"When I bite into a York Pepperment Patty, I get the sensation of my unreinforced concrete terrorist shelter blowing up all around me!" - Frank IBCJust leave the satellite dish when you move and Dish will install a new one.- nevergrewup
"...but I'm saving $189.00 by switching to Geico." - Rodney Dill
The next time Hassan Nasrallah asks her to pull his finger, she'll know better. - Van Helsing
Calgon, take me away! - Silhouette
My parents kidnapped two all Israeli's and all I got was blown to hell. - Mark
All your base are belong to us! - Jason
"Why, God, why? Why do you let horrible things happen to terrible people?!?" - prince of leaves
"Despite hand enhancement surgery, Fatima never could match her mother's natural success in the "grieving survivor with deformed hands" category at the annual Reuters photo awards." - geepers
"Oh please, let the NFL Ticket come in clearly this year." - Rodney Dill
The aftermath of Michael Moore's and Cindy Sheehan's fight for the last Twinkie was terrific. "Why did I invite them both? Why didn't I have more dessert pastries?," asked former homeowner Atef Mamoud. - Silhouette
... and then I said, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin..." - Anon
"When I find myself in times of trouble Mullah Akmed talks to me......" - Arcticman Speaks!
"How many times, O Lord, did I tell those boys not to light their farts after eating my hummus?!?" - prince of leaves
"I told them to name this Ghandi Park, and rename the streets Mandela Way and Thoreau Place. Did they listen to me? Noooooo, they name everything after f*cking martyrs. What good does 72 raisins do me now?" - Anon
Source: Adnan "Photoshop for Dhimmies" Hajj/Roto-Reuters
Hat tip: Geepers
31 comments:
Just leave the satellite dish when you move and Dish will install a new one.
"Ok so if the Koran is a lie, let Allah destroy my apartment, AND my mother's apartment, AND my father's apartment... and my deadbeat aunt Fadwa's apartment."
"...but I'm saving $189.00 by switching to Geico."
The next time Hassan Nasrallah asks her to pull his finger, she'll know better.
Gesundheit.
As long as I'm recycling caps:
I guess it was Memorex.
Keeping with the commercial theme:
Calgon, take me away!
My parents kidnapped two all Israeli's and all I got was blown to hell.
Mark
All your base are belong to us!
"Why, God, why? Why do you let horrible things happen to terrible people?!?"
"Oh well...insha'allah and all that."
"My jihadi infidel-behading DVD collection...gone! All gone!!!"
Look at her hand, it's not freakishly large, but weirdly bloated.
"Despite hand enhancement surgery, Fatima never could match her mother's natural success in the "grieving survivor with deformed hands" category at the annual Reuters photo awards."
"Oh please, let the NFL Ticket come in clearly this year."
The aftermath of Michael Moore's and Cindy Sheehan's fight for the last Twinkie was terrific. "Why did I invite them both? Why didn't I have more dessert pastries?," asked former homeowner Atef Mamoud.
... and then I said, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin..."
"When I find myself in times of trouble Mullah Akmed talks to me......"
"How many times, O Lord, did I tell those boys not to light their farts after eating my hummus?!?"
"I told them to name this Gahndi Park, and rename the streets Mandela Way and Thoreau Place. Did they listen to me? Noooooo, they name everything after f*cking martyrs. What good does 72 raisins do me now?"
OMPR:
Bring out yer dead!
"Feeeeeeelings...."
"Did George Lucas have to give them the Death Star model to drop on us?"
This particulary photo also has an interesting story behind it. (See first article, go down to "Other Hajj photos carry captions that appear to be inaccurate", and read the second and third bullet points.
Interestingly, both the building and the woman have made multiple appearances on multiple dates in Mr. Hajj's collection.
"I'd walk a million miles, for one a' your smiles, my maaaa-mmmy!"
(OAJR)
(obligatory Al Jolson reference)
Waaa, it's sad when it happens to ME!
Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice.
WAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! Ricky!!!
Nasira figures she can make do without Lifetime Network Movies for Women, but what she'll really miss is this week's episode of Fuse Network's 'Pants-Off Dance-Off.'
Well, there's another Death Star down the drain!
Dammit! My iPod was in there! I just bought it yesterday!!!
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