Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Just In Case the World Ends Today

1. Just another day at Boston's 'Barney Frank Wedding Chapel.'

2. "Is that honey mustard? Mmmmmm."

3. "OK, stop smelling it and give me your guess... where has my finger been?"

4. Achmadinejihad misread Islamic prophecy, August 22nd is actually the day 2 imams come out of the closet.

5. "Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places"

6. Proving that nothing in Iran has changed since 1979, Achmadinejihad snorts a fourteen inch line of blow from the hand of his imam.


Hat Tip: Sondra the K

31 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

In dreams I kiss your hand, Imam
Your dainty fingertips
And while in slumberland, Imam
I’m begging for your lips
I haven’t any right, Imam
To do the things I do
Just when I hold you tight, Imam
You vanish with the night, Imam
In dreams I kiss your hand, Imam
And pray my dreams come true

Jonathan said...

"I told you to stop worrying, Mahmoud! Mike Wallace assured us he wouldn't stand you up at the altar!"

curly said...

“Great! I see that you brought your blue foam pad to kneel on!”

How many Imams does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twelve: one to turn the bulb and eleven to issue fatwas against the evil infidels who invented the bulb, electricity, and power distribution systems.

“Yes your holiness, I see it written in fiery letters on your ring now: Death to America!”

“You’re such a joker, Mahmoud! I can’t believe you were spouting figures about the number of uninsured Americans during your interview with Mike Wallace.”

“Just two more imams to do after us, then the twelfth imam will come.”

Silhouette said...

I swear, Hugo meant nothing to me.

Silhouette said...

"You spoke French! Cara mia- speak some more, soup de jour, la plume de ma tante, crepes suzette."

Rodney Dill said...

"you had me at Allah."

Rodney Dill said...

"...anything you say Darth Sidious."

Rodney Dill said...

"Crap, he's got a Rolex too, and all I have is this crummy Timex."

Rodney Dill said...

"Let me show you my new Boardgame, Israelopoly. Wanna play?"

Rodney Dill said...

"I wish I could quit you."

Rodney Dill said...

Imam on left: "I wish I could quit ewe."

Kevin Walker said...

silhouette, you forgot "I surrender." ;)

Achmedinejad's fetish of Iman's hands was complimented by the Iman's fetish of having his hand kissed. An eHarmony tale.

Submariner said...

Ahhhhhhhh your camel is in need of grooming, Imam. May I be of assistance?

Submariner said...

Thank you, Imam, for letting me take your brother to the prom.

Submariner said...

Pay no attention to the little man in front of the curtain... The great Oz has spoken!

Submariner said...

Etiamsi absurdum, id tamen faciemus.



Cybr - one just for your entertainment!

Submariner said...

A thousand pardons for my interuption, Imams, but my need is CRITICAL: what fee, what penance, what jihad can cleanse me from the touch of this "Mother Moonbat?"

Submariner said...

♪They're coming to take me away - ha HA
♪They're coming to take me away - ho HO
♪To the Shaw's Iran where life was beautiful ALL the time!♪
♪And I'll be happy to see those men in their pansy blue UNFor helmets...♪

David Simon said...

"Okay, now I get to play Galloway and you're Rula Lenska."

Anonymous said...

Apparently, the glass slipper fit the one with the glasses.

Anonymous said...

What disturbs me is what Achmadinejihad is hiding behind his portfolio.

Anonymous said...

What is this idiot doing? I said pull it.

Van Helsing said...

"My nose hairs are caught in your wristwatch!"

MP Martin said...

American: "Thank you, may I please have another?"
Farsi: "It is my honor to lubricate your hand with my saliva. May I also service your camel?"

MP Martin said...

I have an invisible Imam in my hand. Would you like to kiss his cheek? That's not his cheek!

MP Martin said...

Why do you not wear the red Pumas that I had requested?

MP Martin said...

Imadumbjihad has nothing to hide. The Dawg HAS NO BALLS! Or genitals of any kind!

What, me worry? said...

"Enough foreplay. Get busy."

divine miss m said...

"You mean all I have to do is say, 'I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee,' and then throw dog poop on her shoes? Thank you, my esteemed Imam; thank you!"

curly said...

"Is that the 12th imam in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Submariner said...

Very good, President Imadumbjihadi. Once you have nuclear weapons, I'll allow you to lick my right hand.