Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I Shall Call Him Maccaca

1. For just a few cents a day, you can buy Democrat party operatives like Maccaca a life. Won't you give?

2. Journalists were mystified at the meaning of the word, until this photograph made it clear, Maccaca means 'dateless loser.'

3. "Oh, yeah, big boy, why don't you take it out and show it to me..." Lakweefa learned her telethon fundraising skills working for the Clinton campaign.

4. Maccaca denounces East Indian stereotypes from the backroom of his convenience store, where he runs an off-shore technical support hotline.

5. "AIDS Hotline... Mr. Sullivan, for the last time, this is NOT a dating service."

Best of jeff
Kayser returns to real life after Big Brother.

Best of Van Helsing
Maccaca... isn't that Bengali for "dweebazoid"?

Best of prince of leaves
In this scene from an upcoming episode of "Lost", Sayid flashes back to his post-OIF gig as an interrogation tech support worker. Little did he realize that he had crossed paths with both Analucia and the Others' "yurt warden".

Best of sonicfrog
M. Knight Shayamalan; The Early, Skinny, Smaller Ego Years...

Best of Submariner
Nothing to see here, folks. Just a bunch of Wahhabist airport fanatics plotting out all the Heathrow - US flights. Just move along...

The amount of back-office work in running a 7-11 frequently surprises the novitiate franchisee.

Place your orders now, sahib; the HSN "Smelly Pirate Hooker" special is running out soon!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Jamal turns away from the shameless display of elbow-flesh exhibited by the burkha-less infidels.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I'm tellin' you right now, Sheniqua: if Abdul over there screams 'Allah Akhbar', I'm poppin' a cap in his #ss!"

PBS' experiment "Abu's Clues" may have had a chance, if Abu hadn't self-detonated the next day.

Best of curly
"Terrorist tech support, this is Abdrool...I understand your exploding vest failed to operate?"

Best of divine miss m
"I give you three camels...no, four, four camels for the little girl!"


Source: WaPo

18 comments:

jeff said...

Kayser returns to real life after Big Brother.

Van Helsing said...

Maccaca... isn't that Bengali for "dweebazoid"?

prince of leaves said...

"For the last time, no, I'm NOT Bobby Jindahl!"

prince of leaves said...

"Psst...hey...whaddya think...think I got a chance with any of them phone girls?"

prince of leaves said...

In this scene from an upcoming episode of "Lost", Sayid flashes back to his post-OIF gig as an interrogation tech support worker. Little did he realize that he had crossed paths with both Analucia and the Others' "yurt warden".

sonicfrog said...

M. Knight Shayamalan; The Early, Skinny, Smaller Ego Years...

Submariner said...

"Ridgemont High Final Exam 'Help' Center; what class are you taking and can the teacher see your cell phone?"

Submariner said...

Sorry, Sheila, but our proffits still haven't made it to the bottom of the chart. Looks like another F in Business Prep.

Submariner said...

Place your orders now, sahib; the HSN "Smelly Pirate Hooker" special is running out soon!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jamal turns away from the shameless display of elbow-flesh exhibited by the burkha-less infidels.

Jonathan said...

"I'm tellin' you right now, Sheniqua: if Abdul over there screams 'Allah Akhbar', I'm poppin' a cap in his #ss!"

Jonathan said...

PBS' experiment "Abu's Clues" may have had a chance, if Abu hadn't self-detonated the next day.

curly said...

"Terrorist tech support, this is Abdrool...I understand your exploding vest failed to operate?"

"Abdrool, how many L's are there in 'Infidel American Pig'?"

Submariner said...

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a bunch of Wahhabist airport fanatics plotting out all the Heathrow - US flights. Just move along...

Submariner said...

The amount of back-office work in running a 7-11 frequently surprises the novitiate franchisee.

Submariner said...

Got it. 2 dozen yellow vest, 1 gross of black leather skull-caps and 1 MK-47 Splodey-Dope Vest by Fed Ex. Do you want that to your traceable VISA or the untraceable Carte Blanche, Miss McKinney?

divine miss m said...

"I give you three camels...no, four, four camels for the little girl!"

Submariner said...

Seriously, Hakim, do I LOOK like I would have secret liaisons with your sister?