Monday, August 28, 2006

How Could I Not?


1. "Me and Senator Rodham have an understanding. I work the MLB stands, she works the LPGA."

2. "I am so lucky that fool Ken Starr never figured out what 'Giggity' meant."

3. "Hey, Baby. How 'bout you let old Billy pitch at your strike zone for a while."

4. "Hold on, baby. I think Edward James Olmos wants me to pull his finger."

5. "A swan and a pig you say..."

Best of prince of leaves
Having already snared Emily, Clinton eyes her mother for a possible "triangulation".

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Don't let a Kennedy give this one a ride. Don't let a Kennedy give this one a ride. Don't..."

Thought bubble; "Can't let Hillary see this one. Can't let Hillary see this one. Can't..."

So, sweety; you ever felched an actual president before?

Jessica - have you ever seen a naked picture of your mom? Want to?

Best of David Simon
"No sweetie, you don't open your mouth like that until we get to the empty locker room.

"You sure are different from my other girls, Candi. You're actually attractive."

Best of The Man
Cliff Floyd: Damn, Bill is working our groupies.

Hot Dogs, get your Hot Dogs here. Cigars...hand rolled cigars.

H/T: DMM
Source: SI

21 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Though no longer President, Clinton still conducted frequent and impromptu interviews for new interns.

prince of leaves said...

Having already snared Emily, Clinton eyes her mother for a possible "triangulation".

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Don't let a Kennedy give this one a ride. Don't let a Kennedy give this one a ride. Don't..."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Can't let Hillary see this one. Can't let Hillary see this one. Can't..."

Submariner said...

So, sweety; you ever felched an actual president before?

Submariner said...

Jessica - have you ever seen a naked picture of your mom? Want to?

Submariner said...

"Yes, Emily, I DO play the sex, er, sax. And the White Sex, er Sox, are my favorite team..." Bill tries subliminal messaging.

Submariner said...

Hi, honey. Wanna be part of the "box score" in a Presidential "ball game?"

Submariner said...

Uh, thought I had something with a "sacrifice cunt" play but no...

David Simon said...

Thought bubble: "This little minx has Havanna tampon written all over her."

David Simon said...

"No sweetie, you don't open your mouth like that until we get to the empty locker room.

David Simon said...

"You sure are different from my other girls, Candi. You're actually attractive."

The Man said...

Cliff Floyd: Damn, Bill is working our groupies.

The Man said...

Hot Dogs, get your Hot Dogs here. Cigars...hand rolled cigars.

The Man said...

The Yankees were pissed because as he left the field, Clinton stole third base.

lawhawk said...

No wonder David Wright is in a slump. That's his girl Bill's hitting on.

Rodney Dill said...

Gutsy, ya never know where THAT hand has been.

Anonymous said...

Wow. She must remember a time in America when we weren't fighting a stupid, unecessary war in Iraq and everyone had a job. And she must be one of the 70 percent of Americans who thinks Bush stinks, not like these peabrain bloggers!

What, me worry? said...

Your uterus, my business.

"Can I shake the hand that whacked off into the bathroom sink of the Lincoln bedroom?"

"Would you like some DNA?"

What, me worry? said...

Bill's bimbo eruptions are no longer national security concerns.

Submariner said...

Hillary seethed; "Moving in on MY action? Oh no you are not!" Unfortunately for the campaign, the camera was on them when she slapped Bill and said "She's mine."