Thursday, August 24, 2006

Flip Wilson

1. "He's been like that for 45 minutes. WTF did you put in his Gatorade?"

2. "You can come down now, bro' Dawn's gone."

3. "He says he's not coming down until there is a marked improvement in the quality of Thursday babes."

4. "Jeez, dude, it's just a little mouse."

5. "She says I'm c-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-t-e!"

6. Where will you be when your telekinesis kicks in?

7. "Yahoo! I'm cuckoo for cocoa-puffs!"

8. "Cops are gone, you can come down, Leroy."

9. "Kobe's never gonna see this coming."

10. "Yeah, I was pretty happy the first time one of my caps made 'Best of...' too."

Best of Submariner
You might wanna try decaf for a bit, Leroy...

Best of prince of leaves
Blind as a bat when not wearing glasses, Leroy mistook the blue floor of the gymnasium for the diving pool.

Best of What, me worry?
This is just one of the many classes that you can take at the John Kerry Flip Flop Academy.

Best of Submariner
Germaine should have known not to make a "racially insensitive" comment about black women around Dawn.

"...and that's how I escaped from the third floor bathroom at Avalon Manor!"

Best of David Simon
Andrew Sullivan said, "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers - especially if one of the crackers was me."

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"OK, Tyrone, you win! You can be the 'Y' in our Village People act tonight."

Best of the paperboy
Nice. Turning off the gravity plating, and making fun of the guy that didn't bring his magnetic boots. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

♪♪Something happens and I'm head over heels
Head over heeeeeels!♪♪

Best of prince of leaves
Where will you be when your Rapture kicks in?

Source: Detroit News Photoblog/John T Greilick

19 comments:

Submariner said...

You might wanna try decaf for a bit, Leroy...

Submariner said...

Coming soon to a Paramount Theatre near you;
"Powder Redux; Coal Dust"
a Cruise/Wagner Production.

prince of leaves said...

Blind as a bat when not wearing glasses, Leroy mistook the blue floor of the gymnasium for the diving pool.

prince of leaves said...

...But just as Leroy transitioned from the wall to the ceiling, the effects of the radioactive spider bite suddenly wore off.

Silhouette said...

In a startling twist, Detroit gymnast Corey Whitfield replaced Pluto as our ninth planet.

What, me worry? said...

Jerome was a little light in the loafers.

This is just one of the many classes that you can take at the John Kerry Flip Flop Academy.

When the illegals are gone, Americans will have to do their own boarder-jumping.

“Sorry guys! That burrito that I had for lunch is really giving me some gas!”

Although Guru Sanji could indeed levitate, he never drew a large following because he could only do so upside dawn.

Anonymous said...

I hope Ming Lee and the pig haven't started without me.

Submariner said...

...uh, Tyrone? I know us black guys don't "do that" and all, but I think you have the whole "muff diving" concept wrong...

Submariner said...

Germaine should have known not to make a "racially insensitive" comment about black women around Dawn.

Submariner said...

"...and that's how I escaped from the third floor bathroom at Avalon Manor!"

Submariner said...

"tsk, tsk. Someone up there be throwin' out a perfectly good black boy..."

David Simon said...

Andrew Sullivan said, "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers - especially if one of the crackers was me."

Jonathan said...

"OK, Tyrone, you win! You can be the 'Y' in our Village People act tonight."

Jonathan said...

"I didn't USED TO think that Tyrone 'looked like a b#tch', Samuel. But now...?"

MP Martin said...

Nice. Turning off the gravity plating, and making fun of the guy that didn't bring his magnetic boots. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

MP Martin said...

I'll flip you for lunch.

MP Martin said...

♪♪Something happens and I'm head over heels
Head over heeeeeels!♪♪

prince of leaves said...

Where will you be when your Rapture kicks in?

curly said...

Upon hearing the news that Pluto is no longer considered a planet, Rufus decides to become the new ninth planet.