Monday, August 14, 2006

Another Day, Another Insane Moonbat "Peace" Rally

1. Whitney's guards had orders to "shoot to kill" if Bobby got anywhere near her blow.

2. "Man, Tyrone... Lakweefa and Shanene are gonna be pissed when they see what we did to their Donna Karan originals."

3. "Dammit, Ibrahim, I wish I knew how to start you."

4. "Well, it's still a few months 'til election day. I hear Mugabe's got some openings. Think McKinney will at least give us recommendations?"

5. "In the unilikely event of a water landing, a communist thug can be used as a floatation device."

6. Casual Fridays with Green Helmet guy.

7. "Hey, Submariner." "Yeah, SOTG?" "I'll give you $20 to walk up to those guys and tell them you're from the CIA and you want to push crack in their neighborhoods."

8. "Commie Muslims? Whazzhou talkin' 'bout, Willis!"

9. Avalon Manor posted extra guards as the threat level was raised from Lavender to Cerise.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"All your crossing guards are belong to us."

Nice. Making fun of mentally challenged Muslim men in life preservers who can't locate their boat. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

This week on Interesting Matchups We'd Like To See:Nation of Islam vs. Inflatable Scrotum Guy

Best of Submariner
Happily, Karl Malden and Michael Douglas flew down the hill and through the crowd a moment later, ending the protest.

Just remember Abdul; what happens in San Francisco, STAYS in San Francisco...

Ford and Arthur didn't blend in well on Sol 7251. The Guide was apparently seriously out of date on it's information. At least they still had their yellow towels...

As the protester yelled that he "...really WILL blow myself up!" The police only mumbled the obligatory "no. stop. you shouldn't." but with little volume and absolutely NO enthusiasm.


Best of curly
Abdrool and Ahktooey look apprehensive about the make over they received from the "Queer Eye For The Black Moslem Guy" team.

Although neither could count that high, both Abdrool and Ahktooey knew that 72 virgins "was a whole bunch of ho's."

The "Death to America" march came to an abrupt halt as the brothers passed a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I don't know, Efraim. I mean, duck hunting with Cheney? What were you thinking?"


Best of Jason
As you can see SOTG and submariner are hardcore Blind Melon fans.

Best of David Simon
"You two finished your ribs half an hour ago. Now take off them silly looking bibs."

Best of prince of leaves
The newest members of Detroit Metro's ground handling crew were just two more All-American boys from Dearborn. And no one was allowed to think otherwise.

Best of T. Harris
That's right, bitches. Your yellow vests go splendidly with your yellow spines.


Thanks to Zombie, The Jane Goodall of Urban Moonbats

42 comments:

Lyn said...

On my chest? Oh, it's a giant yellow Bombyx hepatica of the BOMBYCIDAE family. Hey, that's just the name of the butterfly. Honest.

Submariner said...

Finding out that "good roles" frequently lead to difficulty landing your next part, Jake and Heath join the cattlecall for "Springtime for Muhjahadin" at Burbank Community Theatre...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Re: V the K's #7...
Why do you think I have these "caption-blackout" episodes when I can't post?... The witness protection program isn't really efficient on installing cablemodem at safe houses.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"All your crossing guards are belong to us."

Submariner said...

"These are not the bomb vests you are looking for."
An old jihadi trick, Abdul. While useful on the left-coast and the simple-minded, don't attempt it on a New York City cop...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice. Making fun of mentally challenged Muslim men in life preservers who can't locate their boat. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Submariner said...

What you mean dat we's "stuck on stupid?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Directed to cut costs after getting their asses kicked in previous seasons, the Goa'uld uniform undergoes a complete makeover.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Uhm, Isn't their religion supposed to be pretty strict on limiting their proximity to man-holes?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I duuno what went wrong, Sarge... We blocked off the street to traffic, but we forgot the cross traffic... One second, they was there, and the next, they was part of the Peterbilt's front grill."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Happily, Karl Malden and Michael Douglas flew down the hill and through the crowd a moment later, ending the protest.




