Monday, August 21, 2006

I love being fat in a wetsuit with birds! Rock On!

1. "Al, you're not Samuel L Jackson, but not even he could carry 'Birds on a Ferry.'"

2. "Yeah, they crapped all over me... and it's still better than working with Katie Couric."

3. "And every one is trained to pull my finger on command."

4. Just out of frame, the Morning Woodpecker.

5. "Dammit! Where's Tom Lehrer with that strychnine?"

Best of David Simon
Al Roker gets a job as a PETA spokesman when he tells Ingrid Newkirk that he loves birds - then loses it by adding, "especially when they're rubbed with cajun spice and barbequed!"

Best of DayngrGirl
Like a scene from Forrest Gump passersby heard Al saying "Popcorn chicken, fried chicken, BBQ chicken, honey glazed chicken, chicken teriaki, chicken dumplings, chicken soup, chicken salad..."

Best of Cybrludite
After the Voodoo hougan was through with him, Al spent the rest of his days as a zombi birdfeeder/garden gnome

Best of Adjustah
"Just a little closer...no, I'm not going to eat you...that's right, keep eating the BBQ sauce and mustard..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"mmmmm.... practically chickens."

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Mmmmm...parrots! The other, other white meat! Get in mah belly!"

Best of Submariner
Onlookers were horrified as Al's low chuckling intensified into a cackle; "Matt and Katie, Katie and Matt! I'm the real talent!" Then he grasped each bird by the throat and slammed them together...

Best of the paperboy
Is it my imagination, or did this statue just say "Get in mah bellie!"?

So sayeth: MT

19 comments:

David Simon said...

Al Roker's attempt to moonlight as a cock fight promoter got off to a rocky start.

David Simon said...

Hey Roker, why do you have that sh*t eatin' grin on your, uh, oh... nevermind.

David Simon said...

Al Roker gets a job as a PETA spokesman when he tells Ingrid Newkirk that he loves birds - then loses it by adding, "especially when they're rubbed with cajun spice and barbequed!"

David Simon said...

I count four bird brains.

Rodney Dill said...

"At least they ain't mutha-F---- Snakes."

Dayngr said...

Like a scene from Forrest Gump passersby heard Al saying "Popcorn chicken, fried chicken, BBQ chicken, honey glazed chicken, chicken teriaki, chicken dumplings, chicken soup, chicken salad..."

sonicfrog said...

Al Roker just had to say it.... "Birds of a weather...".

prince of leaves said...

The live weather remote from sunny Bodega Bay was going fine...until the birds started showing up.

Cybrludite said...

After the Voodoo hougan was through with him, Al spent the rest of his days as a zombi birdfeeder/garden gnome

Adjustah said...

"Just a little closer...no, I'm not going to eat you...that's right, keep eating the BBQ sauce and mustard..."

Rodney Dill said...

"mmmmm.... practically chickens."

Jonathan said...

The older fatter Al Roker would have been thinking "Mmmmm...parrots! The other, other white meat! Get in mah belly!"

Adjustah said...

Al hadn't been this bad since he saw that woman pouring beans down her top...

Submariner said...

Al's thought bubble; "Squab - why, THOSE are diet-friendly...

Submariner said...

Onlookers were horrified as Al's low chuckling intensified into a cackle; "Matt and Katie, Katie and Matt! I'm the real talent!" Then he grasped each bird by the throat and slammed them together...

MP Martin said...

S--- rolls downhill.

MP Martin said...

Is it my imagination, or did this statue just say "Get in mah bellie!"?

MP Martin said...

(ORA?) Lookie here! Shiny stuff! Wanna mate?

btw, what's "ORA"? Obscure Reference Ahead???

What, me worry? said...

Geek wannabees start biting the heads off of smaller birds before working their way up to live chickens.