1. The Hitler restaurant was bound to inspire copycats.
2. "Yes, we'd like two jihad-burgers, no cheese, two-double-jihad-burgers, extra cheese, with martyr fries, and four large Pepsis."
3. "Tell Mr. Nasrallah we've brought the 'Medical Supplies' and the 'Relief Aid' he requested."
4. "Come on down to Crazy Hassan's Used RV's and Check out these insane deals!"
5. Michael Moore's new film debuts at the Beirut Drive-In.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Eh, Francois, let's see zem burn zis puppy."
Best of Anonymous
"I'll take the #3 special... yes, double burger... no, curly fries... diet drink... 72 virgins. No, don't supersize anything..."
The UN has been in Lebanon for 2 days and they have already surrendered.
Best of The Man
The UN has been in Lebanon for 2 days and they have impregnated 43 girls.
Best of Submariner
Veni. Vidi. Succumbo?
Nasrallah; "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Best of the paperboy
Driving around with a UN tank, a lawn chair and a big-screen TV was just one step closer to realizing Gene Rodenberry's world view. Damned Ferrengi still gotta fill the whole freakin' screen with their ugly mug.
Best of Adjustah
Surrender. Or, we'll say surrender again.
Best of What, me worry?
All of Uncle Nasrallah's vehicles were easier to spot with the new UN logo.
Best of Mr. Right
"Hey, Harry, I must say I really dig these new DailyKos campaign posters for the 2008 Presidential race, but do you really think he can win?"