Saturday, August 26, 2006

A Cat That Looks Like Hitler

1. Note to Pixar, just because you can make a life-like version of Maus doesn't mean you should make a lifelike version of Maus.

2. Lamb and Lynx loved their new kitty.

3. Chelsea tried to warn Socks not to become a member of the American Nazi party, "Didn't you see what 'happened' to Buddy after he joined the Greens?"

4. To the tune of the 'Meow Mix' jingle: ♪♪ "Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil... ♪♪

5. "Could be worse," Hitler mused. "Hirohito got reincarnated as a dolphin and served up as sushi."

Accelerated Best of Adjustah
Goebbels and Bits! Goebbels and Bits! I'm gonna get me some Goebbels and Bits!

Mr. Gibson! Mr. Gibson! We've found your cat!

Accelerated Best of Zeke
I can't believe they made me change the name of my restuarant

Best of David Simon
Ellen DeGenerate's Google search for wicked pussy turned up a major disappointment.

Best of curly
“So they finally declassified Pluto as a planet! That will show the pro-canine, anti-feline pigs that all dogs should die!”

Reuters use of Photoshop is really getting amateurish and out of hand.

Best of Anonymous
After many unsucessful cloning attempts in Brazil, Josef Mengele's South Korean trip finally pays off.

"Respect my authori-tay!"

Best of Submariner
After the break; Toonces' fame goes to his head and he enters his "dark period."

Best of Cybrludite
Yes, Mr. Bond, I was the one controlling that idiot Bloefeld. And know you know too much to be allowed to live...

23 comments:

MT said...

They're multiplying!

jbinnout said...

I feel like a chocolate snack attack. White Feathers, you're going down!

Big Daddy said...

Is a dog that looks like Ahmadinejad the moral equivalent?

lawhawk said...

Laurence Simon was not amused. Neither was Toonces.

Rodney Dill said...

Das Puss'n Boot

racerboy said...

Pondering the Final Solution to the Canine Question, no doubt...

Adjustah said...

Goebbels and Bits! Goebbels and Bits! I'm gonna get me some Goebbels and Bits!

Adjustah said...

Mr. Gibson! Mr. Gibson! We've found your cat!

Zeke said...

I can't believe they made me change the name of my restuaruant

andthenblammo! said...

"No need for all those formal titles, 'Reich Chancellor, Supreme Law Lord, Commander-in-Chief of the Wehrmacht, etc. etc......just call me 'Der Purr-her."

David Simon said...

Ellen DeGenerate's Google search for wicked pussy turned up a major disappointment.

curly said...

Mel Gibson's cat, unnoticed by the media prior to his recent drunken anti-Jewish rant, has drawn the attention of the paparazzi.

curly said...

“So they finally declassified Pluto as a planet! That will show the pro-canine, anti-feline pigs that all dogs should die!”

curly said...

Reuters use of Photoshop is really getting amateurish and out of hand.

Anonymous said...

After many unsucessful cloning attempts in Brazil, Josef Mengele's South Korean trip finally pays off.

Submariner said...

After the break;
Toonces' fame goes to his head and he enters his "dark period."

Submariner said...

David Dukes' pussy?

Anonymous said...

"Respect my authori-tay!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Meow?!?... Der Fuhrer never said 'Meow'!"

Cybrludite said...

Yes, Mr. Bond, I was the one controlling that idiot Bloefeld. And know you know too much to be allowed to live...

Submariner said...

ORA:

The REAL reason Dr. Evil shaved his pussy, Mr. Bigglesworth had nothing to do with his coloring, but more to do with his "average" childhood...

Submariner said...

Ja, Ja, mine little mouseketteer; you should put a bell on der cat...

Rodney Dill said...

Mein Cat