1. Whitney's guards had orders to "shoot to kill" if Bobby got anywhere near her blow.
2. "Man, Tyrone... Lakweefa and Shanene are gonna be pissed when they see what we did to their Donna Karan originals."
3. "Dammit, Ibrahim, I wish I knew how to start you."
4. "Well, it's still a few months 'til election day. I hear Mugabe's got some openings. Think McKinney will at least give us recommendations?"
5. "In the unilikely event of a water landing, a communist thug can be used as a floatation device."
6. Casual Fridays with Green Helmet guy.
7. "Hey, Submariner." "Yeah, SOTG?" "I'll give you $20 to walk up to those guys and tell them you're from the CIA and you want to push crack in their neighborhoods."
8. "Commie Muslims? Whazzhou talkin' 'bout, Willis!"
9. Avalon Manor posted extra guards as the threat level was raised from Lavender to Cerise.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"All your crossing guards are belong to us."
Nice. Making fun of mentally challenged Muslim men in life preservers who can't locate their boat. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons.
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Best of Submariner
Happily, Karl Malden and Michael Douglas flew down the hill and through the crowd a moment later, ending the protest.
Just remember Abdul; what happens in San Francisco, STAYS in San Francisco...
Ford and Arthur didn't blend in well on Sol 7251. The Guide was apparently seriously out of date on it's information. At least they still had their yellow towels...
As the protester yelled that he "...really WILL blow myself up!" The police only mumbled the obligatory "no. stop. you shouldn't." but with little volume and absolutely NO enthusiasm.
Best of curly
Abdrool and Ahktooey look apprehensive about the make over they received from the "Queer Eye For The Black Moslem Guy" team.
Although neither could count that high, both Abdrool and Ahktooey knew that 72 virgins "was a whole bunch of ho's."
The "Death to America" march came to an abrupt halt as the brothers passed a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I don't know, Efraim. I mean, duck hunting with Cheney? What were you thinking?"
Best of Jason
As you can see SOTG and submariner are hardcore Blind Melon fans.
Best of David Simon
"You two finished your ribs half an hour ago. Now take off them silly looking bibs."
Best of prince of leaves
The newest members of Detroit Metro's ground handling crew were just two more All-American boys from Dearborn. And no one was allowed to think otherwise.
Best of T. Harris
That's right, bitches. Your yellow vests go splendidly with your yellow spines.
Thanks to Zombie, The Jane Goodall of Urban Moonbats