Thursday, August 17, 2006

Come Blow My Horn

1. "We've seen bigger."

2. "Nice brothel, got anything with pubes?"

3. Even less well-known than the 'Cincinnati Bow-Tie' is the 'Miles Davis Enema'

4. "Come on, I'm sure it will fit."

5. "This is gonna be the best Scientology wedding ever!"

6. "Ming Lee never mentioned she had triplets. So, how are you bastards?"

7. "Trade hats?"

8. "Hey, I'll trade you the trumpet for the strumpets."

9. "I just came here to get my horn blown... and to secure fellatio from a Thai prostitute."

10. "Me love Chuck Mangione long time."

US Navy Photo

Hat Tip: The Mensch

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

As long as he blows his own horn, count me in.

Silhouette said...

Two contestants for the New Village People tryouts were horrified to find that they had both chosen the same Indonesian dance costume.

prince of leaves said...

"No, these aren't 'bitchin Minbari costumes', Yankee a-ho, you want Phuket Babylon 5 con at next door hotel!"

racerboy said...

ORA:

"Hey, this trumpet tastes a little funny..."

racerboy and miss m said...

"Wow, thanks, here's your $2. By the way, I've got a confession. I don't really play the trumpet, and I'm not really a sailor on the USS Ronald Reagan."

"That's okay, I've got one too. My name's Phillip, these are my brothers Sidney and Jugdish, and we're on our way to a fancy-dress ball."

Mr. Right said...

"You like it? I stole it off some Army putz who used to like to blow it through a giant megaphone! What a lame-oid!"

Mr. Right said...

"No, I'm not really a sailor, I'm Gary Glitter's trumpet player. You kids like candy?"

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

♫ We are siamese if you ple-ease,
We are siamese if you don't please ♫

Rodney Dill said...

You gals are just like my horn... a little flat.

Rufus Leaking said...

Siamese Twins you say?

Well, I never!

Hey, said the sailor to their brother, "If you move to England, the other one can drive!"

Jonathan said...

Andrew Sullivan was angry that his search for "Sailor blowing Asian lad" returned this picture.

Submariner said...

Let's see;
Horny Sailor, Siamese Twins, Funny Boy... bring in Hillary and the goat and we can roll tape. This is gonna be the best campaign advertisement ever!

Submariner said...

Boy's thought bubble; "Phuket! Yankee sailor have silver horn, I only wood. He might have my sisters first but I will have them forever..."

Submariner said...

Boy's thought bubble; "Damn movie 'Crying Game!' Now Yankees always check first!"

Adjustah said...

Now, look, mate...this is not what I meant when I asked you for "hookers and blow"...

curly said...

"I'm tired of explaining how this is supposed to work. Let's ask your brother to demonstrate the concept of fellatio."

If John Kerry had been elected President #45: The military would have been put to better use, like teaching the locals how to play "Kumbaya" on the trumpet.

UN Peacekeepers are now deployed in south Lebenon.

"I'm a snake charmer. Watch me raise a woody on that dink brother of yours".

T. Harris said...

You call that a hat, Mister Sailor Man? No, this is a hat, chump.

David Simon said...

"Ooh, you will trade shiny gold horn for these costumes? Sorry, but American figure skater is willing to pay big bucks."

Mr. Right said...

Not quite what the Asian prostitutes had in mind when they asked the sailor if he was "feeling a little horny."

Adjustah said...

*Sniff* Are you sure you don't have a little pirate in you? Would you like to?

wtf said...

"Then I push the middle one down; the music goes 'round and 'round..."