Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Can You Hear Me Now?


1. Nad Lamont supporters revel in their victory and prepare to make pyramids of the skulls of moderate Democrats.

2. Screw Verizon! I want these guys for my network.

3. "Hi, Captain sweetie. Mr. Sulu here. I'm going to stay on this planet and absorb some local culture. Okay, toodles."

4. "Some guy named Andrew wants to know if we'd ravish him in a manner reminisent of Genghis Khan."

5. In 2009, the last of the teen Goths were slaughtered by the teen Huns.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
From the speakerphone: "KHAAAAAAAAN!"

Looks like Dell is still outsourcing their tech support.

"Yes, that's right... tee hee... Two large, double cheese, half pepperoni, half sausage... tee hee... uh huh... yup... to the upper Kapwa mountains in Mongolia... Yes, you heard right... tee hee..."

Best of Cybrludite
So, if you skinny-ass Renfield wannabes are Goths, where were you when WE sacked Rome?


Best of The Man
Dude, Ahksha says your vest makes you look gay.

Dammit! Andrew Sullivan again. That is the last time I give my number out at YearlyKos.

Best of jeff
"Hey, check out the Thursday Babe on 'Caption This!'"

Best of Chrees
"It's my dad. He says make sure we get it straight this time: Kill the men and rape the women."

Best of divine miss m
"You're right, that is fun. Dial again and this time ask for 'Heywood Jablome'."

Best of nevergrewup
"And you say her name is Hillary."

Best of prince of leaves
Exchange students Timur and Temujin dressed a little funny, but they had just the lacrosse skills the coach was looking for.

Mongolia was the last place anyone expected to find the Lost Tribes of Israel, let alone the Third Temple.

"Dude! This cellphone keypad looks just like my vest!"

Best of Mr. Right
ON PHONE: "You gawdamn Mongorians! Stay away from my schitty wall!"

"Yo! Genghis, dude! Kublai, duuude! You guys stay right there, me and Bill will be right over after we pick up So-crates and Lincoln at the mall! Whoa! This book report is gonna be sooo bitchin'!"

"It some guy named John Kerry. He say he want us to rape the countryside of South Vietnam or something. What a loser!"

Best of Van Helsing
I took from a guy calling himself Jack Bauer. He says it never needs charging, detonates bombs, and lets you travel through time.

Best of curly
The new Mongola-rota cell phone: "Can you spear me now"?

"Technology is great! We can do our gay marriage here-and-now by speaker phone to a justice of the peace in San Francisco."

Best of Submariner
Kind of expensive, but I get to roll-over all the minutes I can never use!

Only $249.95 for this Korbamite device, eh? You been had by that pointy-eared one...

Best of Submariner
Submariner and SOTG scan potential prom date applicants for Rodney Dill.

Best of Adjustah
"You idiot! Gun's! It say's meet them after school, they need GUN'S!!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Man PUMA ads are sweet."

Hat Tip: Brender

35 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

When I was younger, I tried desperately not to let the weekend Dungeons and Dragons marathons spill over into real life.

Son Of The Godfather said...

From the speakerphone: "KHAAAAAAAAN!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Cool ringtone, Shakar... Was that the theme from Hello Kitty?"

Cybrludite said...

So, if you skinny-ass Renfield wannabes are Goths, where were you when WE sacked Rome?

Cybrludite said...

Two men enter, one man leaves! Two men ent... oh, $#!+, dude, that's us..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It shouldn't really have to be said, but...
Nothing advertises your shotcomings more than a pencil-thick dildo strapped to your head.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like Dell is still outsourcing their tech support.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jerry and Kyle would soon learn that the Order of the Purple Pajamas shuns those who utilize modern technology.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yo, Kibat, check it out... I can get V the K's page on my mobile!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, that's right... tee hee... Two large, double cheese, half pepperoni, half sausage... tee hee... uh huh... yup... to the upper Kapwa mountains in Mongolia... Yes, you heard right... tee hee..."

The Man said...

Dude, Ahksha says your vest makes you look gay.

The Man said...

Dammit! Andrew Sullivan again. That is the last time I give my number out at YearlyKos.

jeff said...

"Hey, check out the Thursday Babe on 'Caption This!'"

Big Daddy said...

"Seriously, the camera phone adds 10 lbs to your spear....here, look."

Frank IBC said...

Hey Chinggiz - ditch the silly Shakespearean accent. This is a MongolFaire, not a RennFaire.

Chrees said...

"It's my dad. He says make sure we get it straight this time: Kill the men and rape the women."

divine miss m said...

"You're right, that is fun. Dial again and this time ask for 'Heywood Jablome'."

nevergrewup said...

"And you say her name is Hillary."

prince of leaves said...

Exchange students Timur and Temujin dressed a little funny, but they had just the lacrosse skills the coach was looking for.

prince of leaves said...

Mongolia was the last place anyone expected to find the Lost Tribes of Israel, let alone the Third Temple.

prince of leaves said...

"Dude! This cellphone keypad looks just like my vest!"

Frank IBC said...

They were checking out Mongolian Wrestlers.

Mr. Right said...

ON PHONE: "You gawdamn Mongorians! Stay away from my schitty wall!"

Mr. Right said...

ON PHONE: "Yo! Genghis, dude! Kublai, duuude! You guys stay right there, me and Bill will be right over after we pick up So-crates and Lincoln at the mall! Whoa! This book report is gonna be sooo bitchin'!"

Mr. Right said...

"It some guy named John Kerry. He say he want us to rape the countryside of South Vietnam or something. What a loser!"

Van Helsing said...

I took from a guy calling himself Jack Bauer. He says it never needs charging, detonates bombs, and lets you travel through time.

curly said...

The new Mongola-rota cell phone: "Can you spear me now"?

"I found Cindy Sheehan's cell phone in the ditch. Check out the screen saver...a picture of Hugo Chavez hugging Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."

"Technology is great! We can do our gay marriage here-and-now by speaker phone to a justice of the peace in San Francisco."

Submariner said...

Kind of expensive, but I get to roll-over all the minutes I can never use!

Submariner said...

ORA:

Only $249.95 for this Korbamite device, eh? You been had by that pointy-eared one...

curly said...

Illiterate third world immigrants, who had to be taught how to use a toilet, are facinated by the camera function of their cell phone.

Dave said...

Yer beautiful in yer wrath.

Rodney Dill said...


ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
bananaphone

Submariner said...

Submariner and SOTG scan potential prom date applicants for Rodney Dill.

Adjustah said...

"You idiot! Gun's! It say's meet them after school, they need GUN'S!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Man PUMA ads are sweet."