It's just one, little, mint...
The hair and eyes, Larry? Well, I regularly piddle on a house outlet to prevent wrinkles, but at the electric co-op it turned out to be a 440 line...
Best of prince of leaves
"The hair? Oh, it's just a side-effect of the life-force transfusion process...it gets a little frizzy when the donor resists. Martini?"
Unacceptable Halloween Costume Ideas #345367
Best of Adjustah
Worst...episode...of Murphy Brown...ever...
The eHarmony blooper reel is always good for a laugh.
Best of the paperboy
The lovechild of Jennifer Wilbanks and Don King has been discovered.
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So that's what happened to Phyllis Diller: she became the top Dem in the House. After all the facelifts, I almost didn't recognize her.
Code Pink's newest strategy involves scaring the heck out of those being picketed.
"My necklace is made of smelling salts capsules. Don't ask why."
"That's not an olive on a toothpick; it's disguised that way but it gives me a constant feed of Botox."
"My drink? Formaldehyde!"
I don't get it... Usually FreakinNews.com showcases photos that have been altered in some way...
"I dunno, James... She's been frozen like that since we told her Bush was changing the Constitution and running for a 3rd term."
Cruella DeFugly
Anyone can see the obvious photo-shop here... Pelosi's neck is much more... "turkey-like".
Holy Crap; the scientific community thought these became extinct millions and millions of years ago! Do you have any idea how much a photo of a still-living Archaeopteryx is worth?
"Sorry, Nancy, but one ain't gonna do it. I'll need about 20 drinks if you want some of the good-lovin' stuff."
--Submariner
heh. Howdy Sub!
Here you go, Teddy; Try one of my special-recipe, private-blend, "Botoxtail™" It ought to keep the "Democratic Lion" around for another 6 or 7 terms...
yo, bro; how you been?
Nancy wheedles; "C'mon, SOTG... We have time for a number of drinks before we leave for the prom!"
Pelosi: That is the last time I ask a Clinton what a pearl necklace is!
And this is why we do not try to adjust the TV's rabbit ear antenna when it's operating in Jacob's Ladder mode...
Always make certain that your "personal massagers" are up to code and properly grounded.
Sorry Teh-RAY-za; I'm all out of grapes...
It PUTS the LOTION in its SKIN!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! What do I have to do to make it REVERT to being "just a manikin?"
ORA:
It's just one, little, mint...
Oh, give it up, girlfriend; it looks soooo much better on Cher.
"That's better Nancy; but if you really want to connect with your core constituency, you'll start wearing a bone through your nose."
After losing her House seat in a suprise election upset, Nancy Pelosi pays the bills by becoming the celebrity spokesmodel for Swiffer.
"Thanks, Larry -- I love the new hairdo, but I gotta confess, I don't like having to sit on a giant pencil and spin like crazy to get it like this..."
"Typical right-wing character assassination, that's what it is...why on Earth would anyone think I was taking suspicious campaign donations from Aqua-Net?"
"The hair? Oh, it's just a side-effect of the life-force transfusion process...it gets a little frizzy when the donor resists. Martini?"
Unacceptable Halloween Costume Ideas #345367
The hair and eyes, Larry? Well, I regularly piddle on a house outlet to prevent wrinkles, but at the electric co-op it turned out to be a 440 line...
For those as aold as me, enjoy:
"Let's do the time warp again!"
"Hey Riff Raff, show us your sister!"
"Frankenfurter, it's all over..."
And the scary thing is, this is the best she's looked in years!
Phyllis Diller is suing for trademark infringement. She wants her hair and makeup back.
Kids, drink up and you can be just like me.
The Season of the Witch
Peloser
Suddenly smelly pirate hookers look attractive.
Worst...episode...of Murphy Brown...ever...
The eHarmony blooper reel is always good for a laugh.
The lovechild of Jennifer Wilbanks and Don King has been discovered.
Ted handed me a martini and suggested we go for a drive, and then my hair stood on end!
Pfizer's trial studies for Viagra included this photo to test the limits of their erection enhancing properties. In 10% of cases, the picture actually proved to be an antidote to the drug.
What, me worry? said...
Pfizer's trial studies for Viagra...
Actually, they've been actively searching for a couple of years for the antidote for those "Though rare, erections lasting for more than 4 hours..." I, for one, think they're on to something here.
"I thought this was a Cher Look Alike Party!"
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