Thursday, August 24, 2006

Breasts and Stripes Forever

1. After the operation, the books were retitled as 'Where's Wanda?' and the title character became a lot easier to spot.

2. Tragedy ensues when Courtney Cox crosses path with a Code Pink protest and Cindy Sheehan sets her top on fire.

3. ♪♪ "You're gon-na make it after all!" Ba da da da... DA! ♪♪

4. ORA: Michael Iaconelli was about to lure in the biggest Large-Mouthed Striped Breast of his career.

5. A vacationing Andrew Sullivan was reportedly furious that the book title was obscured by "worthless boobage."

6. "Oh, I am SO late. I hope Ming Lee and the pig haven't started without me."

7. "We're walking, we're walking, we're walking..."

8. "Everyone in the office is going to notice this isn't the blouse I had on this morning. I have got to give up these nooners with Ronald McDonald."

9. Sven's Barber Shop increased business 90% when he hired live barber poles.

10. Courtney couldn't believe Nordstrom had charged her $500 for their cookie recipe. She could hardly wait to get even by emailing it to everyone she knew.

Source: Office Pirates
Angling of the Head Gear: Submariner

14 comments:

Cybrludite said...

"Arrr! I've finally found the parrrrfect top for me dock-walking carrrreer! Now if I could only get upwind o' meself..."

tuffbeingright said...

Senator Kennedy's newest intern rushed to his Senate office immediately once she heard him say he wanted her "on his staff."

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You know if Cindy Sheehan looked like this, I might have gone to Crawford.

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"What KNOCKERS!" "Vie thank you, Hier Doctor!"

Jonathan H said...

You know if Cindy Sheehan looked like this, I might have gone to Crawford.

If Sheehan looked like that, I'd be in Crawford right now.

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Right after the snap of the picture, Courtney tripped, fell face flat on the ground, but somehow bounced right back unto her feet!

Silhouette said...

Just another jingoistic neo-con draping herself in the flag.

(There are supposed to be only 13 red and white stripes on the American flag, but in her case, we'll make an exception as she obviously needs the extra coverage.)

prince of leaves said...

Later in life, Dr. Perricone attributed his ten-trillion-dollar fortune to this single picture of Helen Thomas.

Submariner said...

Always good to see every lycra fiber doing its share...

Submariner said...

Courtney wished her boyfriend hadn't found that tube of Prolong Cream™." Now her hand would be cramped like this like this for hours...

MP Martin said...

Look! It's that manequin that came to life. Go ahead! (nudge, nudge) Show her how to use her hands!

MP Martin said...

Is that mannequin, um... "anatomically correct?"

MP Martin said...

Commander Data's date was also "fully functional in every detail." Another eHarmony success story.

GOP & College said...

Jill, knew that by wearing horizontal stripes her B's would look like Big D's!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Candy cane... I have a strange urge to lick a candy cane...

divine miss m said...

Nancy Drew and the Anti-Gravity Tube Top.

Adjustah said...

I, for one, welcome our new large breasted overlords...