1. Note to Pixar, just because you can make a life-like version of Maus doesn't mean you should make a lifelike version of Maus.
2. Lamb and Lynx loved their new kitty.
3. Chelsea tried to warn Socks not to become a member of the American Nazi party, "Didn't you see what 'happened' to Buddy after he joined the Greens?"
4. To the tune of the 'Meow Mix' jingle: ♪♪ "Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil... ♪♪
5. "Could be worse," Hitler mused. "Hirohito got reincarnated as a dolphin and served up as sushi."
Accelerated Best of Adjustah
Goebbels and Bits! Goebbels and Bits! I'm gonna get me some Goebbels and Bits!
Mr. Gibson! Mr. Gibson! We've found your cat!
Accelerated Best of Zeke
I can't believe they made me change the name of my restuarant
Best of David Simon
Ellen DeGenerate's Google search for wicked pussy turned up a major disappointment.
Best of curly
“So they finally declassified Pluto as a planet! That will show the pro-canine, anti-feline pigs that all dogs should die!”
Reuters use of Photoshop is really getting amateurish and out of hand.
Best of Anonymous
After many unsucessful cloning attempts in Brazil, Josef Mengele's South Korean trip finally pays off.
"Respect my authori-tay!"
Best of Submariner
After the break; Toonces' fame goes to his head and he enters his "dark period."
Best of Cybrludite
Yes, Mr. Bond, I was the one controlling that idiot Bloefeld. And know you know too much to be allowed to live...