Monday, August 28, 2006
How Could I Not?
1. "Me and Senator Rodham have an understanding. I work the MLB stands, she works the LPGA."
2. "I am so lucky that fool Ken Starr never figured out what 'Giggity' meant."
3. "Hey, Baby. How 'bout you let old Billy pitch at your strike zone for a while."
4. "Hold on, baby. I think Edward James Olmos wants me to pull his finger."
5. "A swan and a pig you say..."
Best of prince of leaves
Having already snared Emily, Clinton eyes her mother for a possible "triangulation".
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Don't let a Kennedy give this one a ride. Don't let a Kennedy give this one a ride. Don't..."
Thought bubble; "Can't let Hillary see this one. Can't let Hillary see this one. Can't..."
So, sweety; you ever felched an actual president before?
Jessica - have you ever seen a naked picture of your mom? Want to?
Best of David Simon
"No sweetie, you don't open your mouth like that until we get to the empty locker room.
"You sure are different from my other girls, Candi. You're actually attractive."
Best of The Man
Cliff Floyd: Damn, Bill is working our groupies.
Hot Dogs, get your Hot Dogs here. Cigars...hand rolled cigars.