Monday, August 14, 2006
More Stupid Moonbat Bulls**t
1. The actual Wilt Chamberlain Memorial had to be much larger to accommodate all 22,000 names.
2. ORA: "May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more."
3. If Rosie O'Donnell ever converts to Islam, her burqa is waiting for her.
4. Traditional teepee of the Lakota Goths.
5. Then the hippies touched the monolith, and soon were shrieking and smashing each other with their bongs.
6. "Good, the condom is ready," Andrew Sullivan rubbed his hands together. "Now, to find my Cinderella."
Best of Shayne
While New York's Freedom Tower promises to be awe-inspiring, Newark's Fuque Tower was just sad.
Best of racerboy
Oh, Sully - is that a 25 foot tall inflatable butt-plug on your trailer or are you just happy to see me?
Best of The Man
World's Largest #2 pencil tip. Awesome.
Best of Jay Guevara
Speculation raged about the size of the dog responsible for the mess on the sidewalk.
Best of Jason
George Washington Carver finally gets his own monument.
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "Flesh to touch! Flesh to burn! Don't keep the Burqa Man waiting!"
You couldn't have asked for better weather for this year's Stop Male Genital Mutilation weenie roast.
Performance artist Freedom Rainbow's "Oil Penis" installation was intended as an allegorical representation of the juxtaposition of the lust for oil with sublimated male sexual inadequacies to which many on the left attribute the Bush regime's aggression in the Middle East, but the message was a bit too subtle for the other residents of Camp Casey 2006.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Muzzies have their Borg Cube at Mecca...The Moonbats have their Giant Black Dildo at Crawford.
Best of Submariner
Dammit Rev. Al! Just think of baseball or doing your taxes or something - you're distracting the rubes from my "Camp Casey" message.
Hello, Orkin man? I've got a little termite problem...
Stanford security had a time of it trying to keep onlookers away from the solid graphite booster for the annual Cal game prank.
Best of T. Harris
"Now don't freak out on me, Lyle, when the guy wearing the fake bomb belt busts through the crowd screaming "Allahu Akbar!" It's all part of the show."
Best of curly
After a night of drunken debauchery, the Jolly Green Giant's used condoms littered the landscape for miles.
Best of divine miss m
I see the people who built the anti-apartheid shanty on the U of M diag haven't learned anything about construction techniques since 1987.
Hat Tip: Lizard Minion, from this Smelly Hippie Website