1. For just a few cents a day, you can buy Democrat party operatives like Maccaca a life. Won't you give?
2. Journalists were mystified at the meaning of the word, until this photograph made it clear, Maccaca means 'dateless loser.'
3. "Oh, yeah, big boy, why don't you take it out and show it to me..." Lakweefa learned her telethon fundraising skills working for the Clinton campaign.
4. Maccaca denounces East Indian stereotypes from the backroom of his convenience store, where he runs an off-shore technical support hotline.
5. "AIDS Hotline... Mr. Sullivan, for the last time, this is NOT a dating service."
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Kayser returns to real life after Big Brother.
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Maccaca... isn't that Bengali for "dweebazoid"?
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In this scene from an upcoming episode of "Lost", Sayid flashes back to his post-OIF gig as an interrogation tech support worker. Little did he realize that he had crossed paths with both Analucia and the Others' "yurt warden".
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M. Knight Shayamalan; The Early, Skinny, Smaller Ego Years...
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Nothing to see here, folks. Just a bunch of Wahhabist airport fanatics plotting out all the Heathrow - US flights. Just move along...
The amount of back-office work in running a 7-11 frequently surprises the novitiate franchisee.
Place your orders now, sahib; the HSN "Smelly Pirate Hooker" special is running out soon!
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Jamal turns away from the shameless display of elbow-flesh exhibited by the burkha-less infidels.
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"I'm tellin' you right now, Sheniqua: if Abdul over there screams 'Allah Akhbar', I'm poppin' a cap in his #ss!"
PBS' experiment "Abu's Clues" may have had a chance, if Abu hadn't self-detonated the next day.
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"Terrorist tech support, this is Abdrool...I understand your exploding vest failed to operate?"
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"I give you three camels...no, four, four camels for the little girl!"