1. Just another day at Boston's 'Barney Frank Wedding Chapel.'
2. "Is that honey mustard? Mmmmmm."
3. "OK, stop smelling it and give me your guess... where has my finger been?"
4. Achmadinejihad misread Islamic prophecy, August 22nd is actually the day 2 imams come out of the closet.
5. "Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places"
6. Proving that nothing in Iran has changed since 1979, Achmadinejihad snorts a fourteen inch line of blow from the hand of his imam.
Hat Tip: Sondra the K