Sunday, August 06, 2006

Kap This Klassik

"When I bite into a York Pepperment Patty, I get the sensation of my unreinforced concrete terrorist shelter blowing up all around me!" - Frank IBC

Just leave the satellite dish when you move and Dish will install a new one.- nevergrewup

"...but I'm saving $189.00 by switching to Geico." - Rodney Dill

The next time Hassan Nasrallah asks her to pull his finger, she'll know better. - Van Helsing

Calgon, take me away! - Silhouette

My parents kidnapped two all Israeli's and all I got was blown to hell. - Mark

All your base are belong to us! - Jason

"Why, God, why? Why do you let horrible things happen to terrible people?!?" - prince of leaves

"Despite hand enhancement surgery, Fatima never could match her mother's natural success in the "grieving survivor with deformed hands" category at the annual Reuters photo awards." - geepers

"Oh please, let the NFL Ticket come in clearly this year." - Rodney Dill

The aftermath of Michael Moore's and Cindy Sheehan's fight for the last Twinkie was terrific. "Why did I invite them both? Why didn't I have more dessert pastries?," asked former homeowner Atef Mamoud. - Silhouette

... and then I said, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin..." - Anon

"When I find myself in times of trouble Mullah Akmed talks to me......" - Arcticman Speaks!

"How many times, O Lord, did I tell those boys not to light their farts after eating my hummus?!?" - prince of leaves

"I told them to name this Ghandi Park, and rename the streets Mandela Way and Thoreau Place. Did they listen to me? Noooooo, they name everything after f*cking martyrs. What good does 72 raisins do me now?" - Anon

Source: Adnan "Photoshop for Dhimmies" Hajj/Roto-Reuters

Hat tip: Geepers

31 comments:

nevergrewup said...

Just leave the satellite dish when you move and Dish will install a new one.

Rodney Dill said...

"Ok so if the Koran is a lie, let Allah destroy my apartment, AND my mother's apartment, AND my father's apartment... and my deadbeat aunt Fadwa's apartment."

Rodney Dill said...

"...but I'm saving $189.00 by switching to Geico."

Van Helsing said...

The next time Hassan Nasrallah asks her to pull his finger, she'll know better.

Silhouette said...

Gesundheit.

Silhouette said...

As long as I'm recycling caps:

I guess it was Memorex.

Silhouette said...

Keeping with the commercial theme:

Calgon, take me away!

Anonymous said...

My parents kidnapped two all Israeli's and all I got was blown to hell.

Mark

Jason said...

All your base are belong to us!

prince of leaves said...

"Why, God, why? Why do you let horrible things happen to terrible people?!?"

prince of leaves said...

"Oh well...insha'allah and all that."

prince of leaves said...

"My jihadi infidel-behading DVD collection...gone! All gone!!!"

Geepers said...

Look at her hand, it's not freakishly large, but weirdly bloated.

"Despite hand enhancement surgery, Fatima never could match her mother's natural success in the "grieving survivor with deformed hands" category at the annual Reuters photo awards."

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh please, let the NFL Ticket come in clearly this year."

Silhouette said...

The aftermath of Michael Moore's and Cindy Sheehan's fight for the last Twinkie was terrific. "Why did I invite them both? Why didn't I have more dessert pastries?," asked former homeowner Atef Mamoud.

Anonymous said...

... and then I said, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin..."

Arcticman Speaks! said...

"When I find myself in times of trouble Mullah Akmed talks to me......"

prince of leaves said...

"How many times, O Lord, did I tell those boys not to light their farts after eating my hummus?!?"

Anonymous said...

"I told them to name this Gahndi Park, and rename the streets Mandela Way and Thoreau Place. Did they listen to me? Noooooo, they name everything after f*cking martyrs. What good does 72 raisins do me now?"

Submariner said...

OMPR:

Bring out yer dead!

racerboy said...

"Feeeeeeelings...."

jeff said...

"Did George Lucas have to give them the Death Star model to drop on us?"

Frank IBC said...

This particulary photo also has an interesting story behind it. (See first article, go down to "Other Hajj photos carry captions that appear to be inaccurate", and read the second and third bullet points.

Interestingly, both the building and the woman have made multiple appearances on multiple dates in Mr. Hajj's collection.

Occasional Reader said...

"I'd walk a million miles, for one a' your smiles, my maaaa-mmmy!"

(OAJR)

(obligatory Al Jolson reference)

Dave said...

Waaa, it's sad when it happens to ME!

sonicfrog said...
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Cybrludite said...

Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice.

sonicfrog said...

WAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! Ricky!!!

divine miss m said...

Nasira figures she can make do without Lifetime Network Movies for Women, but what she'll really miss is this week's episode of Fuse Network's 'Pants-Off Dance-Off.'

sonicfrog said...

Well, there's another Death Star down the drain!

sonicfrog said...

Dammit! My iPod was in there! I just bought it yesterday!!!