Saturday, August 19, 2006
Free For All, Come and Get It
Best of John
And we plan to rebuild the levies. Not with hay, not with straw, but with bricks....about yay big.
Best of Passionate Conservative
...and Willie Wonka is laying down on the job. I wanted New Orleans to be a Chocolate City by now...
Best of Zeke
And there floating in the water was a dildo this big... scrawled on the side it said property of Andrew Sullivan.
Best of David Simon
"If G-d had intended me to pick only one nostril at a time, why did he give me two index fingers?"
"Okay Ray, now when someone asks you how you could f*ck up so badly, you take those fingers, stick them in your ears and say 'la la la.'"
"No, my city will not be racially diverse. Chocolate is delicious; but when you mix it with crackers, it don't taste good no more."
Best of Dusty
If my IQ were expressed in inches, I'd be this smart!
Best of Occasional Reader
"I'm secure enough in my masculinity to be filmed against a pinkish-lavender backdrop, mostly because of my sheer size."
Best of curly
"It's George Bush's fault that my penis isn't this big."
"Yes, Mr. Sullivan, I know that my pearl bracelet clashes with the pink back ground."
Best of Anonymous
We had fish this big swimming in downtown New Orleans, and it is all Bush's fault.
... and in parting, I would like to leave one final reminder to Cindy Sheehan.
Bigger? Being a man of class and dignity, I won't feed into that stereotype. Last night, however, I squeezed one out this big.
You. No, you.
Best of Dave Munger
My finger's don't look like they're that far apart, do they? But in order for one to touch the other, it would have to first traverse half of the intervening distance. Before it can do that, it must FIRST traverse a quarter of the distance, and so on, ad infinitum. That's why local government shouldn't be expected to get rescources in place before federal government. Sure, it's closer, but all distances are equally impossible for objects to traverse.
Best of Rodney Dill
"So how big is dem snakes?"
Best of Submariner
What can I say? Dawn said this wasn't enough for her...
No shi-ite - the doorman at Avalon Manor - this big! I swear!
Hey, Ray; how big was the "sausage" they served you in that Thai resaraunt?