Wednesday, August 30, 2006

French Troops Arrive in Lebanon and Raise Their National Flag

1. The Hitler restaurant was bound to inspire copycats.

2. "Yes, we'd like two jihad-burgers, no cheese, two-double-jihad-burgers, extra cheese, with martyr fries, and four large Pepsis."

3. "Tell Mr. Nasrallah we've brought the 'Medical Supplies' and the 'Relief Aid' he requested."

4. "Come on down to Crazy Hassan's Used RV's and Check out these insane deals!"

5. Michael Moore's new film debuts at the Beirut Drive-In.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Eh, Francois, let's see zem burn zis puppy."

Best of Anonymous
"I'll take the #3 special... yes, double burger... no, curly fries... diet drink... 72 virgins. No, don't supersize anything..."

The UN has been in Lebanon for 2 days and they have already surrendered.

Best of The Man
The UN has been in Lebanon for 2 days and they have impregnated 43 girls.

Best of Submariner
Veni. Vidi. Succumbo?

Nasrallah; "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Best of the paperboy
Driving around with a UN tank, a lawn chair and a big-screen TV was just one step closer to realizing Gene Rodenberry's world view. Damned Ferrengi still gotta fill the whole freakin' screen with their ugly mug.

Best of Adjustah
Surrender. Or, we'll say surrender again.

Best of What, me worry?
All of Uncle Nasrallah's vehicles were easier to spot with the new UN logo.

Best of Mr. Right
"Hey, Harry, I must say I really dig these new DailyKos campaign posters for the 2008 Presidential race, but do you really think he can win?"


Thanks: Ace

21 comments:

David Simon said...

" oui oui Alphonse; he does have bedroom eyes."

Jay Guevara said...

"Eh, Francois, let's see zem burn zis puppy."

Anonymous said...

"I'll take the #3 special... yes, double burger... no, curly fries... diet drink... 72 virgins. No, don't supersize anything..."

Anonymous said...

The UN has been in Lebanon for 2 days and they have already surrendered.

lawhawk said...

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

Nasrallah: Give me the 'medical supplies' ... yeah, that's the ticket.

UNIFIL: With all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

The Man said...

The UN has been in Lebanon for 2 days and they have impregnated 43 girls.

Van Helsing said...

John Mark Karr puts on this expression after sniffing little girls' tricycle seats. For Nasrallah, only the sight of innocent blood does the trick.

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Submariner said...

Arabian version of Orwell's 1984;
"Did you blow up a joooooo today? Big Daddy Nasrallah is watching."

Submariner said...

Uh, noooooo, not Droogs;
we, er, ahem, uhhhh, well you see...
we ARE the 'milk bar...

Submariner said...

Veni. Vidi. Succumbo?


I hereby nominate this as the official slogan for all Useless Nations' "peacekeepers" ever deployed.

MP Martin said...

Driving around with a UN tank, a lawn chair and a big-screen TV was just one step closer to realizing Gene Rodenberry's world view. Damned Ferrengi still gotta fill the whole freakin' screen with their ugly mug.

andthenblammo! said...

"Oh, I have seen zees one! Zees iz zat goat porno I have been telling you about! Alors, Gaston, let us try ze othair drive in cinema, tout de suite! Otherwise, mon supper,it makes the untimely reappearance, oui?"

Anonymous said...

In other news, French troops convene, raise the white flag and then retreat upon first sight of the leader of those they are not obligated to confront.

Adjustah said...

Surrender. Or, we'll say surrender again.

MP Martin said...

As you can see, I have already won World War III. If my demands are not met and you do not all convert to Islam now, I shall also win World Wars IV, V, VI, and VII.

MP Martin said...

You will return my children in exchange for Mr. Bond, or I will once again utilize my world-altering missiles, realeasing 10,000 basketballs upon the streets of each of your cities....
.... Ballbearing? 10,000 ballbearings upon the streets of each of your cities.

What, me worry? said...

All of Uncle Nasrallah's vehicles were easier to spot with the new UN logo.

What, me worry? said...

Nasrallah’s glasses correct his vision to 72/72…virgins, that is.

“I never said it was a religion of peace. I said it’s the religion that requires peace-keepers”.

Mr. Right said...

"Hey, Harry, I must say I really dig these new DailyKos campaign posters for the 2008 Presidential race, but do you really think he can win?"

Submariner said...

Nasrallah; "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."