BTW SOTG, welcome back me amigo

Son Of The Godfather said...

Now if we can only convince ALL of 'em to wear this uniform, it might make it easier for our Special Ops teams overseas.

Submariner said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...
Just remember Abdul; what happens in San Francisco, STAYS in San Francisco...

Submariner said...

"I don't know, how DO you make a jihadi sound like an infidel's dog?"
"Just pour on a little Coleman's... strike a match... and voila!"
>>>>WOOF<<<<

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stupid a-holes can't even get a Bee costume right.

(Thanks Sub, back atcha!)

Submariner said...

Ford and Arthur didn't blend in well on Sol 7251. The Guide was apparently seriously out of date on it's information. At least they still had their yellow towels...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Is that cracker-ass soldier yelling at us with that contraption?"

Submariner said...

As the protester yelled that he "...really WILL blow myself up!" The police only mumbled the obligatory "no. stop. you shouldn't." but with little volume and absolutely NO enthusiasm.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This week on Interesting Matchups We'd Like To See:
Nation of Islam vs. Inflatable Scrotum Guy

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thinking it would be cool to form a biker gang, the Yellowjackets neglected to consider the fact that none of them could handle a Harley.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Where are the C.H.U.D.s when we really need them?

Submariner said...

Ah, Mohammed; they blow up so quickly these days...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Re: My last cap...
Oh, never mind, they're right there in the yellow life preservers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Borrowed from a Free Republic thread:
Why judge Islam by the acts of a few extremists?...
Let's not let 7 or 8 hundred million bad apples spoil the bunch.

curly said...

Although the anti-saggy tits protest drew just two participants, the police were ready for anything.

Abdrool and Ahktooey look apprehensive about the make over they received from the "Queer Eye For The Black Moslem Guy" team.

Although neither could count that high, both Abdrool and Ahktooey knew that 72 virgins "was a whole bunch of ho's."

Jonathan said...

"I don't know, Efraim. I mean, duck hunting with Cheney? What were you thinking?"

curly said...

The "Death to America" march came to an abrupt halt as the brothers passed a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Jason said...

As you can see SOTG and submariner are hardcore Blind Melon fans.

Jason said...

'I'm tellin' you, Tyrone, its a conspiracy! C-O-N...spiracy!'

Jason said...

No, these vests aren't bullet-proof. Why do you ask?



Ok, that one was wrong.

David Simon said...

"You two finished your ribs half an hour ago. Now take off them silly looking bibs."

David Simon said...

"I'm a sucker for a white boy in uniform too, Jamal, but can you do something about that pitched tent in your trousers? You're embarrassing me."

prince of leaves said...

The newest members of Detroit Metro's ground handling crew were just two more All-American boys from Dearborn. And no one was allowed to think otherwise.

prince of leaves said...

Al Zira and Abu Cornelius meet their tragic end in the climax of "Escape from the Planet of the Jihadis".

Anonymous said...

In this episode of the BET's version of Everyone Loves Raymond, Robert goes undercover while his backup officers seek autographs from Raymond.

T. Harris said...

That's right, bitches. Your yellow vests go splendidly with your yellow spines.

Submariner said...

Oh, Achmed! I am sporting a tremendous woody right now! Must we stay with the group?

Submariner said...

Da-amn, brothah; look at da fine ac mod on dat car!

What, me worry? said...
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moe said...

"You knows which of dem 72 virgin ho's is gonna be my fav'rite in Pa'dice?"

"Who?"

"Yo' momma, dat's who!"

Mr. Right said...

Oh, look, it's more of Cynthia McKinney's Black Panther bodyguard contingent...

"You ain't in Israel and this ain't no Lebanese people that are going to back all up. You better get your Jewish ass..."

"You wanna know what led to the loss? Israel. The Zionists. You. Put on your yarmulke and celebrate."

Oh, wait! Those are actual quotes!

jeff said...

The cops guard our parades, we guard the cops parades...gotta problem with that?